This is what our feet look like!
2. Express their extreme annoyance at this work day today and hint that it deserves a much needed alcoholic beverage at the end of it. WINK WINK.
3. Thank their hubby for being the best hubby in the world while their hubby is sitting right next to them.
4. Complain about bad service at restaurants. “Never eating at Applebee’s AGAIN!”
5. Express their extreme excitement to see their best friends tonight, Brintney, Whitney, and Sarah!!! Love YOU GIRLS!!
6. Take pictures wearing a lot of makeup and looking really preppy while simultaneously making a “hard” facial expression and holding up what they consider to be a gangster sign. Potential caption: ‘Straight thuggin.’
We're hard!!!
7. Take pictures of undeserving food.
I effing love oatmeal!!! Mmmmmmm.
8. Make their status the song lyrics of any Kings of Leon Song.
9. Take a picture of someone they deem inferior to themselves in some way with the question: Really?
10. Write angry letters to companies (Dear EZ PARK, I hate you!), unorganized groups of people (Dear slutty freshmen who think that leggings can be worn as pants..), and non-entities (Dear unseasonably cold weather, WTF?!)
11. Subtly yell at no one in particular while being very specific. “Wow, it’s hard to believe that you think you know someone and then they turn around and STAB YOU IN THE BACK. Will never make that mistake again. EVER.”
12. Document exceedingly mundane activites for the day. “Getting my oil changed today. Then getting much needed groceries. Then it’s off to the post office to mail some bills. Then stopping by the gyno. Will probably need some gas by the end, so I may stop at the gas station. But I might be tired so I’ll probably just get it in the morning on my way to pick up a prescription. But if I’m not very tired I’ll probably just get the gas on the way home. Again, unless I am tired.”
13. Express their distaste for facebook on facebook and threaten to leave facebook to their facebook friends.
14. Ask seemingly rhetorical questions. “It’s cool to do a bunch of meth and babysit 20 six year olds, right?”
15. Write a status in another language. Parce que, Je suis tres intelligente!!
Love,
Mary. A white girl on facebook, guilty of most of these things.
**My friend Matt Damon (aka Kaitlin) collaborated on the trends of facebook with me. A much more detailed version will be in our book we’re writing. Which will be published….one day…
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IT’S VERY RACISM! I’M WHITE, AND NONE OF THOSE ARE TRUE!
Wow, good thing this is a funny blog about a GENERALIZATION / STEREOTYPE of what she and her friends do (who just happen to be white), and not some super important, world changing piece of literature that will one day mold who we are as a species eh!
You need to relax!, I am fairly certain that the creators of this didn’t have you in mind to piss off when they wrote it.
And “It’s very racism” is not a sentence. Look it up.
dannggg chill you obviously need to take a joke im white too and I just laughed! #16 they think everything is personal to them. #17 they also make up sentances “its very racism!”
shut d fuck up it ture.. u people are soo damn.. yhur maiking a fool out of yhurself, finkin u guys are black nd hard…but really it stupid..nd yh its all WHITE girls…
i rest my case..
do me a favor?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_English
im white too and i only do some of those grr RACISM
I love Crystal Meth lol
Wow, I really think some people need to chill out a bit and take this for the light-hearted ribbing it is meant to be. They are poking fun at themselves, and their friends. I sincerely doubt that there is anything racist behind this. Just because something is funny, does not make it racist. If I see someone fall/ slip/ trip/ whatever and I laugh, I am laughing at what happened, not who it happened to. Funny. Not Racist. We are laughing at what she is saying she and her friends do, not that they do it because they are white girls. People who think the opposite, I feel, need to look past the end of their noses and see the whole picture, not just the cover.
Relax. Enjoy. Laugh. Argue racist issues, where racist issues are present, not a harmless blog about shit on FB.
Wow, I really think everyone needs to chill out, and look at this for the light-hearted ribbing it is meant to be. These girls are poking fun at themselves, and their friends. I sincerely doubt there is anything racist about it. Just because something is funny does not make it racist. If i see a person fall/ slip/ whatever and I laugh, i am laughing at what happened, not who it happened to. Funny. Not Racist. We are laughing at what she is saying not that she is saying “white girls” do it. Action, not title…..
These people need to look further than the end of their nose, and see at the WHOLE picture, not just the cover.
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Haha, too funny.
Hehe, my girlfriend is guilty of a few of these. It is both true and funny.
Rats ! Some of these things I qualify for,but I,m Puerto Rican qualify , : ))But the whole taking pics of the feet together with amazing nail polish on is something my awesome daughter and I love to do once ina while : )))))))))
It was a great read! I showed it to all my white friends, and they loved it!
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What about “15 Things Black Girls Do on Facebook”? I’d LOVE to hear this one!!! Ohhhh I’m sure it’ll be downright NASTY!!
wow, Nasty huh
Here it is. “15 Things Black Girls Do on FaceBook.
http://bit.ly/uWv53L
Im glad you specified… White girls.
As if skin color has anything to do with any of these things!
Hmm
Kinda does I mean different races communicate much differently face to face and on facebook
This.is.hilarious! Ha! Nice work.
Hollllllllly Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate generalizations no matter who they target.
My favorite is the subtle messages posted in the hopes that someone will ask them to elaborate… “I can’t believe today is the day!” or “It can only get better.”
I’ll admit this is funny, though a bit stereotypical. I don’t do any of these things myself, but I am friends with people who do (example: Just looked at my facebook page and someone had just posted a picture of their feet!), which makes this all the funnier!
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Beautiful…
See most of these on a daily basis sadly, probably time to remove some friends.
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PS: You forgot about a post mentioning something about the 5K they are “training” for…
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Je suis d’accord… il faut pas copier et te comportera comme c’est le tien! Either way the post was ok… another reason for facebook to stop!
I’m Asian but just as guilty of all of the above.
asian girls are on a whole other level
Haha, I like it, it made me laugh as I have seen examples of all of these on my Facebook wall recently (:
Loving this! A much deserved http://www.whitewhine.com shout out!!
So glad I stumbled onto your blog! VERY funny love it! =)
hmmm… I gather you think you are weird and quirky, probably wear Star Wars shirts and self identify as a nerd. But the only thing weird/quirky about you is that you are 27 and have terrible music taste. Justin Beiber? Lady Gaga?
I dont wear star wars t shirts or self identify as a nerd. I do however, have terrible taste in music.
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Sounds like things Black girls and all people for that matter like to do on Facebook as well. Lol!
Lol !!
I definitely am guilty of quite a few from the above though I’m not white.But haven’t done the feet thing yet.
I guess it’s not too late to take pics of my feet and see what everyone has to say about it then only maybe I can add this up in my list
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LOVE this post. It made me laugh out loud, probably because im guilty myself of a few of these!
It’s all so true! I’ve done a lot of these. And just for the sake of being ridiculous my friend and I have acomplished all of them since last week lol
wow thats wats called a stupid idiotic post, yet cute funny and sweet
Number 14 has always made me waNt to punch my face through my computer.
this is awesome lol
LOL!!! That’s true!!! So funny!!
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I am white and don’t do any of these things. Maybe this should be renamed; ‘Stupid things shallow women do of every race’. More accurate.
Ahh, i see myself doing a majority of these things i’m sad to say.
Hilarious!
this was great, aboslutely spot on!
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I think the “Straight Thuggin’.” was the best potential caption evah!
Great post!
How about posting the minor scholastic or athletic achievements of their kids?
Like: Bobby brought home his first “A” EVER! We’re so proud of him!
Or: Johnnie scored his first basket of the season. Woohoo!
EXACTLY!! I wrote a list of my own about the 40ish crowd, as an homage to the “white girls” list”: http://open.salon.com/blog/geekate/2011/12/10/15_things_middle_aged_women_love_to_do_on_facebook
Dropped into your page to see the list. Being 47 myself i thought it would be interesting. It did not reflect me or any of my forty something friends. I guess we are a little more hardcore with grown kids. Way past the soccer mom stage.
Okay… kind of guilty of the feet thing but I didn’t take the picture OR upload it…. I also didn’t de-tag myself from it… and I may have used it once as my profile picture…
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Guilty. Dear Lord. How embarrassing!
I allways thought i was a white girl ,my parents are white ,, grands as far back as i know ,but i must confess i never did any of those white girl things they all sound very selfabsorbed.
,but being raised in europe might have something to do with that
haha you are such a loser!
I’m quite sure it isn’t just American women that post stuff like that. I can tell you that a good 50% of my female friends, myself included, don’t post that crap and they were all raised in America. I have more european friends that post things like this then my American friends. So while some people (including American’s, Europeans, Indians and any other nationality or country) post things like this and are selfabsorbed, not all of them are. So just because you were raised in europe does not make you any better then anyone else that was raised in America.
Amen… to That! I have a very diverse FB group and ALL have done at least one of those things..And its not just woman, its men as well… why, because its a Human thing… maybe it should be called ” 15 irritating things that PEOPLE do on FB.” Especially since youre dealing with people from a very broad age and cultural range…or you could call it…”I have nothing better to write so Ill bash my white fb friends…who are too stupid to think its about them or how stupid you THINK they are.”
Im sure you’ll have plenty of readers, ignorance is abundant and many are literate.
Is Europe where you picked up your poor spelling and grammar as well? Or just your undeserved superiority complex?
Omg you’re my hero! It is so true! And I do half of ‘em :-/
If you ever do another list of things people do on facebook that gets them un-friended feel free to use these : Constantly posting things their children do or say, “OMG! Jacob just farted!” or “Tiffany just asked me why dogs lick their butt!”……about ten times a day……
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So very true!
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15 THINGS NON-WHITE GIRLS LOVE TO DO ON FB:
1. They take pictures of their lovely brown, yellow, red, black faces and bodies—not their feet— because they don’t have white girl issues with teen acne and fast food fed muffin tops (yeah we have ‘em but don’t give a damn).
2. They express extreme pleasure in their work day as they are happy to have a job in this highly competitive job market and realize their boss will see any post no matter how well privacy protected by FB. Ditto for the alcohol reference; which is really not a non-white girl thing anyway.
3. They have no need to thank their hubby for being the “best hubby in the world” because it’s not a contest and they would never consider referring to their life partner as their “hubby” only “caro mio” during sex—which they have regularly and not only on “date night”.
4. They never complain about bad service at restaurants because they have learned from their families to respect the work of others which makes personal encounters a pleasure. “I really enjoyed my meal; the people here are really great to us every time we come in!”
5. They are unashamed to express their extreme excitement and love for their best friends and/or family –which is largely the purpose of social media, Maria, Saouri, and Tanisha!!! Love YOU GIRLS!!
6. They make sure that in any pictures posted they are wearing a lot of makeup and looking really sexy while simultaneously using the throwing “kisses” facial expression , holding their hands on their hips, and crossing their legs (as if having to pee). Potential caption: ‘Red carpet here I come!’
7. Take pictures of their Abuela’s sopa-soooo deserving of immortality-and other family recipes as they love to cook and their children have never seen ready-to-eat anything. Yummmmmm.
8. They would never make their status the lyrics of a song because other people’s words aren’t a status—unless, of course, they are Gandhi’s, Tupac’s, or MLK’s.
9. They wouldn’t take a picture of someone they deem inferior to themselves in some way with the question: Really? As they are not “Mean Girls” and really don’t care what “white girls” do anyway.
10. They would never write “open” angry letters to companies (Dear Walgreens, I hate you!), innocent groups of people (Dear Asian students speaking on your cell phones in Chinese in the library…), and non-entities (Dear unseasonably cold weather, WTF?!) as this would be blaming others for their shitty day or more likely shitty life, which is sooo not a non-white girl way to roll.
11. They would never subtly yell at no one in particular while being very specific. “Wow, it’s hard to believe that you think you know someone and then they turn around and STAB YOU IN THE BACK. Will never make that mistake again. EVER.” Because they have only one face and it would be pointed directly at you and in yours if you were to ever STAB THEM IN THE BACK!!
12. They would never document exceedingly mundane activities for the day on FB or Blogs and continually wine and complain about how woe is their shitty existence because they are very satisfied with themselves and their seemingly mundane lives and are too busy fighting traffic on their way to work to text a mobile update of their current where abouts .
13. They would never express their distaste for Facebook on Facebook and threaten to leave Facebook to their Facebook friends because their friends are not white-girls and do not post white girl tripe to complain about.
14. They don’t often ask rhetorical questions as they find no need for their dramatic quality as there is enough theatricality and drama in their own lives—besides sarcasm and crystal meth is a white-girl thing anyway.
15. They do write their status in other languages because they speak them—sometimes several of them—fluently. Parce que, ils sont très intelligents!
Susan. A brown girl on Facebook, guilty of most of these things.
you seem to like lists (creative by the way)… if you like lists I think you will like this:
http://spotthestereotype.wordpress.com
Brown girls maaaaybe(and by brown girls I assume you ONLY speak of mexican americans). NOT african American women and not Indians. Your list is absurd. What several languages do these three cultures speak? Spanish badly? Slang? Hindi? YOU ALL do the same sh&t….you are all American, all loud as hell and in your face nasty, all self absorbed and all Kardash*an like. Quit your moaning. Your group isn’t a top flight catch either. Look out the door because there is no one lining up for any of you. Go watch reality t.v. and feel better about yourself.
Nick. A real man not on Facebook and never guilty of dating or listening to you.
Sorry, my darlin’ but it really ought to be “elles sont très intelligentes” if you are referring to women. If one wishes to brag about her fluency in other languages, it’s a good idea to be moderately competent at speaking/writing them, n’est pas?
For someone who purports to be so self-assured you sure appear to take a lot of pleasure in deriding an entire demographic based on tongue-in-check stereotypes.
uhhh!!!! thank you… !!! Sad thing is there are very few things that are mutually exclusive to one culture…especially idiocracy. Sad that there are sooo many really great things to talk about and the best some people can find is bashing their chosen friends, by race, for what they post on FB.
This list is Anti White Female and Pro every other race of Female.
This page is a wonderful example of how pop-culture is Anti-White.
You are a horrible horrible horrible person. I wish you the best of luck in life wondering aimlessly without a clue what is going on. Oh yea your a racist!
Fabulous!
awesome… cant wait to make you cry your self to sleep… first of all ya your bodies are disgusting and you dont take pictures of your feet not because your uncomfortable with your body but because you are almost defintely embarrased by your feet most like filled with corns and oversized yellow nails disgusting really… highly competitive? must be difficult with affirmitive action a policy strictly helping you guys get jobs even when whites scores are harder… take a shot of tequilla and be thankful.. he prolly isnt up for hubby of the year, regardless of your name tattooed to your neck domestic violence charges automatically rule him out. i wouldnt complain at a restruant my family worked at either, how was 3 margaritas?… were you planning on vacuuming that carpet?.. your food is good ill give you that but it doesnt mean i want you to smell like burnt cheese and taco grease … like sopa? try soap…your absolutely right tho white girls are the only mean girls and definitely the only humans to ever complain about giving them a bad day… everyone who has read your ignorant list in a mocking stereotypical whiney hispanic accent wants to stab you lol… i have a friend that is “nonwhite” posted about her distaste for facebook yesterday… crystal meth is about as prideful as pissing and shitting yourself in a crammed semi… hopefully your able to teach your family how to speak other languages as well so next time they get my order right. sincerely, white male (you cant even hurt my feelings)
While the original post was clever and amusing, this one is vicious and seemingly bitter. I’m glad that the non-white females I know do not share your unfair and racist sentiment.
wow…Im amazed that you know ALL non-white girls. Im terminally White and I do none of the “white girls list,” though I do account for most of the things on yours. Your list is excellent, but the idea behind it is STILL bound by race, culture, and gender.
