Haikus From A Crash

Spent Saturday night
Forgetting. Acting my age.
I’m young, I can dance.

For four nights, five days,
Never left my best friends bed.

This tin-can music
On hold with the pharmacist
Tries to get me down.

Robot voice thanks me,
Your call is importan–Click.
Avoid urge to die.

Doc: Where is the pain?
Head, Muscles, Joints, Skin. Constant.
Doc: Are you depressed?

Didn’t go to med school but,
I’m my own doctor.

The universe yawns-
Striving for life I don’t have,
I’ve become Facebook.

I cried when the maid
Killed the spider in my room.
Alone, things get weird.

Can’t forget him now–
Broke up just in time to find
Ringworm on my thigh.

A measure of will:
No one needs you anymore
Do you feel alive?

Monty at my side
Asks for nothing the whole day
Meet visceral love.

Tail wags in his sleep,
Watch his belly rise and fall
Love, you make me weep.

If Haiku rules were
Seven-Five-Seven instead,
Would I still be sick?

Bzzz. Thud. Bzzz thud bzzzz
Angry bee against the door
None of us get out.

Sad signing the forms
Which say I’m incapable.

Day 6, I’m alive.
Under water asking if
Dancing was worth it.

I should know better,
But I remember dancing,
Don’t remember price.

Health, Happiness, and Haikus.

Under the Water.

Under the Water.

*Shout out to Newman for haiku inspirations and continued decency in a perverted world.* 

A Baby Was Born

I really didn’t think we were going to make it. Amelie’s due date was June 18, and my mom and I were scheduled to arrive on the 16th which, in hindsight, was cutting it rather close. She started having contractions on the 14th and by the next day I was convinced we’d never get in there in time. I prayed that he’d wait for us but it was pretty clear by then that the baby would arrive before we would.

Somehow, despite multiple airplane delays and three days of threatening labor, my mom and I arrive to California, pea still in the pod. He waited for us after all. We arrived late, and everyone was tired, mostly Amelie. As we all turn in for bed, I tell Amelie and Keegan to wake me up if anything happens during the night. I don’t want to miss a thing. I am weirdly excited getting into bed, the way you are on Christmas Eve as kid. I finally get to witness the miracle of life. Score.

Roughly 5 hours later, still very dark outside, I wake to Keegan whispering in a firm voice at my door. Mary. Mary! I am still half asleep, Wha? I mumble. Her water broke. We’re going to the hospital. Yes!! This is what I had waited for. I knew something would happen tonight! I dressed quickly but hesitate a moment about what to wear. Are jeans appropriate labor attire? In my peripheral I spot Amelie, walking ever so cautiously down the hallway toward the stairs. She’s in a bathrobe, moving like a ghost, groaning in pain. Are you OK? I ask, dumb question probably. Hurry, she says. We need to go. I quickly put her arm over my shoulder and we walk gently in unison, a conjoined ball of sisterhood floating down the stairs. Where’s Keegan? She asks. I assure her he’s coming. I lie, I have no idea where Keegan is, but I assume he didn’t run out on us.

We walk out onto the driveway, the tiniest bit of dawn peaking at the horizon. Amelie is barefoot. I help her into the front seat of Keegan’s man van. I climb in the back but notice there are car seats on both chairs. Obstacle! I wedge my large butt into the bigger one, which doesn’t really work, so I sit perched up on top of it with half of me hanging off the side. Just as she’s about to ask where Keegan is again, we both see him, a spectacle headed our way; Keegan, running out of the garage as the door descends on him, holding a giant blue rubber ball in the air with both hands, as though it’s a trophy. What is THAT? I ask. Amelie tells me it’s some kind of birthing bouncy ball thingy that helped progress her first labor. But I don’t need it this time! she says, but Keegan is already stuffing the large balloon ball in the backseat, trying to wedge it between me and the two carseats. It’s making the rubbery noise that balloon animals make when being configured. I am laughing but only to myself. I don’t know if laughing is appropriate yet. You never know! he says, and gets into the driver seat. As he starts to shift the car into drive, Amelie stops him with a request: OK, I need you to go slow over the bumps and turns and stuff. But seriously go fast because I don’t think we have a lot of time. I hear Keegans signature cackle. OK, he says, hitting the gas, but easing down the curb of the driveway like a champ.