We should just call the list “15 things that the people I CHOSE” to be friends with on face book do that make them the amazingly different people that they are.
Jil. A terminally White girl on FaceBook who doesnt do tose things… but realize thats its Not a race, age, cultural or gender thing, but a people thing. Who also remembers that she can delete the people she Chose if they really bother me that badly.
The truth is, this article seems to appeal to every girl outhere, no matter how old they are.
Excellent & Hilarious post!
I prefer Black guys up my arse
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You forgot the women that insist on posting ultrasounds of their unborn kids (big ew) and constantly updating anyone whos unfortunate enough to be in their friends list on the status of their pregnancy. No one really gives two shits, and no, your kid is not cute. Its ugly as hell
If you’re sick of seeing a pregnant woman talk about her baby on her facebook, sorry, but you’re the one who’s fucking retarded for having someone you dislike that much as a “friend” in the first place.
Seriously, the woman can’t post photos of her life changing events on her page because she might slightly annoy someone on her list?
Grow up, people.
Yours truly. A man who doesn’t want or like kids…who hates illogical bullshit.
I so agree. The worst of the worst is when they put their baby’s photo as their profile picture and write things like “We’re two months old today!”…yeah you sure sound likeit. At least if we’re talking mental age.
Wow… the worst of the worst is the person who cannot enjoy the gift of life.
he he he…this one’s funny…especially the last few . .e .e .e .e good observation yeah..!
I’m not a white girl but I am guilty of a few of these things. Thought I was playing it cool but you got me down to a tee… Great post, keep up the funny work!
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crap- guilty white girl here.
Haha, such a great article. I’m a white girl and I pretty much do every one of these!
These are all so true. I am guilty of a few but know others that do all of them. Thanks for the laugh.
Laughing All the way!! Hahhaa!!
I’m guilty of 4, 10, 11, and 12.
the feet thing makes absolutely no sense to me at all!!
I enjoyed reading your post. I originally read it the first day it was FP’d and it made me chuckle. I came back to the post today and see that the comments have take a…let’s say “interesting” turn!
But, just in case you didn’t know, white girls aren’t the only ones who like to take pictures of their feet…see http://wp.me/p1cZEZ-5b
Gotta say, this is ingeniously hilarious. And, unfortunately, completely true.
FB comments generally annoy me and I think you’ve captured them all! Nice job.
True shit. I see this type of stuff on my news feed daily,especially #11. Those are usually from the girls I went to high school with.
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I who am not in your intended demographic enjoyed this blog very much! Thanks!
Just tag surfing my way around to see how things go in the neighborhood. I like how you seem to be having Fun.. That’s great!.. You made me laugh n smile.. Now what should I do?…
pffffttttt… thats awesome lol arent we all a little guilty??? wait.. that was a rhetorical question… dang.. i do this even when I’m not on the fb HAHA!
Hahaha… That made me lol!
I loved it, good reading, some of em’ I actually do.. (BUT if I do have to take a pic of my food, it needs to be a little bit more yummy than oatmeal…) XD hahaha!
The ”take pic of their feet” – gawd have seen so many who does that, but I dont know why? But well.. XD Looks fun I guess?
I love writing song lyrics into my facebook status, if it fits my current mood, but okay, I just love songs too much I guess? Ahem…
Awesome post, *liked and + Followed u!
A++ for this one! ^^
I’m guilty of all of these. I have been trying to catch myself though and correct my wrongs.
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Good list, but I’m not white and do a number of these things, as do my other non white friends lol.
That’s what happens when people try to fit in.
Very annoying tho.
Haha I love this. So true.
I think I’ll make a post called: 15 Things Black Girls Love To Do on Facebook
and see how many people call it racist.
wha! I so want to see that, would be a great experiment!
Looks like “Susan Ann Lopez” made a Non-White Girls list.
Of course the list is more Anti-White than the 15 Things White Girls Love To Do on Facebook list.
Typical.
Why only black girls? In fact why not expand to the entire racial septum while you’re at it? (disturbing how you mentioned blacks only but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt) This post was made by a white girl who observed things about herself and others so she made a JOKING post about it. Yours on the other hand would rightly be called racist as it would be obvious you are doing it to be an ass.
I am simply saying that if this same list was directed towards WOC
(I used Black for an example), it would of been met with an angry mob of comments.
I may be an ass, for stating the obvious.
oww girl’s –’ i think that’s they are mistirous
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Don’t forget white, young mothers. They love to throw advice in to every comment:
Real example:
LAUREN: making popcorn strands for our christmas tree and every time i pick up a piece of popcorn, i have to remind myself to put it on the strand and not in my mouth.
SALLY: If it’s air-popped without butter, it’s a great snack!
hahahahahahahahhahaahhaha….breath…hahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaahaha…dude, that was genius mate…simplicity i love. pop a baby out and now you’ve got advice on how to live. STFU new moms – NO ONE CARES. love it dude…..hahahahaha
More like 15 Vapid Things People Love to Do on Facebook!
YES!
Haha, too funny! I <3 it
hahaha.. I can’t stop laughing after that first reason….
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Hilar! These are all some of the many reasons why I deleted Facebook two months ago!
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No. 10 and 13 are the best!:P
Hilarious blog post.
lol. I’m not sure why I am laughing because all these things annoy the hell out of me on FB…. But I guess the fact that everyones got the same friends is kind of amusing. FB drives me mad but I can’t imagine living without it. Congrats on FP!
facebook has change the people. this is like a new environment
Funny. You put a share on facebook button. I guess that’d be the 16th.
A friend linked this post earlier this week on facebook – enjoyed it then, and again now. Thanks for the laugh and congrats on being freshly pressed!
Lmfao so true! I don’t see it anymore because I deactivated mine, but it lives on twitter too. I have a serious mix of friends and it spreads. It’s contagious! lol
This was so funny, I had to share
Thanks for the laugh!
I am so over people posting questions like ” a day of shopping and lunch with the boyfriend?” followed by “yes please” or “don’t mind if i do”
ok this is hilarious!
lol love it!!
What about white guys who constantly imitate the douche bags from the Jersey Shore? When did it become REALLY uncool to JUST BE WHITE?
All my hoes and hotties on facebook do these 15 things. Constantly. You make it seem funny. They make it seem like I should DEFRIEND them! What would the world come to if I did that, Mary and Kaitlin?
hahahaha this is so true!! laugh so hard, very nice post.. I did one on Facebook too today what a coincidence, check it out if you have time!
Keep posting good content like this one!
Cierto… Y muy gracioso. Abunda la gente así.
I don’t know about meth, but I tried E and I loved it! Makes you feel like you’re in heaven for a while. lol Perfect for EDC.
LOL!! I love this post! So funny!
Point number 11…soooo many people do this. Doing the status update for the said person’s benefit and the ‘audience’. We all get hurt, but it’s not the best thing to do!
So painfully true…..Hilarious:)
~Morgan
…so painfully true.
CRAZY !
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Too true, I think people do stuff a little differently in England. For example we like to do location updates but from pubs to try and look cool. Xx
very true……
Don’t forget posing with their drinks where ever they are. At a bar, restaurant, home, tailgate if they’re cool enough to be at one. If there is alcohol in and around them, they’ll pick it up raise it and strike a pose.
hahahahha!!!!TRUE…and you forgot ‘making the duckface’ My cousin is GUILTY of all of this + duck face. And posing in front of every place she goes to…ridiculous.
I thought for sure Duckface would be on there! Ugh I’m guilty of that sometimes…and saying ‘ugh’ a lot.
Haha! Very funny!
That’s hilarious. I have done a few of these, although my friends of other ethnicities have done a few of them as well.
You, or someone you know, should do a other demographics because I notice a lot of trends in other groups as well. Like mirror pics with fish-lips and the middle finger. Bah
sooooooo true!
Thank you for this wonderful, hilarious, and touching blog. I am a 32-year-old English teacher who struggles with some currently undiagnosed chronic immune thingy (with the bonus side of sometimes crippling anxiety) and I have also recently started camping out at my parents’ house–it’s a humbling, terrifying, and funny time. I also rave at Bill O’Reilly, which my parents think is a riot–and recently follwed a viewing by stomping down the stairs from the living room to my basement abode having a 2-year-old temper tantrum about how my ‘parents just didn’t get it’.
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this is great…i’ll repost on my facebook!
i’m biracial (black and white) and guilty of half of these things. ha!
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What about posing for your profile pic with random children you might have babysat once, found at a party or a missions trip in Africa, belong to your best friend’s older sister’s inlaw’s cousin, or just happened to pass on the street and thought were cute.
or is that just my friends?
I do about 90% of these. Don’t say that you don’t!
Guilty of doing 7 and12. I have friends that do number 3. Makes me laugh when they have conversations about how great of crap their day was. Whats the point lol???
good one…although I must say even non-whites do this!
really funny! these things i always see in my news feed too.. and they are not always from girls.
…and by the way, my friends and i are not even white
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You know your blog is good when you provoke both laughter and anger and so many responses. What’s with the photos of feet? Shoe and/or foot fetish?
I know people who do each single thing listed here!
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very true and funny,,but why just white girls,,i see all sorts of girls doing most of these
number 6 is so true
hahahaha i love it!!
Well, white girls are more lame, boring, spoiled, and self-centered than I thought!
I’m sorry to ruin your image of us white girls, but it’s not only ‘white girls’ that do these things. I can name a huge number of different types of people that are, as you say, ‘lame, boring, spoiled, and self-centered’! You must remember not to stereo type one group of people because of something just a select number or people.
It’s people like you, I believe that stereo type people like Muslims, because of course they all must be terrorists out to get everyone who doesn’t believe, right? Or who stereotype hispanics or african americans or anyone who is different from you. Get a life and learn a little about other people. It might surprise you what you learn!
This does not just apply to “white girls”… LOL!
So very true! And it is a bit stereotypical as only a percentage of girls do these things.
haha yessss, exactly! Don’t for get peace-sign pictures (what are we all hippies again, and I didn’t get the notice?) and mirror self-pics. (No, I do not want to see the inside of your bathroom). Hilarious, I love it.
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People are so annoying .. Just enjoy the post and stop being so picky.. their are no intentions of it being feminist im sure. And if your taking this post too seriously than I would recomend stop hating that she mentioned something that you do and it offended you or simply because you have no life and no friends and other people do! get a life people, smile every once in a while I promise itll help!
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This is ridiculously funny! Why? Because it is ridiculously true. Amen to number 6, but who doesn’t love a good thug face?
THIS IS HILARIOUS! So something I would write.
Alessandra
Funny! lol
(Just joshin I never use that “lol 
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or within the first five min. someone mentions that its up on their facebook page followed by..do you have facebook? OH EMM GEE….send me an invite!..love your blog!
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some of the reasons I no longer have FB …
OMG — so good. So, so good.
FInishing dinner now. YUM!
Love this… I thought I already posted a comment but it didn’t show up… I am guilty of #1 (and a few others)… I like to post pictures of the exotic locations my feet take me to. Mountain tops, skiing, hiking, black tie gala’s, white water rafting, whatever…
Funny post!
I did manage a post earlier about some of the negative comments: To those who are spewing critical responses but choose to remain anonymous… your words would be more effective if you owned them… don’t be a coward. It is easy to criticize when no one knows who you are. I dare you to be critical and actually sign your name.
im a freshman and i wore leggings to school today… awkwarddd
at least they’re running tights and not just plain leggings right?
F-ing hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh
Yup, I’m guilty – of at least the first half of the list and what was even more hilarious (for me) was the first one. I am forever taking pictures of my feet at whatever “exotic” location I am finding them… on top of mountains, white water rafting, black tie gala’s… guilty as charged.
wow and yep and I third the duckface
I am so very guilty of most of these things, love it.
Your observations stupid and banal, but you have given a voice to many stupid and banal people as evidenced by their often mispelled comments. For this, you are to be commended.
Funny… YOU criticize. And YOU skipped the word ARE. Way to prove your point.
Anonymous also misspelled “mispelled”.
Sorry, yet another comment on your AMAZING blog post here. I cringe at the fact that I have definitely (as a white girl) ticked some of these – especially the song lyrics. Though, I’m not a massivo Kings of Leon fan.
So true, it’s embarrassing how sad we girls are! But boys upload pictures of themselves with 3 Maccy D’s Big Mac meals, and update their statuses about playing CoD and other boysy games haha!
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This is hilarious. I love it.
I love this. And I’m a little embarrassed that I have actually done most of these things. Ergh.
Oh snap! Looks like da white girls will have something else to post about!
I think saying Oh Snap should be on the list.
Sometimes the truth is the funniest thing. This happens to be one of those times! Great list and thanks for sharing!!!!
hahahahah. This applies to most women i think
Lol!! this is so funny and could be applied to Twitter too!
I think these are hilarious…although I am not on Facebook that much to be really committing any of these, but know a lot of my friends do! So true…so funny
I’m so very ashamed.
Hahaha you don’t realize how true these things are until you read them all together nice and succinct in a blog post. I’m probably going to try to avoid doing some of them now that I realize how stupid they look…maybe…I mean I’ll try…but then what would i do on facebook?! lol
hahahahah this is great and so accurate. facebook is ridiculous (but i’m also guilty of a few of these things…who doesn’t want to see a picture of my feet compared to my friends’ feet??! right?!!)
luv to see girls showing their feet.
This is very funny. I’ve got a list of Facebook Pet Peeves that is in a similar vein:
http://feitcanwrite.wordpress.com/2011/10/03/facebook-pet-peeves/
Wonderful Article. Please have a look at my blog too, I posted the 10 most annoying kinds of people on Facebook. I hope you like it and give me some feedback. I would really appreciate it.
My husband has f-book (not me!) We were watching the Wimbledon tennis semi-final, with Scots player Andy Murray (who didn’t get through) and my husband went on f-book just after the match finished. There was a stream of comments from some of his Scottish friends, BIG Andy Murray fans, that had been posted during play, saying: “He looks tired”, “Oh, God, I can hardly bear to watch!” Yeah, me too!”, etc etc. I wanted to write “but you aren’t. You’re dong this. ” but of course I didn’t because as I say, I don’t have an account.
Love it! Hilarious and so true!
My husband has f-book (not me!) We were watching the Wimbledon tennis semi-final, with Scots player Andy Murray (who didn’t get through) and my husband went on f-book just after the match finished. There was a stream of comments from some of his Scottish friends, BIG Andy Murray fans, that had been posted during play, saying: “Oh, God, I can hardly bear to watch!” Yeah, me too!” I wanted to write “but you aren’t. You’re dong this. ” but of course I didn’t because as I say, I don’t have an account..
15 is true…BUT I actually speak another language and most of my friends are actually able to read my update!
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This was both true and funny. When’s the book coming out?
lol! I never really understood #1
This is great and so true! I just wrote a blog today in which i referred to FB as ComplainBook as that’s all anyone does anymore with it.
…posting a ‘just got lucky’ picture of themselves…in other words, they just got lucky and took an amazing photo with great light that makes them look like a supermodel. In real life they look nothing like that, but are perfectly comfortable portraying themselves as hotter than they really are.
…posting a photo series designed to make it appear as though no one has ever had a cooler life with better, more attractive friends and more amazing activities/parties. Generally the photo series is from one night and – much like my kids’ photo albums – depicts the top 1% of events in their lives. The 99% (hairy legs, boring nights home alone, bad hair days) never make it on the facebook profile!
panties in a bunch try a thong you may find a sense of humor!!!
nyc….
This is some funny schitt! Screw the haters who are calling this “racist”. Is Jeff Foxworthy racist? Were Richard Pryor and Redd Fox racist? Is Dave Chappelle racist? Is Mel Brooks anti-Jewish? This post is not mean-spirited, it’s just good-natured ethnic humor. Nothing wrong with laughing at yourself.
ah am a white girl and not guilty of any of the above.. however, I will say SO TRUE because my feed is constantly flooded with many of the above examples from my white girl friends.
Except the drug reference. That’s just creepy. (Glad I don’t chillax with druggies I guess?)
Not guilty? You just pulled a #14 in your comment
Perhaps i spoke too soon and I didn’t understand #14. Call me guilty as charged.
don’t forget baaad self-portraits taken in front of a mirror. or any other seemingly reflective surface
with the arm raised!
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That seems to be a trend that has no gender restrictions anymore. A large number of guys are doing the same
Haha, and usually lifting their tanks to reveal their “sweet 6-packs”!
Yeah, how many foot tats and pedicures have I had to look at? Too many to mention.
Funny post!
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Call me what you want (and you will), but I found this post offensive. Generalizing “white girls” as simple- minded drug addicted idiots is no different from doing the same with girls of ANY race– regardless of whether or not you are one. Women tend to buy into the inherent sexism of Euro- American culture than many men do so they think it’s “funny” without really thinking. That you categorized this post under “wisdom” is mind- boggling. Thanks for yet another nail in the coffin of women being taken seriously in this society. I have two teenage daughters and one grown daughter who don’t fit into your silly categories at all, nor do their friends. I’d appreciate it if women in the media would start focusing on more intelligent fare, as it might make the future just a LITTLE brighter for our daughters.
white people are fair game
Oh god, this isn’t a civil rights debate, its satire. But then again, maybe your post is satirical. I hope so, because no one should take you seriously. Ever. Get over yourself and your kids.
http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/the-feminist-fantasy-of-male-privilege/
Do you know what might make the future a LITTLE brighter? A Sense of Humor… and a pat on the ass every now and then
I wish I could ‘LIKE’ this comment LOL
Here’s an irony for you loainedg:
Feminazis who take themselves far too seriously drive yet another nail in the coffin of women being taken seriously in this society.
I’m with this comment. Parading around as if your innocent of all of the tendencies natural to this generation of women is actually a disrespect to the female gender. True respect=realize that we are all just people. Isn’t that what you feminists want anyway? Equal treatment? You’d had laughed had this been about the embarasing tendencies of men. Well, go on. Laugh about yourself, lady. It will brighten up your day, and that of your apparently perfect children as well.
I’m pretty confident at least one of your daughters does this on facebook, they probably wanted to hide it from their feminist mother.
risstuff!
Are you serious? Look at your photo……….notice the pouty lips? the tilted back head? This is some seriously funny stuff! Please go buy a sense of humor somewhere! This is called humor and it’s funny because it’s true
I was thinking the same thing, but I’m retarded.
That is awesome! and agree GO Dolphins! FINS UP!!!
One, congrats on making the WordPress Fresh Blogs list. Two, this is funny as hell. I’m getting ready to share it… on Facebook! Well done.
I’m offering to translate this list to Portuguese. It’s fits perfectly with today’s situation in Brazil too!
Did someone other than a white person write this. I don’t think so but if this is true may God help us.
lol i always do the feet thing and my friends ask me why are there pictures of feet in my albums …
Guilty on only a few counts… But I loved it… SHARING for sure! Congrats on being Freshly Pressed.
#12: usuallly has ‘+’ in between each uninteresting activity they might be pursuing that day haha
Too funny!
LOL
but white girls don’t write weather report on facebook huh? 
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Hahaha! This is awesome and so freaking true. I have a friend on FB who does the “Document exceedingly mundane activites for the day” thing almost constantly. I find it kinda cute, but I still wonder why she does it. Ah FB and your penchant for drawing out the weird in people.
Awesome post! Congrats on being pressed freshly!
You definitely share my distaste of people on Facebook. But how could you forget duck faces!!
What are “duck faces?”
~ Lynda
You know… the pout on their lips
It’s ridiculous.
Great blog
I’m pretty sure white girls don’t have a lock on this Facebook behavior but regardless of who is doing this, it is very true and hilarious
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Haha.. Interesting post!
Really want to see crazy white bitches on FBook? Read “MOTHERS WHO DRINK AND SWEAR”
I wasn’t aware writing letters on FB was a white girl phenomenon (unless I started the trend), though I’m proud to say that I wrote so many letter statuses that I created an blog entire dedicated to it! ( http://twentysomethingwaitress.wordpress.com/ ) Thank you for the laugh!
Great posting about white girl postings…however I’m proud to admit that I have done some of them too! Except my feet….they look gross….and I don’t have a husband so I can’t tell everyone on FB that he rocks…but my wife is a bitch and my kids are brats so I can talk about that.
On a more serious note…keep up the awesome work!
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taking photos of our feet. Guilty as charged
To be honest I see so many people doing these things, or at least one or two of them. I would consider that it’s more ‘what people who are bored/need an internet social life do’ rather than something unique to white girls- I can say I have done at least two of them!!!
BAHAHAHAHA! As a white girl, I will fully confess to taking photos of shoes and putting them on facebook. Shoes that my friends and are wearing. Guilty. haha
i’ve seen many girls doing these, not all of them white….hell i’ve seen guys (not all of them white) do one or two
no where does it say only white girls!
In response to the last reply: Did you not read the title of the blog before you began reading?
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it’s exactly the way it is
Instead of making fun of them white girls…THANK THEM cause without them, YOU wouldn’t have anything to talk about!!
I dont know if someone already made the comment… but what about jumping pictures?? or love quotes??
Wow! I’l be one of the million comments left here…but this was funny!
Awesome post, I have the writing a post in another language, thing parce que je suis tres intelligent et j’aime bien montre a mes amis mon francais
ooh yeah almost forgot I do indeed a photo of myself look extremely preppy (no make up though) a little Ralph Lauren and doing what I expect to be a cool hand sign, i think it was Hawaiin for chill out or something.
how are any of these behaviours limited to white girls? they are not limited to or typical of either white people or girls (of any creed) – which would be the reason people are calling racist on this post. arbitrarily assigning these charactersitics to people on the basis of their gender or ethnicity is straight-up racism regardless of how the individuals see themselves in respect of gender or ethnicity.
besides facey shows us that we all have so much in common – seen people from all backgrounds engage in the same stupid behaviour as listed above
and don’t call me white
you forgot the phrase “LOVE LOVE LOVE…” whatever it is they love.
Some are so true and crazy to not agree with. Going to share this to facebook female friends now!
http://elsaelsi.wordpress.com/2010/08/19/daftar-10-besar-negara-pemilik-akun-facebook/
Omgg these are all so true. I have been happily Facebook free for four months now
I can’t stand the annoyances of Facebook.
This was hysterical… And definitely one of the reasons why im not a fan of facebook, however I appreciate the humor found here.
Hysterical and true.
Very good and funny post!
Haha Brilliant article. Loved it.
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This is directed towards the first set of comments really, but are all those racist remarks really necessary? Its a stupid post, quit taking shit so seriously…RELAX AND LAUGH…it wont kill ya.
This is true. I agree with, yet try not to participate in #12.
Guilty. But since everybody (not only white girls) does it, who cares? And by the way, my feet deserve their own pictures because they keep carrying me through my insane 7-8-hour walks during which I take the million other pictures I upload
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Great post, pretty funny! Why do white girls take pictures of their feet? weird.
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Totally agree with 10. Haha hilarious post, I am so glad this got on the front page. You should check out stfuparents.tumblr.com for hilarious facebook posts by psycho mothers.
I like the TMI posts “My stomach ulcer is killing me. I don’t think I’m getting out of bed today and if I do I’ll probably puke.” or the my baby is the cutest posts “My little pookie said the funniest thing today ‘cookie mama.’” Soooooo adorable.
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Haha I totally get this!
I am very bad about #10. In fact, I just wrote an angry letter to Facebook today on my status, regarding the “people you may know” feature.
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oooh and you forgot the popular asking a question and then saying “i think so!” afterwards! “chinese for dinner? i think so!”
Haha this was pretty, and, although a hundred people have already said it before me, this is something that everyone–even guys sometimes!-do, no matter the race. I might be guilty of the “post something in a foreign language” thing, but hey, why not if you actually KNOW the language?
Racist. Can’t see how colour of skin has anything to with the ridiculous behaviour listed on this blog entry.
White girls aren’t the only ones! I’m Asian living in in Asia and I’m guilty for some of those as well.
Thankfully, I deleted my Facebook account!
Excellent post, by the way!
Oh and the pouting! What about the silly Zoolander pouting! (sunglasses in nightclub optional during this pose!)
that’s called duckface
Great post. I see many of thrm on my facebook.
Funny…
Funny blog! I guess I’m now officially an honorary “WG” which is totally cool. I’m definitely guilty of most of these. Love, love, love #10. I write at least one “Dear lady in the red car” types of status updates at least once a month. Great stuff!
Great LOL for a Friday.
Guilty as charged…I do many of these things. Great list, it made me laugh!
Busted. So busted.
Great post, and congrats on being freshly pressed–it’s pretty fun!
hehe i think most girls do these things online, regardless of race.
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Funny!
This is just too perfect.
BRILLIANT! And oh so true.
So true….reading your article is great!
My girlfriends and I love to do some of it like taking pictures of our feet…
then upload it on FB then tagging it others friends…
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Click here!
I would add posting status updates that end in emoticons.
Examples: Just had coffee with Julie
))
My dog has a rash that won’t go away
Had a great date with someone last night
We get it. You understand how facial expressions work, ladies.
i do that all of the time! (guilty of most things here) the best is when they make the emoticon and it doesnt look like one “:S”
(ps if you like lists like these check out my latest one: http://spotthestereotype.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/7-da-club/ )
You know what they say, Facebook makes you hate the people you know and Twitter makes you love the people you don’t
hahahahhaa that’s so true hahaha
so funny LOL!!!!!!!
All pretty much on spot. I wonder what we could say about men’s posts.
Christ, It’s about time someone said it!
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Some peoples kids!!
LOL. Yes, I’ve noticed this myself.
My name is Lauren. I am a white girl. I am guilty of almost every single one of the above.
Am sorry girl; am so concern about your feelings;
May be you need a refreshments.
Lol this is so true i have been noticing it but thought nothing of it. but when you you put it in a order you realize how goofy people act on facebook. especially girls
2,6,12,14. I’ve officially been compartmentalized! (But I kind of like it) Good post!
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Thank you for raising awareness about #10. All internet people, of every gender, race, and age, do this. And though we all see this over 10,000 times each day, most people present it as a hilarious way of communicating that they themselves made up. Here’s hoping popularity of this post will help them see the light!
Stupid bitches.
Come on people. What’s up with this rude language and being mean to each other. Don’t you have something better to do?
How degenerating!
rastaphoto you have done nothing but spread racial hate on this blog. the last thing you need to do is tell someone what they can and cannot write.
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This isn’t just white girls…this applies to nearly EVERYONE on facebook. Thanks for the laughs.
lol. i also know a few non-white girls who do the same things. maybe they are white on the inside.
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Anddddd tyyyypppeee liiiiiike thisssssssss.
All women are stupid, not just the white ones.
What a sad and degenerating comment. Think it says more about the one who wrote than about women.
Show them all some respect regardless if what you think they do is stupid!
What’s up wit this negativity?
Um, little confused. You wrote this slammin’ post about FB, but you just today opened a FB page? Where’s your other FB page? Come on, don’t be shy . . .
almost fall out of my chair at work …..so guilty of these things i am going to reconsider what i post from now on
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Do you mean girls with jobs and kids to take care of, or girls without jobs or kids? Seems like two different worlds, one where there’s not enough time in the day, and the other where there’s way too much.
I have just one question: Mary, where the heck are you? You haven’t posted one response. Come on, girl. Can’t leave us hanging. What’s your response to everyone’s comments?
I read this on a friend’s page and almost died! This is all true. So true, in fact, that my profile picture is of feet at the moment of this writing. And that wasn’t even planned. I just really really like shoes. This is a great list!! “smily face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Hilarious!!
I hope that your book will do profiles on all of the FB personality types. I am a white girl but I don’t do any of the listed annoyances above. I’m really intrested in knowing what type of FB personality I would fall under.
this is actually not that funny. in fact, i see people of all races, and genders, doing this shit.
my thoughts exactly and if some one made a list of things black girls post on FB everybody would call them a racist and be pisssed but since it’s white girls it’s cool right? fucking stupid ppl I swear ps I’m white and don’t do any of this shit … I always said it’s funny how we have black history month but heaven forbid we have a fucking white people month!!! This list and the majority of the comments on it are fucking dumb.
Wow your bitter relax, don’t take life so seriously, you may have a heart attack. Oh and by the way every month is white people month. Let black people enjoy the 28 days to celebrate, and every 4 years we are lucky enough to get 29.
“I always said it’s funny how we have black history month but heaven forbid we have a fucking white people month!!!”
Let’s see Black History, Latin American History month. Yeah, you have the other 10 months, moron.
I thought it was funny! My black friends take pics of soulfood dinners! I am black girl so I do the same! lol It’s all fun. Lighten up!
I love this!!! LMAO too funny!!
haha, so funny – and sooo true! Hilarious
Hilarious! I see that you went to LSU… we are huge fans! Geaux Tigers!
Oh my word, I almost fell out of my chair laughing so har just now! And yes, duck lips and excessive use of acronyms are two others that could be added.
Only half white, but completely guilty of all of these! Lol great post!