Now we’re driving fast on the California highway and the roads are all ours. Amelie tells Keegan to call the doctor on the way. I am rubbing her back like a boxing coach, but she says it feels good so I stick with it. Keegan talks to a woman on the phone, which then Amelie takes from him. She tells the woman she’s “In full blown labor”– A phrase both her and Keegan will use numerously in the next hour. This also makes me laugh. Please make sure he knows I’m in full blown labor this time. Keegan has been running the red lights, but now we approach one and there’s a state trooper in the lane next to us. Planning to run the light and then continue speeding, Amelie tells Keegan to let the guy know so he doesn’t pursue us. Keegan rolls down his window and the trooper does the same. Keegan: My wife is full blown labor. Cop: OK. Keegan: I’m going to run this light and then speed. Cop: OK. The light turns green and we speed off in the van. Dude couldn’t have cared less.

I notice Amelie is taking really short breaths from the pain. I remind her to slow them down and try to exhale through her nose. It actually works, she begins taking good breaths. I don’t totally know what I’m doing, but I know deep breaths are better than shallow ones. And they say it in all the Hollywood labor flicks. I rub her shoulders and the big blue ball drifts over to my side again, crowding me back there. I laugh to myself again. I know I will remember this car ride forever.

At the hospital we get Amelie into a wheelchair outside and Keegan throws me the keys to go park the van. In the wheelchair Amelie informs the nurse that she’s in full blown labor and instructs the nurse to run. The nurse reminds Amelie that she is going to be OK but that they aren’t going to run. By the time I get the car parked and up to the room, she is being hooked up to IV lines and monitors with all kinds of wires emerging in every direction. There is a surprisingly large number of staff hurrying in and out of the room, performing respective tasks. Amelie has one concern; the epidural. I’m ready for the epidural as soon as possible. Can you make sure they know that? That I’m ready as soon as they are? They are asking her a ton of questions and typing in answers or writing them on a chart. I imagine that she wishes the questions would stop. I’m familiar with this position; being in pain, needing help that only someone else can provide, but first having to answer question after question–none of them seeming more important than the pain. The nurse tells her as soon as she’s checked into the system, she can have the epidural. The Holiest of Holy’s.

I am standing to the right of the bed, watching a machine hooked up to her which monitors the contractions. It looks like a seismograph. It strikes me what an interesting device this is. A qualitative way to witness someone else’s pain, to measure it even. This part sticks with me. I try to talk her through the bad ones. Since I can see them peak and descend on the monitor, I’m able to tell her when the worst part is over. I remind her to breathe deep. There’s not much else to do now besides refill cups of ice, which Keegan and I take turns with. It’s just like the movies. Amelie informs another nurse that she IS ready for that epidural, just so she knows.

Finally, the last of the questions are answered, and the man with the miracle appears in the doorway. He is glowing yellow and angels sing in harmony as he makes his entrance. Amelie perks up. Absurdly afraid of needles normally, she couldn’t wait for this one. It only takes a few minutes, and then the magic starts to work. You can tell because Amelie has color back in her face and relief in her eyes, as though she can suddenly breathe again. Not to mention she’s smiling, and much more chatty.

Now everything slows down. Keegan and I take a nap. I guess numbed up Amelie continued to labor. When I wake up a bit later, my mom has arrived with coffee and food. We eat and re-energize and prepare for the big show. Just a couple hours later, to the nurses surprise, Amelie is eight centimeters and the time has come. This is it! Yeah! The only problem is that the doctor is not here yet. He’s on his way from another hospital, but he is in traffic. Note: California traffic is different than Louisiana traffic. My mom and I sit at the bay window, on the lookout for Doctor James as the nurses quickly turn the room into a saran wrapped tent. There’s another doctor there in case hers doesn’t make it, but Amelie likes sticking to plans. It’s kind of her thing.