One thing y’all missed was :
Omg! Dyc the “BG” Getn psyc @ MCD!! What a hoot!
Translation: Oh my gosh, did you see that Black Girl you tube video where she goes psycho at McDonalds??!!!
Yup. The ducklips, duckface pose with the slightly closed eyes is also and interesting display of bizarreness. Great post!
Counting down the days until your boyfriend returns!!!!! And the use of too many exclamation points.
So true!!!
What about ducklips
Yep, duckface got left out. I’ve already had to chide my teen-aged niece about it.
Mighty funny. White chicks on facebook come across as friggin’ retards.
Wow, you have lots of feedback on this post. I loved it, very funny. Congrats on being freshly pressed.
Great job.
WOW! that is funny! Thanks for this! don’t forget the smiley faces
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Great post. Seriously that was hilarious. Cheers.
Wow–the article was funny and amusing, but I’ve been reading through the comments and can hardly believe the things people write to and about people they don’t know. This is why I tell my students that they may never, ever write anonymously in my classes. The Internet provides us with a screen that allows us to say horrible things that we would never say in person (see comments under any Youtube video, for example). Using anonymity as a cover for unrestrained cruelty is a form of cowardice.
Saying mean things is not nice at all. If one has critique that should be written in a polite form. And I agree about it being cowards using Anonymous for comments.
This is pretty funny! A lot of guys do some of these too though lol
Haha thats hilarious
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Charlie’s Angels pose!
As a white girl, I am verifying that all this post is true and accurate.
Hahhaha, i was laughing so hard. I’m from sweden but it seems as if these things are universal facebook rules. Great post!
/Paulina
Wonderfully observant! I think this post contains every nuance of Facebook! Very well done! You write the book, I’ll read it…one day!
This is great. I have noticed almost all of those things, and am guilty of some (about 9). But to have it put in writing, with images made me smile. I also read a lot of your other stuff. I have a friend struggling with Fibromyalgia and POTS. Keep strong. You have a talent. Keep it up
dont forget about all the kissy faces us girls LOOOVE to leave;)
Holy crap, what is it with the feet? Dead on right.
Hilarious! I htought I was the ONLY one who did this.
So funny because it is so true!
LMAO. This makes me want to take down some facebook posts…as I fit this wonderful little mold! HAHA. Made me laugh! Love it!
LMAO. This makes me want to take down some facebook posts…as I fit this wonderful little mold! HAHA. Made me laugh! Love it!
This is great. I had funnily started a blogpost about white guys and facebook but hadn’t posted it yet. Today seemed like a great opportunity.
I called it “Top 15 things white guys like to do on Facebook”.
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haha awesome post! So so true
That was awesome! I loved it, I’m sure you’re book will do very well. Thank you for makeing me laph, and pointing out a few silly things I do. lol keep it up!
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Funny. I’m not a white girl but I am guilty of a few of these.
Great post! As a white girl on Facebook (even in my mid-twenties), I’m definitely guilty of a handful of your points.
Awesome job ladies! I’ll keep a look out for that book
Ha! I love this… Oatmeal is totally undeserving food–but it’s equally annoying when girls take pictures of elaborate meals they’ve cooked up. A. It makes me feel bad about the Red Baron frozen pizza I’m eating, and B. You need to get a life.
It’s all true. Must be a global thing too. Why is it only girls though? You never see guys trying to pull that kind of shit.
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LOL! great post. I sure am guilty of #13 hahaha… it’s a love hate relationship w/ me and Facebook.
Dont like it
That was awesome. I will read your book
Number 6
The picture’s caption made my day lol..
The title should be 15 things White Girls and white-washed Asian girls Love to Do on Facebook.” I’ve dated enough of them to know.
LOL funny sutfff.
Funny stuff. I especially like the oatmeal pic
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lol – just great
Cheers to that! The worst thing you can do on FB is say “leaving for my vacation in Mexico, Yay!” …and come home to find you have been robbed.
Soo true and soo funny!!
This made me laugh and is very accurate!
Thank you, thank you… Not only have you now given me a list of things I can make sure I never do, but you have at the same time given me a list which I can use to hopefully bring a couple of my friends to their senses! As I’m reading this I’m thinkin’, “Uh-huh… Yeah, so-and-so does that.. Oh wow, that is just like M…Ha, I have to show this to R… This is great…” Thank you for this valuable tool, to discourage any other ridiculous lame facebook status updates. Glad to know I am not the only one who thinks the above mentioned updates are just plain silly. I suggest you check out a you tube video called “You’re so Vain you Probably Think Facebook is About You.” by Ophelia-something-or-other.
I love this! Too true. I do a lot of work on FB and know all of this to just be the culture of it.
This made me giggle. Very accurate list. I see this mostly among the younger people these days!
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Don’t agree with most of the things on the list…. but some of them are funny.
thats because you do most of them WACKJOB!
This is so true!!! One thing left out is self portraits of themselves in their car or bathroom mirror!!!!! LMBO!!!
Don’t forget the famous hand on the hip pics with the duck lips. It drives me nuts!
Thank God…I’m not alone in my hatred of the ridiculous “Tea Pot Pose” and Olsen twins lips. High five, FBAddicted.
This is why I quit facebook.
lol this is a good one
This is amazing! I’m going to post about this post! You rock! <3
Quite funny and sadly true. You forgot one though….Posting what they are fixing for dinner. Really? Do you really think anyone is interested in what you are fixing for dinner? Like most of us don’t have more pressing issues to deal with each day than posting what we are fixing for dinner.
Actually, there can be a reason to post what they’re fixing for dinner. Most likely, their children would never know what’s being fixed for dinner or even come to dinner if it wasn’t posted. Either that, or they expect people to be impressed that they can actually cook, which is becoming an increasingly rare talent.
Was Dinner ‘broken’ is this the south in the 1970′s?
Many ladies love to lies most especially when you call on phone, that they are sleeping while they are busy chatting on Facebook.
Most of them love chatting on some social networks in search of guys, and they believes quit ok that; they are having fun. wahoooo.
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I think this is hilarious, but i DON”T think some of these comments are! Im a white girl and this does NOT explain me or anything I do on FB at all!This is supposed to be as a joke so leave it that way!!!!!
Dear Anonymous, Shut the fuck up! YOu’re annoying those of us who don’t give a shite what you think!!!
What did she ever do to you?
This is why white girls like me hate white girls.
The about writing letters to objects and unorganized groups is one of the most common status updates that irritate me the most. Dear Facebook people who write letters to others through facebook, stop it. Thanks.
I enjoyed reading the comments as much as your post.
I’m with you Mikhail! Very funny….
Hilarious!
When did you meet my wife?
Hahahahhahahahahahahahaa! White girls are sooooo stupid! Thanks for making my day!
Responses like this is exactly why this article promotes racism.
you must be black
i agree. u have got to be black. only people i know who automatically throw the race card when no one around them is even thinking about racism.
You are all idiots! Stupid comments!
Pardon you all, but I know this wonderful LADY and she is indeed white. It’s pretty ridiculous that you would all assume that just because she is bringing up racism that she MUST BE BLACK. Racism goes all ways people! White people aren’t the only people who are racist. This article is indeed being racist in my opinion too. These aren’t only specific to white people, everyone does them, I have witnessed it.
dont act like you dont make some of those posts on facebook… just because you’re black! i BET you do the whole stupid gangster sign. what what! … dumb@ss
This post is hysterical! Love (well actually can’t stand) #3. Why are people writing love letters to their spouses on FB?! And why do white girls write toasts to their non-reading toddlers on their birthdays? Time could probably be better spent with said toddler rather than on FB.
Love this post!
the same reason why you probably toast your cat….. your non-reading cat!
It’s not just white girls who write toasts to their children, seems like more non-white women do that since they tend to have kids just as often, if not more than white women.
God. So true.
16. Spend a lot spare time putting up Hey Guys! YouTube videos when they should be out looking for a job or cleaning their room.
That is super annoying! If I wanted to watch or listen to a youtube video I would go to youtube.com!
THANK YOU! But, more of my guy friends do the youtube video thing.
Freaking hilarious!!!
Honey, you need to put your “moderate comments” option to use. That way you can edit out all the haters!
I agree…they’re everywhere. Some people I think just go for that tho….it’s too bad!
I’m a white girl and I enjoyed reading this because I wanted to see how true these were…and for the most part…it IS mostly true! I post what my husband is making for supper, I love my husband up when he’s sitting next to me….lets see what else? I also take pics of my feet…however I’m a nail tech and it’s part of my job
I couldnt even finish reading #12. So very true on everyone of these.
These were cute, but we need one added about the rediculus kiss face pictures. Those drive me nuts! Why would someone want tom look like a duck?
Girl, you should be on conan obrian. But then youd crash and couldnt make the taping. Wa
yes these things are right about them……seems very funny
yes it’s truth but i think only yuong girls
You’d be surprised how many men I know fit a lot of these.
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i think saying “white girls” instead of just “girls” was brilliant, because it makes it funnier, grabs more people’s attention, and us non-white girls laugh a lil harder when we’re guilty of some of the same things, understanding the transcendence without feeling the need to fight a war for equality to drop “white” at the beginning. there’s a time to call out racism and a time to get that it’s a joke and just laugh and move on.
why would you even mention racism? i love how everyone pulls racism out of the air nowadays. white people used to own black people and treated them like crap. then they said sorry and let the blacks go and try to build something out of themselves. get over it already. racism wouldn’t still be around if it wasn’t for everyone playing the race card and affirmative action groups who actually make things worse.
I thought it was a nice comment in light of some of the more not so nice comments previously made regarding racism.
Someone should blow your fucking brains out you piece of shit
Uhm… historical check… when did this apology happen?
This is funny, but why did you say “white girls”? This applies of lots of girls, race not being a factor at all
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This is specifically younger girls on my friends’ list. Usually 17-23 who do these especially; lyrics, making specific torching remarks about someone without mentioning a name, stupid rhetorical Q’s. I’m glad to say mid-20′s and older post relevant, original thoughts usually.
hahaha..
very true..
You need to replace “White Girls” with just “Girls” because, seriously, I’ve seen a lot of stuff like this on my NewsFeed and those girls weren’t even white!
And I don’t think I can ever understand those “this-is-what-our-feet-look-like” photos. I mean, Why!
P.S. Great Post! A truly deserved FreshlyPressed!
Ummm for us guys with foot fetishes, maybe? fap fap
Hahaha! Too right!
This made me laugh so much. Kudos to you!
I love this.. I admit Im a facebook addict and what you’ve said is all true..
This is hilarious. Good work.
Fortunately I’m holding up the cool flag for white girls by not doing any of these things….ok ok…. I did once take a picture of me throwing up westside in a red bandana with thug life written on my stomach in eyeliner…..
Someone else put it on facebook though!
lol
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It is so good, nice post dear. its funny.
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Spot on! lol
looooooooooool….. its funny.. innit
these are the things done by every girl in general!
i agree
Lol!! Oh so true! As I read each one I thought of a few people who it that perfectly! Well done!
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enjoyed, nice job!!
I really think WordPress needs to red-flag the posts where everyone on the whole staff was on vacation and the drunken temp-agency hires picked what to press.
wow.. amazingly true..I’d add this one too : Taking pictures with some random cute kid and going all awwww.. oooohhh.. over it. In the case of boys , I see increasing number of “Girls are dumb” and “They break your heart ” statuses which I don’t like much…. Atleast in my friend lists
super post!
Hilarious. Great post! Even though I’m not a white girl I’m guilty of 90% of these facebook offenses! People are taking this way too seriously, it’s obviously meant for fun!
spot on Kia!
loved your detailed description…
That’s right they also consume high range of sleeping pills after hard sessions of partying..!!!
I don’t know anyone that does that. You must be hanging out with drug addicts, not white girls. Racist.
WHERE IS THE RACISM!?!?!?! are you so dumb you can’t even do menial tasks? you sound pretty retarded to me. YOU aleha are a dumb broad.
hahah so funny and nice,,,,
but really white girls are sweet &lovely
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Duh!!! :p
Truth.
South African girls definitely do this. Good form
Awesome
incredibly truthful and incredibly funny
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Hahahaha
This is sooo true
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I kept seeing photos of feet on female friends posts and thought it odd. Like a bunch of group shots, toes in. OK ? ? I thought. Now I get it. Good fun thanks.
Fibromyalgia = first world ‘disease’ … ever heard of someone from Mexico getting it? No, because it’s something bored housewives/students get when they have no other problems in their lives. Kinda like how the suicide rate is highest in the richest countries. I ‘m sure you have a lot of pain and I’m sorry for that. But it’s all in your mind. Go down to Honduras and work on a farm for a living. Suddenly you will have a real disease like malaria.
Oh and BTW these ‘things that white people do’ lists are asinine and ignorant. At least say ‘things middle class americans with nothing else to do with their lived do’. The list works for Asians, Latinas, even Blacks (OMG)… as long as they are middle class, shop at Nordstroms, ect.
why bother reading this list at all if you are so against it? it’s clearly just for fun.
I have an aunt who has fibromyalgia and just so you know it IS a real disease. You obviously wouldn’t know because you are ignorant. Ignorant people think they know everything about something when they know the least. If you don’t agree, don’t read it. But you don’t need to put someone down because you don’t agree just so you can feel inferior. If you don’t know, don’t speak because it just makes you look stupid.
I meant superior not inferior. mistyped…
Funny, she can’t go work in a farm in Honduras because she has a disease that tires her out just being alive!
Also, the suicide rate is highest in Lithuania, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Guyana, Ukraine, Sri Lanka…. not very “rich” countries at all.
Finally, not sure what “being middle class” and “shopping at Nordstrom’s” has to do with a funny list about facebook trends. All I got from your post is that you know fairly little about class distinctions, statistics, or countries outside of continental North America.
I think I have Fibromyalgia; it blows. I could be having a great time then all of a sudden a nerve wants to act all out of whack and brings me down for a second or two. Sometimes I can’t sleep. Although I find that it is all in my head, I can’t get it to stop.
There are more horrible “diseases” out there, deffinately, but imagine going through life knowing you are going to have a sharp pain at any second, but be completely unaware of when it is going to happen. It’s like being pinched hella hard, in different places, and it causing pain shoot to other sides of your body all of the time.
Just sayin.
Sounds like you need to judge less and read more. Some of the hardest working people I know have this disease. Try being a mom of 5 kids and keeping up with them all while in terrible pain. Or being a high school principal while going to school full time to get your doctorate AND living with this incurable disease. In fact, these people are often MORE determined so that they can overcome the hard things they experience. It isn’t right to judge when clearly you have no clue.
I completely agree that it’s stupid to have a list of “things white girls do”, because you’re right, it really should be “things that middle class Americans…do”. Actually, it should probably be “things that middle class people in 1st world countries do”, since I’m sure you can find similar behavior in any 1st world country.
However, in regards to your rant about disease (which, by the way, was completely unprovoked and unrelated to the post), I must say that the your perception of fibromyalgia is vastly off base. Yes, the cause of fibromyalgia is still unclear, but as some one with a somewhat comparable disease, Rheumatoid Arthritis, I assure you that my pain is NOT in my head (well, actually, it *is* when my immune system decides my jaw is the enemy and makes it hurt so it’s painful and difficult to open my mouth even to talk, but you know what I mean).
I have no doubt that there are people out there who fake their pain, but you seem to believe that we *all* do. Is there really that much of a difference between saying that all people in pain are making it up and/or “it’s in their heads”, and the stereotypes that all white girls do the stuff listed in the post? I find it quite hypocritical that in the same post you seek to debunk one stereotype while you support and promote another.
It must be easy to say things like, “It’s all in your mind” if you’ve never experienced such pain yourself. But even if the pain “were” “in your mind”, psychosomatic conditions are a confirmed phenomenon. Just because there isn’t a visible physical manifestation of their condition, that doesn’t mean they’re making it up.
Just because you can’t explain the pain doesn’t mean it isn’t real.
Fibromyalgia a made up thing huh? That’s fine, tell that to my mother who has it as an offshoot of her lupus. Glad to hear my moms pain of nearly 40 years is because she has “no other problems.” Boy, you just brightened my day.
#sarcasm
Lol…funny but not only white girls do that….it’s just females in general…and some guys too….atleast 40% of the girls I’m friends with on Facebook do this…I don’t even bother reading their post anymore……….
lol. this is such a fact
Honestly, I’ve never seen any girl (regardless of race) I know do any of these except for the feet one.
Well, I don’t think it’s limited to white girls only. Asian girls, too. Actually, girls in general. Really.
agreed… no reason this title should have ‘white’ in it…
LOL! Am a black girl guilty of offense No. 2
lol…these are really funny…a must share
lmao…Unnoticed but true…
I am not white but yes, I love doing these things too….some of them atleast. great blog !
While I am not guilty of the majority of these offenses, I’m afraid I may have “started” the foot pic trend with my prolonged profile pic in 2005 (FB’s second year in existence)- I painted my toenails with the NY METS logo! I apologize for the future annoyance.
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Wow. Did you also “create the internet”?
see link for “I bet you think that Facebook”s about you” above
A gal user of Facebook; an easy way to spot a loser.
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While I am not guilty of the majority of these offenses, I’m afraid I may have started the foot pic trend with my prolonged profile pic in 2005 (FB’s second year in existence)- my toenails painted with the NY METS logo! I apologize for the future annoyance.
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good job 
bad reality..
What about the workout maniacs? Ugh.
Oh my gosh! My brother shared this on facebook…I am so guilty of most of these things. I’m almost 22 and not in college anymore so I am out growing some of them. Still I am guilty of the -changes profile picture every other day- They should add *posts slutty pictures with flirty captions that say things like- I’m single and not looking WINK WINK WINK! or I wear my heart on my sleeve and fall really easy but if you ever hurt me I’ll kick your ass! WINK WINK…
This should definitely not say white girls, it should be changed to American girls-I have several friends of all different races and ages who do a lot of these things.
I am most guilty of flooding peoples posts with photo updates. I realyy into photography and it’s a passion of mine. I try to cut back but I just can’t…deal with it. Unsubscribe from my posts if you don’t wanna see it. Not gonna bother me.
Very funny how true this is, gotta say there should be one for guys. They take mirror pics, topless pics showin off their body, party pics, the bar pics with the guys and random hot girls in the background, oh and the usual annoyed face with the middle finger sayin F**k off!
The girl in the striped shirt has her masterbation hand goin on.
really, I thought only porn stars masturbated that way
Well, their not gangster either.
I’m not a Facebook user myself, but my mom is one and of course everyone else I know. I even saw on some interview forms that part of what you have to write down is your Facebook page link. I’ve also heard from my mom that people put down quotes for their status all the time too.
Soooo true. I’m sad to admit that I actually do a lot of this. >.<
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This made me laugh. My friends and I are guilty of many of these. Interesting post idea.
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Well dang…when did I turn white? LOL
Although an exception can be made for Southern white girls, particularly those from New Orleans, regarding the food pics. We have WAY too much good (and good-looking) cuisine down here to photography ugly dishes.
Nope to all of these. I am I single white girl, 25 years old, living in good old Minnesota. This is why I don’t have many female friends.
In the comments, several added the sorely missing “duck-face” pics, but forgot…
*the incessant self-promoter – Oy!!! Just Oy!
*the deluded mom – actually thinks that her kid is cute, with the incessant posting of pics of the less-than-attractive &/or inappropriately dressed/posed kid. And all you can do is keep silent about the pics, because Mom said if you have nothing nice to say…
*the stage mom – often the same person as the deluded mom, adding the bonus annoyance of never-ending invitations to see the untalented spawn in this or that production. Gag!!! All you can do is keep claiming “previous commitments” because she could never understand your NOT WANTING to support her little shining star & it is impolite to tell her you find watching other people’s children in unprofessional productions absolutely excruciating!
*the whiny infatuated girl who’s desperate “I love him SOOOOO much” posts are absolute harbingers of doom to the relationship!! YOU want to squirm away from her – so you can only imagine how fast he’s gonna bolt!!!
Yes, yes, and YES!!! You definitely filled in the blanks!
None of your things gave me a boner. So, please re-write it.
let’s not forget the “duck face” ugh haven’t seen the feet pics but tons of duck face!
hahahah! this is so true! I’ve been guilty of many of these. But I’ve seen plenty of guys’ statuses and pictures that were similar as well to be fair.
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(I’d qualify as said crazy gal)
I don’t think I’ve done most of these things, but I’ve seen so many of my friends do these.
What about “Updating their FB profile picture at least once a week.” I mean, what crazy girl in her right mind does NOT do that?
You definitely need to add duck faces to that list.
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Stating why you are proud of your pain-in-the-butt attitude and say that everyone else are just jealous because you “speak your mind.”
mainly trashy girls who do this. might want to consider your friend group.
So anyone who writes a status in another lanuage or takes a picture of food is a trashy girl….ignorant much?
hahaha. No. 16: Overuse and totally misuse the “(blank) much?” construction.
15 things black girls do on facebook?
praise the lord
talk about haters
talk about niggas hollerin at them
talk about men
post pic of themselves in their freak um dresses in the club
pictures of kissy face with them and their best friend
bathroom mirror pictures
Ha! Some funny stuff that I see many people I know do! Make me hesitant to post to fb again
What about the white girlzzzzzzzzzz gangstaaaaaaaaaaas who quote rap lyrics?
I just felt a surge of embarassment when I imagined what would be on the 15 Things White Dudes Do On Facebook…
#?. ‘Taking a pic of yourself where you’re looking somewhere else besides at the camera while pretending not to acknowledge the existence of said camera or the fact that it is, in fact, taking your picture.
This more describes the “wrong” type of white girl. Cool progressive white girls from San Fran and Portland don’t do any of this crap.
they just smell their own farts.
Maybe, but they don’t go on facebook and talk about it.
dude i live in portland and you are severely mistaken if you truly believe that.portland has probly got THE most self-indulgent pretentious girls of anywhere ive ever been.clearly you do not live here.
“cool progressive white girls”
hahahha that one made laugh to hard.almost as much as following that with “they don’t do any of this crap”.
sorry to say, but i have plenty of friends in san fran who are very quilty of this funny crap… we’re alllllll human and we allllll do stupid stuff like this, no matter where we are from,lol!
Hahahaha!!! That is hilarious.. great post!
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Be more true. I dare you to.
Sounds like fun! I’m on Twitter but I don’t have a Facebook page! Makes me want to get one … not really.
Yep: those girls surely enjoy taking pictures of both their bare feet,and what they’re about to have for lunch.
While I’m not a fan of taking pictures of my feet, I -do- take pictures of my lunch, but that’s only because I’m a budding chef and wish to show off my cooking talents.
ha ha ha it’s sooooo funny
Hahahaha, I love it!! You forgot, Status Update: “Going to Starbucks with Ashley!” later, 42 new pictures posted.
This is funny, but I would never joke about #14. I know you’re joking, but if you’re arrested, the police will use this against you.
The person that joked about the Duck Face is too funny. My co-worker and I were just talking about that.
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Love it! Hilarious and true:) From, a white girl.
Nail on the head! Think the title should read ‘AMERICAN girls’ though, not ‘white girls’ since none of my white European friends do any of these things.
WOW. Some of you commenters need to remove the sticks from your bums. This was made in good fun, and nobody should be offended. I’m half white and I do about half of these things
Good job ladies.
Guilty only of #14 but it’s given me some ideas-#1 not a bad one-but restrict it to just after a pedicure.
Really makes you realize how the ability to constantly bombard the world with information about your daily life, whilst not sharing anything worthwhile, has gotten out of hand.
LOL
This is not racist because you cannot be racist towards a privileged group of people (i.e. white people). You can be prejudiced, sure. But you cannot systematically oppress white people because they are politically more powerful.
This IS, however, extremely SEXIST.
NOT ANYMORE…
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Anyone can be racist. You do not have to be politically powerful to be racist. The only thing you need to be racist is a belief that inherent differences among races determine cultural or individual achievement and are indicative of the superiority of one particular race.
For instance, the belief that you cannot be racist towards white people is, by definition, a racist belief.
you win.
No, just stop it… what you just said was a complete non-sequitor and a excessively bad attempt to boil down a complex topic… and nobody said the post was racist…
Its easy to mock people of all different backgrounds including white girls, there’s a whole movie about it… in fact apparently white girls mock white girls… tired of hearing about that sucking fociologist jibber jabber way out of context…
you cannot be racist towards a privileged group of people– who says that?!?
so thankful that i was not brought up to be so ignorant.
as usual in these type of threads, the comments are more valuable than the initial post..
the original post is kinda funny but pretty lame
hmmmm, i think you might want to familiarize yourself with the definition of “racism,” as whether or not a race is privileged is irrelevant
Anonymous, quit being a pretentious noob.
“This is not racist…”
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
And neither do most dictionaries.
Absolutely inconceivable.
wow! i don’t know what year you think you’re living in, but we are all just people trying to make it in the world! I have seen black people , mexian people, asian people… all kinds of beauitful races out there be way more privileged than whites! And just f.y.i. you most definitely CAN be racist towards what YOU call a ‘privileged’ group of people, because racism is a state of mind! i think by calling one race privileged, is only victimizing another! let’s try and keep things equal for once, shall we?:)
Wow. Completely ignorant. Women of all races and backgrounds are oppressed.
Not celebrities! ;o
not oppressed….maybe depressed because they cant leave the kitchen… but never oppressed
OMG!!!! This is tooooo funny!!!! AND TRUE!!!!
I would also add:
16. Posting pictures of themselves making the ‘duck face’, often while flashing alleged gang signs. Urban Dictionary has several definitions for ‘duck face’.
17. Posting pictures of themselves, taken in a bathroom mirror.
I clicked on this expecting to see ‘duck face’ listed for sure but, no… ? Good save, JMS! And LOL @The mirror bit… made me think of a pic I just saw that was a combo of #16. & #17. Duckface & Gang Signs, taken in her Bathroom Mirror. Bless her heart…
Lmao..I have facebook friends who do all of these things
This is too funny I saw the title and I knew I had to read it.
I am proud to say that I don’t do many of these….my guess would be because I don’t have much of a social life!
You must know a lot of American college girls!
Wow, so true. Blah blah filler blah blah relevant comment. Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. Etc. Mention duckface again, thinking I’m funny for mentioning it when it’s been mentioned 500 times already. Studies show that six out of seven dwarves are not happy. And other things. Comment is nearly over now. And finally, pictures where someone’s arm fat makes some other girl look naked. I’m bored. Read me a story.
you are hilarious. hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok I wasn’t laughing that loud but it was funny reading it here lol
No. 11 – guilty as charged!
We’re are hard..ha..love it. Being that I was a breakdancer in the 80s dating preppy girls from the hills…total flash back. I’m currently taking a Facebook hiatus, to recoup, get wind under my sails, strengthened to refresh. To me fb is faithbook to enrich other’s faith in the love of Jesus! Jesus loves you…merry Christmas!
We’re are hard? Isn’t we are hard sufficient?
so awesome. thank you.
calling friends’ ugly babies gorgeous..
AGREED!Can’t stand it when my friends do that! Good God, babies are ugly, stop commenting on how “cute” they are!
This article simply describes facebook stereotypes. This has nothing to do with race.
However i didnt see the “take a pic of all of us girls in the mirror of the bathroom”. I know that has to be up there somewhere….
This is pretty funny!! BUT…. I think it’s more about age and culture (american… like someone said earlier). I can honestly say that out of all of my friends on FB the only ones that do most of those things are my underage realatives. I am 30… and at this point if we are still acting that way I think we have bigger issues! Only one I am guilty of is #2.. cuz I am actually old enough to drink!
http://princesslilo.wordpress.com/2011/12/07/the-society-on-da-run-space-dragon-concert-v-1/
so true. also: when they publish their new “single” status and others ask “OMG are you ok” they reply with “ugh i dont wanna talk about it”
I hate when white girls post pics of nasty looking food.
This is terrific. I’ve done number 8. I’m so embarrassed for myself.
It’s okay, I’ve done that all at some point in the past six years that I’ve been on Facebook
hahaha.
Yeah, this was so NOT about race. America is the only country that has this silly sensitivity on the face of the Earth. It is about a “type” of character and humor. America, forget “race” as divisive and be one people. Take a deep breath, count to “whatEVAAA” number and step back. Hold hands. Season’s Greetings!
its hard to forget when its in your face and supprted by thegovernment in the media. Did you know a couple of weeks ago a black man and white woman in Kentucky were forbidden to marry? Did you know about the politician that said black men by nature were more dangerous? How about 96 percent of television feature white actors when our country is only 70 percent white. That doesn’t seem like good grouds to start on. We need to start with what we see on TV first before any real changes could be made because that’s ultimately how people learn to discriminate and then comes family who learned from TV
I think that’s a list of what everyone does on facebook.
Goodness, you read my mind. Excellent post! And please do let me know when this said book is coming out. I will be demanding an autographed copy.
Hahaha, I have seen this shared from people on my friend’s list on Facebook multiple times today (congrats on being freshly pressed, by the way!). But I completely agree with these. No matter what the age, I see multiple posts that you’ve listed DAILY. Granted there are some girls who are worse than others, but you still hit the nail on the head. I think the funniest thing is, as a guy, is reading through the list and realizing what I’ve done and what I’ve seen other guy friends of mine do, haha.
http://moviemisinformer.wordpress.com/
A lot of white girls actually speak other languages.
Especially if they come from other countries.
So what about the black girls??? Lol
“Ya heard me imma woop dat tryflin 2 tymin hoes azz nex tim i sezz hurr”
lol i have friends from the few races I’ve met that say both of those. classic!!