The nurse tells us he drives a gun-metal grey sports car. Of course. No sign of him yet, so my mom and I start singing Amazing Grace aloud in a two part harmony. She taught us this years ago– something about the vibrational energy of that song. We have sung it ever since when we’re in a bind, and somehow it always comes through. There we are, Amelie trying to hold off pushing, the nurses preparing the room like busy birds, and two women at the window singing in decent enough harmony, (I may have been a bit flat). By the third verse, a small silver sports car pulls up and a tall doctor rushes out. He’s here!! We all cheer. Amelie looks like she’s about to have a baby.

The doctor can barely get his blazer off and the scrubs on before she’s on her second push. I stand to the side between the doctor and Keegan. I even hold a leg! It all happens really fast. On the third push we can see his head. It is crazy. Amazing. Five pushes later, he is out. He doesn’t cry right away and the silence is paralyzing. I am worried but don’t say a word because neither the doctor or nurses seem concerned. It feels like forever but was probably four seconds. As Amelie gets both hands around him and brings him to her chest, he finally cries out. That weak, pathetic, entry level cry. The cry of alive. As soon as I hear it, I start to cry too. I never used to be emotional like this. But it feels good. Happy tears. He doesn’t even cry long. He gets swaddled and passed around to everyone like a perfect soft package. I watch his parents hold and love him, both grandparents, and then it is my turn. I can almost feel the love he’s been given already radiating from him. I think about his entrance to the world–how every baby should be this lucky. He’s alert, blinking slowly as he takes it all in. How he can already smell so good, I have no idea. I hold him and cannot fathom that any of us were ever this small, this helpless. Why do we ever convince ourselves we are meant to do this alone? Holding him I feel solid relief. Not just that he’s OK, but that the world is OK. In this moment, he embodies the world. Everything will be fine. He’s here. It’s perfect.

The World.

The World.

Health, Happiness, Happy Birthday James.

R and R and R

I’m writing from my iPhone, supine on the couch. It’s the first time doing this because up to now I’ve experience so much frustration typing on this keyboard that the idea of writing a whole blog post on it felt out of the question. I could just imagine the many many predictive text failures and me growing angry and tired. But, alas, I can barely move. I don’t feel strong enough to sit upright and feel comfortable. All my limbs are weighted, my head feels like a bowling ball supported by a twig.  All my appendages hang like deadweight to the floor. Mostly I feel really brittle.

I had a bunch of nerve-racking dreams last night with intermittent nightmares. I wake up with 5 or 6 vivid memories of all these scenes playing out in my mind. Many times it’s in the middle of the night and I wake up to the sound of my own voice saying “Mmmmmm” but unable to get the word out, my jaw straining and my mouth tight. This is also happening in the nightmare; I’m unable to speak, often unable to move, and I’m trying to call out. The “Mmm” sound is for Monty. He is who wakes me out of the dreams. Almost always I awaken, sweaty and afraid, and next to me is Monty, standing close to the bed panting loudly. A few times he’s pawed at the bed or whined to get me out of it. He is my relief. I pet his head and slow down my mind, my breath. He grunts and quickly goes back to sleep. I’m continually amazed by his visceral nature and intuition. He’s more than a therapy dog. He’s a rescue dog.

So many times, when I fall back to sleep, I return to the terror or anxiety or the inability to move, or be heard. Sometimes picking up right where the last dream stopped. Even when they’re not nightmares, they’re usually taxing and filled with angst. Or I’m just too sick to keep up with the characters. This morning just before my eyes opened, I was trying to keep up with my brother and sister who were packing up and moving from our house. My brother was mad that someone had dirtied the bathroom walls and I had a washcloth, sluggishly trying to wipe them down but struggling with my shaky arms. I could barely complete the task. I explained I was trying my best and to go easy on me, that I was exceptionally weak. ‘Why are you so weak?’ he asked, looking me straight in the eyes. ‘I don’t know’ I said discouraged, returning his dead pan. That was it. I opened my eyes to Monty on the bed and my whole body aching, but worse was the heaviness over me. It was so hard to move my cement limbs. It took way too much effort. As I struggled to get out of bed and merely stand up I thought “Ah, well, that explains the dream.”