Every second of my life is fascinating. This is really spot on thanks for sharing:)
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This is absolutely hilarious! I have been guilty of at least 10 out of the 15…..especially the one where I say how wonderful my husband is while he is sitting net to me. In fact, he IS wonderful and he IS sitting next to me right now!! LOL Thank you for the grins. Now, I want to know what the trends are for non-white girls!
The foot one is the only one I didn’t get, but believe it just the same. Only you forgot all the “!” used and commenting “too funny” to everything!
l,k
you forgot:
Write statusssssssesssssss with a whole bunchhhhh of unncessary && exxxxtraa letterssss in themmmmm!
OMG! what is up with all of the exxtra letterss?
As a white girl…you could not be more dead on. this reminds me of some youtube Vlog I saw about white girls in clubs. Too funny.
Reading these gave me a boner, white girls make me so horny with their inane ditzy bullshit
i’m a white girl and i’ve never done any of these things. not one single thing.
o.0
i must actually be green or something..
Guilty of a few
AHAH. So true!! Love your sense of humor. Great blog thanks
ps guilty of a couple of these 
ok, yeah well, i wasn’t gonna post to this either but reading sum of the other posts on here…i had to….i am a white girl and dont really do alot of these things listed but im not offended by it in any way shape form or fashion and think some of ya’ll just need to chill…it was a joke…..i mean…REALLY?
I thought I was going out of this page innocent…I’m so guilty! hahahaha hilarious post
So sorry, but in my friend list, it’s more the guys who take pics of their feet in many new stylin sneakers, take pictures of their food, and try to look “gansta” in their preppy photos. I must know some sensitive males!
This is hilarious! I am guilty
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I have never laughed so hard in my life! Not going to lie though, some of my mates are guilty of these… nice work
This is fantastic!!!
So I wasn’t going to comment, because ….well…you have over 1,000 comments!!! But any post that has me actually laughing out loud and re-reading it to anyone who will listen..deserves one more comment! Lucky you!
Congrats on getting Pressed. Well deserved !!
Oh my goodness. The post was cute. I’m black and took no offense whatsoever to the post. Those people who are being mean and taking this to a place a doesn’t need to go should get a grip. Wow.
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There would also be Talk about what they are baking. I just scrolled down my news feeds and say more than a few posts about this.
Only people who do not know what white culture is… white people
This really made me laugh and I am guilty of some of these too!
missed the part about girls that list themselves as married to each other in their relationship status.
OH GOD i hate the stupid letter writing complaint Facebook statuses. NOT funny NOT cute and NOT EVER ok.
thank you for the great chuckle of the day. I also have fibromyalgia and try to “survive” it through humor.
kinda trash is this?
Guilty of most of these things!
JJ
Great read. The most confusing trend to me is the obligatory “feet” pic.
This is just ignorant. PEOPLE do these stupid things, not just white girls. And people wonder why racism still exists.
Mmmmm nope just white girls.
Way to take it too serious.
and FYI racism is dying.
I Agree, die dying…Dead.
I was thinking the same thing while I was reading! I know people of every gender, color, ethnicity, and background that do this stuff. Saying it’s “done by white girls” doesn’t make it funnier…it just makes people feel like maybe they themselves might be a white girl.
no where does it say only white girls. you are ignorant.
Deep breaths.
racism exists because you take an OBVIOUS joke and twist it into a fucking RACE issue. SHUT THE FUCK UP
Girls of other races might not take this as a joke. It becomes a race issue as soon as you label the “girl.” BTW, I’m not a girl or white.
I completely agree. White people have had to suffer through zero years of oppression in this country so when someone makes a joke about them the only logical response is to get supper offended and pretend like it is a big deal.
…since when do white women not have to suffer through oppression? Not too mention, look at your history. You think the Irish or Jews had it easy coming into the states?
And, in the author’s case, the context of her article is not set to offend. I am in a career where I fight for human equality and in this particular case…. lighten up.
Hey just so I can get this out of my system, every race, sex, and most religions have been oppressed in some way at some point. To have certain races or sexes feel they are owed something or have the right to complain if a comment or joke is made is the biggest example of racism I have ever seen. To feel that because your particular race, sex, or religion was oppressed and that entitles you to special treatment or reguard is wrong.
Haven’t you heard of the website “Stuff White People Like”? Seems like this is a play off that. It’s not being racist. Good God. Stop trying to find ways of getting offended by everything.
lol i love you. thanks for this.
Hilarious and very true! They also put lots of <3<3<3<3<3s at the end of things.
I cant flippin stand at the end of every post…Mommy loves you (insert kids names here). Really? they can’t read it!!!!!!!!!
This is so great! I’m a shoe blogger… #1… GUILTY!
http://canyaheelme.com
Hello! Thank you for making it in the freshly pressed. I am guilty with some items too.
Thank you for compiling this, i got a nice, funny morning read
LOVE. IT. I have been reading all around your blog since seeing this post linked on Facebook, and I have to say that I envy your simple eloquence. I can’t wait to see more posts!
A few things left out….
1) Duck face aka Blue steele
2) I’m not sure this applies to only white girls but what about mommy posts? Oh my god Junior just shit on the floor and wiped it on the walls
3) Count downs? Only three more days unitl … Who the Fu+*k cares?
4) Wat I think is intentional missspelling… Only 2 more dais guuurrrlllll!
white, black, asian, martian, all women do these things because they’re women
Now, see I think the racism argument is kind of ridiculous but a sexist argument actually is offensive when you say “because they’re women” as if being a woman somehow causes annoying behaviors. Only certain women do this.
Good on ya for having a dig at yourselves
And so politically incorrect it’s raised a storm!!!
Sounds like a list of things a bunch of 16 year olds would come up with. Definitely not coming from a mature adult.
Um I’m pretty sure this was’nt made old ass women like you..If you are such a mature adult then why the hell r u on here reading this and leaving comments in the first place..!!??
lOl. What i ment to say was… Im pretty sure that this blog i just read was not made for old ass women like you, This was obviously made for the younger crowed. And Like i said, If you are a mature adult.. Why r u reading this.. And leaving comments..
That would seem true if I didn’t know several white girls in their 20s and 30s who do most if not all of these things on Facebook.
Does anyone else notice that the dates are wrong?!? hahaha
Silly white girl!
Haha sounds about right. Nice commentary.
Ah come on, there are some Asians gals and others that are dippy fun-headed.
As for the Facebook references: I’m not really part of all that river of chatter. I don’t subscribe to FB. (But have 3 blogs, which is enough clutter for blogosphere.)
That was very witty, thanks for the excursion. Seems like I haven’t lost much staying away from FB, otherwise I’d probably turn into a troll who would troll all FB contacts.
You guys need to chill. Why are you getting so bent out of shape about this?? It’s hilarious and 99% accurate when i look through all of the girls’ posts on my wall.
Really don’t see why it was necessary to add the word “white,” not to be political. I’m sure tons of people post things like these listed whether they are white, black, male, female, young, old. Funny list though, for the most part.
are you kidding me? White Girls are the only ones to do that i never see guys doing that.
I agree….. while the list was funny adding “white” to it was ignorant. And the only argument back to this I see is that only white girls do it…. well THAT IS NOT TRUE. I have many races on my friends list…. we all do it. It is something we all do from time to time. Who cares what color we are?!?!?! SMH… children these days hahaha.
How glad am I that I never have any girls anywhere near me?
Thanks to this blog, very.
Kind of relates to my blog “How to be cool”.
http://chopsyscumbag.wordpress.com/
Dem visitors.
Loved the post! I also just wrote my own funny and sadly, true, analysis my Facebook friends (men & women) and what motivates them. It’s called The 15 Faces of Facebook and What to Sell Them. Check it out: http://www.ideafaktory.com/2011/11/15-faces-of-facebook.html
Ahhhaha!… Yep
This is a blatantly racist list
I am now requesting a list of 10 things black people like to do on facebook lol.
does it include copy pasta rap lyrics 50 times a day and break the english language? “yo, wat up to da homiez, gett att mee when u hav a chanz”
when this post should children log off
No it is predigest, these are simply ideas that they believe white girls do. If they said something like I hate white people that would be raciest.
prejudiced.
racist.
…yikes. Please don’t vote or make babies.
i did some of these things and I’m a man… No, that applies to lots of us… Perhaps the white girl who wrote it sees the world from her own lenses… That’s all
maybe you are secretly a chick
or “he” just really wants to be “she”?
> Parce que, Je suis tres intelligente!!
Intelligence can’t replace a french keyboard when you only have an US keyboard and you need to put an accent on a “e”.
Fortunately, because you’re intelligent, the title of your article can catch the attention of a french who will offer you the right french letter in the right full sentence :
Parce que je suis très intelligente!!
Now the question is :
Est-ce que vous êtes assez intelligente pour copier-coller la phrase corrigée dans votre article en remplacement de la phrase défectueuse ?
I think we all know what she was trying to say here…..geez.
a US keyboard instead of an US keyboard, since we seem to be spell checking.
Mais oui.
Hey, fun. So we all got the joke, right?
‘a’ US keyboard & ‘an’ e…. Before you criticize the damn accent check your English grammar
Oooooh BURN!
It is definitely possible to add the accent…”é” you just need to be intelligent enough to know how.
I don’t think they were holding up the girl posting the status as actually intelligent. The French is supposed to be simplistic. It looks like something you’d learn in your first French class.
So I think it’s hypothetical white girl’s error, not the authors’.
Really Awesome collections, i laughed while i realize every lines are became very true,
I think someone stole this from you and reposted….
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12/07/funny-facebook-fails-15-things-white-girls-love-to-do-on-facebook/
Just wanted to let you know because that’s rude and unfair.
this is rather wrong lol.
you dont have to be white to do all of these.
ima maori girl(brown) & ive done a few of these things.
as for the comments about this bein racist. GET OVER IT PEOPLE!
every race is discriminated against at some point ! its just how the world is.
elsewhere there are people callin middle eastern people terrorists & people callin black people poor & all that. same with other races ! that is all.
This was pretty interesting to read; I used to do some of these things on MySpace, but I mostly do these on my blog now.
You’re so refined now. Barf.
Please if this stated “black girls” every black person would scream racism!!!! Boo hoo!!!
Blablabla fart blart schmart splork. You’ve got to be trying really hard to turn this piece into some kind of double standard racism thing.
No blacks really wouldn’t…especially if they are good jokes and not stupid watermelon type jokes… i would love to find a black person with a watermelon in there fridge..not so common. Those are the jokes that make people scream, cuz there not funny or true…
Go to ghetto parts of Atlanta where you see a watermelon stand on almost every corner, and a black person is selling them, and a black person is buying them. I actually saw a woman get out of her car at a red light just to grab a watermelon….It was a great laugh!!!! And yes he is right, is the title of this was about a black woman, the race card would be pulled and the article would probably be pulled. That’s a FACT
But the author didn’t include the women of all races who do the duck face, it’s not cute, and it makes you look trashy….js.
1. Black people make fun of each other all the time. As do many other races.
2. The only way I’d get pissed is if the post was done by a White person with no new material. How many kool-aid, fried chicken watermelon, baby daddy/mama, etc. jokes do we need regurgitated.
3. Ooh, girl, this my song!
Thanks for the inside information…. keep sharing
I have to say I’m guilty of doing some them… and thats why I quit facebook.
If you think this is racist then you guys are going to hate her follow-up article: “15 Reasons Why White Girls Like The Blacks”
It may have been mentioned; but you can include hand hearts and hand stars with friends… Awesome post!
“Then stopping by the gyno.” Haha, nice.
What about all the zoongaloos???
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some of us white girls can speak two languages, nothing to do with intelligence. Maybe you should get some
Uh oh… looks like someone touched a nerve
….She wrote in two languages, too.
Reading comprehension. Maybe you should get some.
it is talking anout white girls being dumb, i dont get why any other race would want to be named on this list? You want to be counted as dumb to?
Just laugh at the silly a$$ white chicks and be glad your not one.
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dumb. I don’t
list.
too?
you’re
Congratulations on making more than 2 mistakes per sentence while calling someone dumb.
Oh my goodness! I love that you just pointed out all those horrific mistakes that even a third-grader shouldn’t make!
*hugs to thee!*
Anonymous at 12:30am –
You’re my hero.
and every time the word ends in “ist”, we have to confront that opinion, too. Love the comments more than the post.
This was the best comment so far. Awesome. I got a whole days worth of humor in less than 10 minutes. Thank You.
You’re also my hero lol
it’s *too, not to.
While humorous, change the word White to Black and then all of a sudden you have a crap storm on your hands….Why the hate on white girls but not someone of the darker pigmentation?
my thoughts exactly
Because it’s really not that serious.
Since the author states that she is white and her white friend compiled the list they are clearly making fun of themselves. If they were making fun of another race then yes issue. Also, no where does it say that white girls exclusively do these things.
Seriously. Are we really trying to be such a PC society that we can’t even make fun of ourselves anymore?? People need to chill out.
what about posting nausatingly sappy positivisms over dreamy back grounds that all their friends seem to have found online on exactly the same day.
Why can’t it just be 15 things PEOPLE do on Facebook? Why does it have to be white girls? I don’t do any of this stupidity and I am a white girl. RACISM.
Wow, you have an amazing sense of humor…I bet you’re just tons of fun. Lighten the eff up.
dude….sftu already.
I have noticed most of this from my friends on FB; the constant talk about alcohol, the awful cell phone pics that “try to look sexy” needing color corection and the references to their annoying husband, boyfriend and/or kid. Just be yourself, ladies. I like you the way you are and I notice you.
Excellent! I’d say more, jurI must get my prescriptions & gas tank filled.
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You forgot about picture of chicks doing ‘duckface’ which makes them look ugly as hell.
I second the duckface comment. This should have been #1.
BAAAHAHAHAHHA…. FUNNY!!!! So guilty of some of these things..
This is a hilarious and all-too-accurate post! You obviously have a great sense of humor despite (or maybe in part because of) your medical issues. By the way, I’m happy to say that I have not done most of these things, though I am a white girl/woman–not sure if I can call myself a girl any more!
As for the racial firestorm this has set off–get over it, people!
By the way, I read your About page. Monty is a great name for a dog, and he is super cute.
and he fetches a mean stick
I loooooove this! The 15 things were funny. The comments were even funnier. People getting on their high horse about racism, yet seeminly totally ok with sexism (i.e. why not just say “women” and not “white women”). Ah its a shame when the world gets too scared to say things. We all sterotype. It is a short cut for our brains. Its human nature. We do it. It is harmful when we act on these sterotypes that are either 1) mostly incorrect 2) can marginalise groups, particularly those already marginalised,etc. But it doesn’t mean sterotypes don’t exist. It doesn’t mean that when we say “white women on facebook” or “black women on facebook” or “latino women on facebook” that we don’t conjure up certain thoughts, make certain judgements. If these sterotypes are used in this way it provides both a) comic relief (via the ability to laugh at ourselves [this women says she fits this category so I am assuming she is white and a women and is on facebook and does many of these things] and our ability to laugh at others, in a ligh-hearted non-threatening way and b) on a more serious level, it does provide us with some insight, via the eyes of a self-proclaimed “insider” into the world of white women on facebook.
So, now that I have just made myself souns like a total douche, I want to say, just enjoy the laugh and stop being so tense and intense, relax and have a laugh at ourselves (human kind), not everytime someone says white or black they are being racist. Not everytime they say women or men they are being sexist. Not everytime they say girl or boy they are being agist… ;P
Enjoyed the post muchly, cheers.
I’m white and a woman and on Facebook. This is funny. Not just Tracy Morgan can throw out jokes making fun of oneself.
LOLOLOLOL
Funny.I can add a few to this list
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This is so incredibly accurate.
white chicks dressed like hoochie mamas taking pictures in the bathroom on there cell phones with the duck face and peace sign.
their
Really it should just be “Stupid Things Teenage Girls do on Facebook”.
Teenage? You can’t honestly think teenage girls are the only offenders. Try again.
i’ll second this one. not to mention 80% of said demographic can’t use proper grammar or spelling, and thus also resort to ridiculous texting shorthand …. such as, “ikr” for “i know right”, “ihu” for “i hate you”, etc, etc. i only know this nugget because i have a few teen/pre-teen cousins that are super guilty of this.
You should try capitalizing a few letters before criticizing someone else’s grammar.
Loved this list!!! I’m guilty of doing some of these things…oops!
Only numbers 6, 7, and 8 are specific to white women
Don’t forget taking pictures in toothpaste spray covered mirrors in the bathroom
I know right, that is one of my number one complaints
Its all true.. i’ll shamelessly admit it LOL
hahahaha I am guilty of a majority of these things. What about hands on hips/lean forward to show more clavicle?! Its popular with teenagers these days
http://spotthestereotype.wordpress.com (for funny lists like the one fibromy-awesome posted!)
i like that one
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you forgot “friend request any girl who adds their BF or posts on his wall”
then it would be 16 things white girls do on FB and not 15..durrrr
I just like to procrastinate on facebook, but I don’t think that’s a racial thing
Any references to skin color would be racial when the color of the skin has nothing to do with the content. Why would only white girls and not girls in general do these things or boys for that matter
humor dude. humor.
This article was purely written for comedic purposes. Good job on taking it way too seriously. I recommend that you never watch South Park, your head might explode.
the reason why racism persists in our society is because it is acceptable in our humor. It is through comedy that racism has an active life and contributes to the ugliness and injustice in our society. Just because it’s a joke doesn’t make it alright.
What would have happened if someone wrote an article with the title, “15 Things Black Girls Do on Facebook”? Can you say, Al Sharpton?!?!
“the reason why racism persists in our society is because it is acceptable in our humor. It is through comedy that racism has an active life and contributes to the ugliness and injustice in our society. Just because it’s a joke doesn’t make it alright.”
*exasperated sigh* there are multiple types of racial humor. they can be broken into (roughly) two camps: the kind specifically and purposely meant to hurt (say, a racist white person spitefully telling a n***** joke); and the kind meant to make you think about your own ideals and actions and make fun of you / make you uncomfortable about it / make you laugh at yourself.
obviously some racial humor is ugly, but you clearly don’t watch enough stand-up comedians to be able to tell the difference. i for one and grateful for the dave chappelles and chris rocks of the world.
Huh, i could have sworn i was mexican, but after reading this, i have to face the fact that i might indeed be white. LOL
LMAO!
Dreams do come true!! Congratulations
‘LMAO’ @Elia and @Dave.
If you are going to take pictures of your feet – please – prune your hooves. Having long fingernails is attractive. Not trimming your toes is disgusting. It’s gross and ugly.
Having long fingernails is not attractive. It’s gross and ugly and sometimes painful.
Are there really still parts of the world where the phrase or conceptual generalisation, ‘white girls’ is actually acceptable?
If someone is talking about the age range that fits the word “girl” and white females at the same time, then yes.
Why? Do you mean that girls of the same age but with other skin colors would not do these things?
It’s meant to be ironic, and the author mentions that she indeed fits in this generalization. Sheesh. Not a big deal.
When someone wants to describe the tendencies of the white female who falls in the age range that is “girl”, what else would you have them say? “15 Things White Females, whose age ranges from 15-35, Love To Do On Facebook”? Relax and view this article for the comedic purposes that it was written.
Well said. I’m black, do half these things and think this article is hilarious!
reverse racism crybaby. has to be a tea party gimp.
OMG, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white
OMG, worst movie ever, lol!!
ohhh nooooo angry white girl alert!
do you feel the same way about phrases like “black people” or “asian dudes”? if not, then feel free to STFU by gagging on your own hypocrisy, thanks
)
sincerely,
a white girl.
from dear darcy isla’s blog:
“Call me pretentious, but a large part of me would still happily forsake other dreams in order to marry some fop named something like Prince William, and expect our visitors from the lower echelons of society to enter the room and be struck by the resemblance to the second series of Green Wing.”
ahahahahahaha!
explains everything. hahahaha. so good.
There’s no need to attack me and my own writing, taken out of context, on here. I think it’s fine to question these things, especially as there seems to be no correct way to discuss issues like race anymore. I think the term ‘white girls’ just has a lot of stigma around it due to how it’s been used. I’m not a crusader, I just think it’s worth working out bad habits in our thought patterns. This article may be meant ironically, but it reminds me of similar bad habits to those discussed here: http://fightapathyordont.com/?p=1689
I’m aware that people are flawed and to be honest all the time inevitably involves an element of hypocrisy, but I strive when I can to stick to my principles, and… the term ‘white girls’ just really jarrs with me. I won’t apologise for that, I’m just surprised that it’s in use and so acceptable, celebrated even, on such a huge network like WordPress.
Yes, I think this is true
Lol
I believe I’ve seen every single one of these listed items from my “friends”. Too funny!!
some men can be accused of doing the exact same things. posting excitement about what they will be eating for dinner every night; posting overly-dramatic statuses about who they’re mad at, being very specific about it; pictures of cars (*sigh*)… don’t know any other examples, i had to “hide” them all!
omgg the whole dear …. is soo true!! likee who are you talkinn to? the weather doesn’t see this.. the cafeteria doesn’t see thiss .. whooo are you posting this for?
Or what about commenting on their not-so -attractive friends writing lies like “aaaw you’re so beautiful<3" ?
This made me crack up.
Was a good read! Made me laugh
[...] 15 things white girls love to do on facebook [...]
So after all of this, ya gonna give us your facebook link? I want to friend ya
val
Haha, this is great, I particularly like number 13 :L
You have forgotten the phrase….
“I am so over…..”
That is a classic white girl facebook phrase
HA. funny. I added you to a list of stuff to read when you need a laugh.
http://www.skinnyscoop.com/list/fawnda/nsfw-when-you-need-a-laugh
Love all these sites!
Let’s not forget about posting pictures of themselves while driving.. Is it safe to take pictures while driving anyway?
This post is funny and sad. Are women really this banal? I’ll have to take your word for it since I am not on Face Book now or in the future. Between reality television and some social networking sites, I think the collective American IQ has dropped too many notches.
HA. Very funny. I just added your post to this a “when you need a laugh” list.
http://www.skinnyscoop.com/list/fawnda/nsfw-when-you-need-a-laugh.
Hilarious. Thanks for the study break! Now back to Facebook. Ha.
Perhaps the reason it says “white girls” is because she is a white girl, and most of her friends are probably white girls. You write what you know about. If a white girl had written about black girls, asian girls or hispanic girls there would have been an uproar about that.
What has skin color got to do with anything?
It is the outside of the skin. Everything else in the body is the same for all the female population on earth
You are incredible annoying… just enjoy something that is funny and leave your stupid bull shit out of it
She is not saying there is any difference. In her opinion/experiences this is what white girls do.
Rastaphoto got tolddddd
dude, no one here’s gonna fuck you. that tactic is best reserved for liberal arts campuses. pussy.
zzzzzzzz
You bethcha! One of the many reasons that I left FB. Had been waiting all along for a “who gives a flying f*ck” button! ha ha
who cares if you left facebook. you’re just as big an attention whore as the people on facebook you complain about. only, u use forums like this to get your fix of attention because u can remain anon. on facebook everyone knows your a loser and ignores u.
harsh
Hahaha owned
there is a “who gives a flying f*ck” button … its called “block” or “ignore”. i agree with the other comments … get a life and get over your self-righteous self.
Haha. Funny! I am totally guilty of many of the things on your list as are most of my facebook friends. Too cute.
Great! I liked number 15. Girls always do that… don´t know why…
Complaining about the service in a restaurant is what zoongaloos do, more than white girls
You forgot pics with the “duck face”
stop bitching about her saying white girls. not that big of a deal. not everyone bases their lives off of being politically correct to save your feelings. grow a pair. she didnt mean it like that. jeez.
still just the use of skin color is unnecessary since people of all color does the same thing
I guess not in her opinion. Free speech, these are her thoughts.
Wow, really? Get off it already…we get your point.
dude, what. are you looking for a race riot? it’s two doors down
Haha! this is funny & so true :’)
thats fine since they like to do this lol
So will u do another classification between races? As a Latina I am curious what my peoples… las mujeres post…
Haha. Definitely guilty of food posts but usually they’re more worthy than oatmeal. All true but gotta agree with a load of the comments I’ve seen this from girls of many a race.
Myself as well… but I love to bake!
I thought you left FB…
This is completely racist and ridiculous,. Why can’t it say “women”? Why does it have to be “White Women”? What would people think if it said “Black Women”?
cuzz black thugettes be typin lyk diz insted
hahahahahaha AWESOME!
OMG you are so awesome (being totally serious) that made me laugh so hard in the middle of a meeting.
Unfortunately, being a black women I have to agree with this. Pisses me off. @Jessica – its humor, get over yourself.
You’re a lame white woman. While racism is generally used in broader terms, I am specifically talking about you.
Because it is actually true that it is white women.
because if it were stupid things black women do on facebook we’d be here all night.
“because if it were stupid things black women do on facebook we’d be here all night.”
wow…racist people hide behind sheets!!! Only a coward that makes a post like this anonymously. The original post was made by a white girl ABOUT what she believes white girls do. As usual, someone STILL has to find a way to f*** with black people. TYPICAL.
Your dum
You’re dumb
BTW, that would be “YOU’RE (AKA you are) dumb”….just so you don’t look so dumb next time yourself!
Lighten up people! It’s funny…stop reading so much into the stupid title!!
It’s ironic that you said “your dum.” it’s supposed to say, “you’re dumb.”
“your dum” Black girl???
Dumb*
Why does everything have to be about race? Take it easy Jessica.
Hahahaha. Burns doesn’t it? Calm down. Generalizing a group on facebook is hardly a call for the white Al Sharpton. If everybody wants to tell black people to get over racism in the spectrum of comedy, then white folks should be able to survive the ‘great facebook roast’ of 2011 without being too fragile.
AGREE!! like 100000% and more. If white people can’t handle something as stupid as this (but they can handle jokes specifically created about whites or specific hair colors without flipping out) then why the hell should we try to make other people get over racism? THIS post right here doesn’t even scream anything racist at all so making a big deal about it because the title says “white girls” is like making a big deal because someone says its gonna rain…
Thank you
Perhaps most black chicks can post better, more exciting things than what are on the list, thus making them better at facebook.
Blacks in general are too stupid to use machines or language. There’s a reason why no black society in history invented a wheel or written language.
Thomas, you’re an idiot. Because there were written languages and wheels in africa 1000s of years ago. Racism is formed from stupidity stupid. You don’t know enough about a certain group of people to form a different opinion about someone other than what mommy and daddy told you and what you see on TV. What is your IQ anyway?
It isn’t racist, it is stereotypical, and funny as all get out. Racist would be if she said, “15 things cracker girls love to do on Facebook.” I’m a white girl and proud of it! Come on, Jessica, just read the list and laugh a little.
The total reason we need a “I don’t give a f**k” button. LOL – it was written to be funny – get the hell over yourself. JEEZ
This is hilarious!
funny, and oh, so true! i’m guilty of several. luckily, in my progressively maturing state (so i say), i’ve chilled on the sucky postings. kinda.
http://www.icouldntmakethisshitup.wordpress.com
Oh…my…Gawd (white Valley Girl), come on, y’all (white girl fake southern talk). This is truly WHITE girls. I should know. I am one. Quite being so politically correct. If the shoes fits (take a picture!), man up and suck it in.
And after you take a picture of the shoe that fits, post it up on facebook! LOL!
LMAO! And now we’ve come full circle.
oh no joke. why is talking “hard” and “gangsta”, and following the stereotypical uneducated street slang also suddenly the cool thing for white kids to do? of course, in addition to the “duckface”, peace signs, and dressing like trailer trash. talk about one step forward and 30 steps back.
i suppose it really isn’t much different than the fake southern drawl and the valley girl accents. kids’ gonna try to fit in somewhere. i just wish they’d fit into books more. *sigh* lol
Haha what a funny list! All so true!
And yet I forgive them because white girls are so cute lol
maybe “I shall write a book about this, some when in the future…” is number 16. on the list?
How about changing their relationship status to “Married”…. to one of their friends?
I just threw up a little in my mouth. Your list was full of many annoying (and frustratingly ACCURATE) posts…thanks for the laugh…
Too funny…but why is it only white chicks?…
You forgot to put most girls take a pic of the gaper…
I also love how every girl acts like she’s the first person who’s ever gotten sick. Actual example of a FB friend’s current status, “Take medicine , sleep, more medicine , try to function in the world , somewhat fail, more medicine, more sleep.” The ones where they thank the men in their lives for bringing them soup and such are particularly annoying (much like #3 on this list).
All of this is so true, and not just of white girls.
No, it is mostly white girls.
Would there be a difference if the girl has brown, yellow or any other color of skin?
Why not just – What girls….
there would be a difference … and in that case, the author would’ve said brown girls, yellow girls, plaid girls. man, this wasn’t racist if the post is a person talking about her own race, idiot. lol
This is so funny, I hope your book gets done and published. I’d buy!
You forgot the duck face!!!!! Could fall into the “hard” category
What the crap is up with the duck face?!? I will never understand and I am okay with that.
Perhaps MySpace face is a better term? The puckered lips, to the side, throwing up deuces…
Bahaha so true. I know lots of people (myself included) who are guilty of trying to look “hard” while simultaneously looking super preppy. Funny post! Congrats on being pressed!
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Most of these are entirely true, although I would point out that oatmeal is quite delicious and far from undeserving.
great list, no words truer. will you go to prom with me?
i think you forgot ‘posting pictures of inane things using instagram’…which i do all the time. sincerely, a black girl that is guilty of ALL of these things.
Great work! Clever and brilliant!
Who says Facebook users aren’t smart?
Like some men aren’t
yeah fb
White Girl 1: I miss your face!
White Girl 2: I miss your face, too… Can’t wait to see you, Lover
Note… They are not actually lovers… Until they finish that second bottle of wine.