In fact I think my dreams have deeper meanings than just their physical implications, mirroring my condition. But certainly my symptoms heighten the scenes and details. A while ago I dreamed that metal shards were sticking out of my kneecaps and my legs had a bunch of broken glass stuck in them. (Having glass shards in my skin is a recurring detail) When I woke all my joints were aching, most of all my knees for some reason. The rest of me had that general ache, and it was interesting how my subconscious was using those symbols to reflect my physical reality. Anyway, when I think back on them later, I think, did I get any restorative sleep? I wake up feeling like I ran a horror marathon all night! Not all nights, but most. And it’s interesting to me. Many of my days aren’t filled with a lot of action, but it’s like I have this whole other life when I go to bed at night. And sometimes it’s really amazing. This year in particular, I’ve been able to ‘decide’ to fly and I do it a lot now. It truly feels like I have actually flown, I am amazed and exhilarated in the dream, knowing it’s an incredible thing. As soon as I believe I can (like thinking a happy thought in Peter Pan)!or remember that I did it in another dream, I do it. And I experience it fully.. Looking down at roofs of houses, flying and landing onto branches of tall tress. Last night was theatrically hilarious: I flew real high up above this pool, turned upside down with my arms out like Superman and nose dived while doing full 360 spins into the pool. And I knew that I looked like those Olympic divers who land perfectly into water without hardly making a splash. I was showing off, and it felt great! This was just before I realized we had to leave and I was heavy and weak trying to get out of the pool. I didn’t seem to function on dry land. That flying part was fun though.

Unfortunately the rest of the day so far has remained in a crash state. Extremely weak and fatigued, super dizzy every time I stand up, with my hearing becoming totally muffled and my heart doing all kinds of weird things. I’m short of breath and winded even though I’ve barely moved at all. I was supposed to go to a wedding which I was looking forward to tonight, but I knew exactly what would happen if I pushed it and went, so here I lay, with Monty next to me waiting for any movement that looks at all promising .

Days like these are hard, but they used to be much harder. I’d fight them, racking my brain for a way to make it work– to keep plans, to fulfill my own or others expectations, to demand that I was in control and not my body. If I gave in and said no, I’d torture myself imagining all the fun I was missing, and grow angrier at my circumstance. I’d feel hopeless and my mind would exaggerate the ‘unfairness’ of my life with this disease. But saying yes always yielded the same bad result–a deeper crash and an extended amount of recovery time. Which would make me miss out on even more. Now I feel more in touch with my body–I usually know deep down whether or not I can or should do something, and when the answer is no, I spend as little time harping on it as I can. I’ve practiced surrendering faster and divertig my attention to what I can do while I’m in whatever state I’m in. And honestly there is plenty– the iPhone alone can busy you for hours. Yes it stings to miss out, but my wisdom in making the better decision and my acceptance with whatever that is has grown. I think with an illness like this it’s almost a lesson you’re forced to learn. The alternative is just suffering on top of suffering, and ain’t nobody got time for dat.

I’ve got two good books: A Return to Love by Marianne Williamson and Dance Dance Dance by my favorite Murakami. There is Mad Men Season 6 I haven’t seen yet. There are rain storms that continue popping up that I like to close my eyes and listen to. There is food in the fridge, (my mom texts me,) and there is the gift of time I’ve been given to rest and recover through days like this. And it wasn’t always that way. I have to reming myself what a gift that actually is.

As for the dreams, I’ll try to write them down, and since I’ve learned how to fly, perhaps I’ll learn how to shed my physical issues in that world too. Or I won’t. Either way, in this sedentary life of mine, sometimes those active dream-filled nights give me an adventure that invoke my mind and heart, and that’s pretty cool in itself. (Minus the glass shards.) Especially because I remember them so vividly. Anyway, sometimes it takes stepping back and changing the filter through which we see our experience to see all the treasures that it contains. For me that comes with writing, and having the chance to do that on a blog and being able to connect with people is one of the greatest gifts I have right now. So thank all of you for being so supportive and reaching out often. It’s been huge for me.

Now, back to nothing.


Health, Happiness, Recharging.