“white” wine…
You forgot “Sticking their freaking tongues out” as if everyone wants to see it.
I really hate that!!!
And “duck lips”
Women are fucking stupid.
Men are fucking stupid
here’s a thought, about 85% of ALL PEOPLE are fucking stupid.
TFF!!
LOL, someone might have written it, but don’t forget changing their relationship status daily.
speaking of taking pictures of feet… here’s my tumblr i made documenting the craze
hipsterfeet.tumblr.com
You forgot the major one, posting Duckface pictures where they think they are pouting their lips but they look like a duck.
hahaha loving this AND the comments
16. Post pictures of kids that are not theirs … If white boys did that, someone would call the police!
I’m a white girl and I think this is hilarious and pretty accurate! I have a few hundred friends on Facebook, most of which are female and white, and I see this stuff all the time.
I think this was meant to make people laugh and was supposed to be fun, so some people may want to relax a little and not take it so personally….
Thanks for the laugh!
I think the whole thing is hilarious, even though I do think that these are things that all races post. I also have to say that I post a few of them myself. lol Having said that….I feel like if someone doesn’t like what I post they always have the “Delete This Friend” option. They are required to read what I post on MY page.
They aren’t* required to read what I post on my page. Sorry for the typo.
What about the ‘Duck Face’?
http://antiduckface.com/
you forgot one: post pictures of their dog in cute sweaters and halloween costumes.
I see this crap on my feed every day. I think I’m coming close to the point of saying “I will unfriend you if this raz continues”… or do you think an unfriend on Facebook really terminates a friendship? I never know these days!
you could always hide their posts…
There was actually a story recently where a girl deleted someone off her friends and that person got mad and burned the girl’s house down..so I’d be cautious lol.
Just unsubscribe! I have managed to cut down on the #12′s and chronic complainers quite a bit with that handy button
I think I’m too old for most of this – I do post in foreign languages sometimes but in my defence I live in a foreign country!
But then the language isn’t foreign?
Geez my wife loves this, I’m a guy and I don’t really get it.
Made my day! Will definitely be passing this along…most likely on Facebook.
-a white girl
You forgot one — prob the most important one: in a feeble cry for attention, take a slutty and/or super-hot picture and say “oh i look like crap” and wait for the barrage of desperate guys to comment “oh you’re crazy, you’re beautiful.”
That AND the strategic shot of a made-up girl next to her not-so-hot friends. VEGAS! por ejemplo
hahaha so true!! I hate that one the worst lmao
In front of the BATHROOM mirror…heheh
Buahahaha! Typical desparate girl move…
You would think more of us guys would wise up to this technique and realize this is a red flag, strongly indicative of a girl who is as high maintenance as her closet is full of shoes.
Once you fall into that trap good luck on your daily pop quiz(es) about how she looks or if you think her friend is attractive (and this friend is always blatantly hot).
Pretty sure you’re not going actually going to READ all these comments, but hey . . .
Legit funny.
You forgot one — prob the most important one: in a feeble cry for attention, take a slutty and/or super-hot picture and say “oh i look like crap” and wait for the barrage of desperate guys to comment “oh you’re crazy, you’re beautiful.”
yes this was one i was waiting for lol
agreed ^
I do all this shit.:) Love it.:)
What about call themselves and their friends, HOT,SLUTS, WHORES, HOOKERS, BITCHES or MILFS
Oh, I just want to shoot the losers who do that! LOL!!!
Guilty!…Of almost all of the above. Dang it!
These are funny and I’m guilty of some. The way I see it…If someone doesn’t like what I post they can hit the “Delete this Friend” button. It won’t hurt my feelings. No one is forced to read what they don’t want to read. : )
I was going to say ‘Oh yeah, well all the black chicks post…” but then I realized I’m white and don’t have any black friends. *sigh*
11) list their menu for the night. “honey glazed pork chops, braised new potatoes, fresh steamed green beans and chocolate torte for dessert”. and if the husband has made dinner, this is posted in conjunction with #3.
dag I meant #16
This is what the “What the Fuck Should I Make for Dinner?” page is for.
Only one I’m guilty of is #12 (: & it’s not as strange as example above, haha.
Get around to writing that book one day…if you’re not tired, right?
So funny and SO true!
Boy’s will say in the hallway “Hey sexy give me a blowjob” lol its really funny & they mean it forreal,i say “Hell no,you grew you chew it!
funny!!! I think every friend I have does at least one of those things!
I’m not sure which is better, the incredibly accurate/hilarious list, or the fact that the truth upsets little whiny bitches. GREAT JOB!!!
A new bathroom read.. very interesting!
I have no problem with the “White Girls” in your post. Lame.. So many people do. We have a thing in our family called, “White Girl Problems” This is usually referred to by things that are stupid like, hair, make-up, deciding on wardrobe, and FB backlash. If this woman’s blog are observations from a white girl, no matter your race, seeing this on stand up – EVERYONE WOULD BE LAUGHING. It’s not like it was even racist. SHe didn’t call herself or others “Cracker.” Shoot.
Anyway – The point I wanted to make for you Mary was — Don’t forget about the Cats. Yes, all of those uncomfortable faces being made while their white girl pet owner is squishing faces with them for the excuse to have yet another picture of her boobs being squished together.
Thanks. TouchE.. Says my status.
At least us white girls dont take a picture of ourselves in our best outfits in the bathroom with the toilet in the back ground while biting our lips like we are sexy…. or taking a pic of ourselves while we are driving to work every morning ( as a “professional” over the age of 25) …..
don’t forget the duckface..
um I can find a white girl that does it too. So don’t even try and say it’s just blacks.
I am pretty sure that this one applies to anyone 26 and under, whom have a vagina.
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The gays??? REALLY???
Love this!
buwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa! thatisall.
Lol. 11-14 were pretty good. I am a white girl and I have quit Facebook. My life has gotten so much less fake and I am not obsessed with taking pictures of myself or judging what everyone else is doing/saying. It’s wonderful. I recommend it to everyone.
I don’t really do any of these things….so….what does that make me….?
In denial?
That is a fact.
+1
perhaps, a black girl?
Haha. Well…it could happen. I mean, Michael Jackson was black. Lmao
Word.
I wonder what ‘things BLACK girls do on facebook’ would look like..???
See previous comment on sexy bathroom picture above!!
That is friggin’ great.
This was not amusing. The majority of observations in this list have no relation to white girls, or even females all together. It’s so chaotic that you could add any other title to this list and it would more than likely fit just as well as the current one. When you target a specific group of people, you might want to list stereotypical things that actually pertain to that group. Obviously that’s what you thought you did, but you failed.
agreed, 100%
I know people all over the world, in fact as a dj I have over 4000 “friends”. Most write stupid things, its human nature…no matter what colour or sex.
Things DJ’s do on Facebook: Post how many friends they have on FB!
haha… you must not have any white female friends on FB. It’s so chaotic that you get worked up over someone’s observations. You should probably try to remove the sand from your vagina
hahahah
^
I don’t understand why people are getting all worked up over this?
It’s funny & mostly true.
I am a white chick & I take no offense to any of it. The first thing I said after I shared it on facebook was “I don’t know why they specified caucasian. Don’t women of all ethnicities do this silly crap?”
Have a laugh & go away…happy. sheesh. Girl Power!
Melissa, I “like” your reply.
This is pretty great. I think there are a few more tho.. Surely there is some link between insecurity and the frequency at which girls change their profile pic, and with frequency of pointless posts.
I would like to add the “I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” status update [while in tears] after a breakup or fight with friends to somehow prove that her white girl life actually doesn’t suck.
This is really funny, reading the comments is almost as good. I see this crap everyday, I can only delete them so quickly. If you ever do one on men, I have a few I’d like to add into the mix.
Boredom get the best of you?
Accurate.
.quickmeme(dot)com/Annoying-Facebook-Girl/
I hate every single one of these things stated. Congrats on being Freshly Pressed.
Guilty of feet photos, unworthy cooking and mundane posts!!! Oh and appreciating my husband – not sorry for that!
Trish…sexy woman!
damn, got deleted on FB by a hot duck face.
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So accurtate! I love it!
accurate* My keyboard at work is not working well… :/
So maybe white girls aren’t the only ones. But they started the trend. And to.all who remain anjonymous talking shit, your obviously a HATER.. LMFAO..
sounds exactly like my facebook friends
it is funny that you make this list and now people are doing some of the things here as well… people who are angrey or argue and will not check back on this hahhahaa
This post was hilarious! Unfortunately, I am guilty of a couple of these as well, including the “gangsta” photo. Only what’s worse, I did the “gansta vulcan” sign! (Live long and prosper hand, turned upside-down.) So sad. Thanks for a great laugh, and congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
If I’m a white girl and share this hilarious blog making fun of what white girls do on facebook, on facebook, does that mean I’m vicariously guilty of all of the above?
WHITE GIRLS HUH? Not so much!
White girls also tend to get very defenisve about stuff and say “Everybody else does it, too.”
These are so freaking true! My sister is totally #12, and is the reason why FB should reinstitute character limits.
so true. the day that FB released the character limits, EVERYONE starting posting stupid chain jokes that were HUGE run-on paragraphs (because most teens these days don’t practice proper, legible english) that took years to read and decipher.
Pretty sure it’s not white girls as much as it is dumb girls. I’m so sick of this stereotyping of white people, just because some people happen to be doing stupid shit.
no it’s just white girls
White people are fucking idiots. Also, they fucking love quinoa.
white people rule the earth dumb ass…. nice try
I am white and I am not an idiot. But I do fucking love quinoa. Your comment made me laugh out loud.
I’ll get that bitch some quinoa. Bitches love quinoa.
I want some of that Quinoa. Why is this Bear Queer so jealous of white girls? Good thing I didnt write Black Bear Queer that would be an uproar on this board hehe…. Sorry you arent a white girl BBQ but pass the fucking quinoa already.
Yeah you white people have it pretty hard.
us whiteys totally deserve it after all the other racial jokes for the past century/more. come on guys stereotypes are around for a reason. we all know it doesnt mean ALL white girls. its saying most. and if we took a poll i bet like 80% of white girls on facebook are 75% of these things at least! lets not deny it guys… this truely is the epitome of white girls who spend every waking moment on facebook thinking their page is the center of the universe.
umm no this isnt just white girls. i see lots of ppl do this. even guys..dont get this..
I’d Like to say, I’m proud to be a Nerd Girl! I hate shoes! so no feet pics… Hell My pics are of big things, Wedding!… and thats about it. And as for that list… I do say I love my Hubby, and since our computers are next to each other, Most of the time he is sitting there.
But, Love the above post, And to all the Nerdy gamer females out there! Love you more for NOT doing that ****!
This is fabulous! Love it
#’s 2, 10 and 11 are my favorites. These atrocities bare themselves DAILY in my newsfeed.
What about starting arguments in inappropriate places? Like on statuses and pictures where EVERYONE can read them.
Ok Smart ass, what do Black, Red and Yellow Girls do then……
add color to the mix!
have sex for money, duh…
that’s disgusting–there are white prostitutes too on this planet.so there.
white girls have sex for money too. its just called escorting instead of prostitution
seriously… what is with the whole feet thing??? esp in that pic… not a pretty one in the bunch…
I find the feet photos very odd. I’ve not seen one in my friend collection yet.
But what is with people’s judgment of feet on the internet? I’ve even seen severe judgment of glowing model feet. -_- I’d like to know what kind of feet you have…
So true!
-Jen
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Ha! I’m guilty of 1,2, and 10, but I think it was the influence of my white girlfriends. Awesome post! Congrats on getting Freshly Pressed!
I dont know any white girls that do this, but I know alot of black girls who do. That goes to show I think a black girl wrote this lol.
I am terribly guilty of taking pictures of undeserved food!
White girls are not the only ones who do this.
yeah…but the 3rd one is hilarious
Hey, I have no problem with #10! People who wear leggings as pants SHOULD be taken out and shot! (Not that I personally rant about it on fb, but I wish more people would.)
some people choose comfort over style… sorry bud but targeting leggings? comeee onn lol. as long as theres no camel toe get overrrrrrrr it
Taken out and shot? Whats wrong with fit attractive women wearing leggings? They look great.
Unless you’re talking about the cows… Yes they should be shot. Just because something is MADE in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it.
Sounds like the storyline for a new “Clueless” movie – “or whatEVERRR”
Sounds like a potential movie…maybe in the “Clueless” series!
Hey, black girls do most of these things too…lol
I think I might be a white girl….
I hate white girls!
Wow! If you put out negative energy, that’s what you’ll receive in return. Think about that when you get that parking ticket, etc. in a few days.
This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever read. If they get a parking ticket it will not be because of “negative energy” it will be because they parked somewhere they shouldn’t have. “Energy” doesn’t cause things to happen, you do. Learn to take responsibility for your actions.
They hate you too.
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Why post at all
Very funny….good job.
.. and of course, stalk their boyfriend’s exes to see if they are as pretty…
Guys do that, also.
The other thing white girls do: Talk to their friends or family on chat while sitting in the same room! *cough* Not that I’m guilty of that…
black girls do that too
As far as I can tell,almost every human being on facebook does or has done it…but that’s not the joke right now, “white” is the joke right now. That’s why the post is called “15 Things White Girls…”.
I was ready to come here all indignant because I was sure I don’t do anything on the list, but alas, I am guilty of #2. I guess I’ll just go comfort myself with a drink when I get home.
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This list is erroneous… One of the Top 15 is definitely incorrectly posing like Charlie’s Angels… As a note, all three Charlie’s Angels were not packing pistols like the all the girls who do the pose… One of the three was in a kung fu stance and one was holding some sort of assault rifle.
This is unreal.
Duckface, why is Duckface not on this?
Duckface is a white girl facebook epidemic.
Also just taking random pictures of themselves…after the first 50 pix I think we all know what you look like…
Is duckface that obnoxious phenomenon of female college students taking pictures of themselves with pursed lips? WTF is that all about?
True. They do the duckface to a camera or they kiss a good friend/significant other on the cheek and have some caption about love.
Ha, this certainly sounds like some of the people on my Facebook page!
If only they’d all just stay in the kitchen…
yea… where’s my sandwich?
and the “like my status” for ……
only they do one every hour.
this is the best… been dying to say the same thing but i’d be considered sexist. also, this goes for pretty much all girls, not just white. keep up the medicore work
Your spelling ability is mediocre.
It’s called a typo, I’m sure you’ve made them too. Calm down.
I disagree with this being a “white” or “girl” thing. Most of my Black and Hispanic friends post the same things and my guy friends are terrible about posting about mundane things.
she didn’t say that only white girls do this.
really because the title of this proves different…
Truth. Also leaving statuses about what we are drinking and listening to on Pandora during the workday. For example… “Chai tea and Michael Buble Christmas on Pandora
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Still laughing! Dead on.
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I love it! So funny & true. Just purely hillarious…an yeah maks me wonder why so many girls take face photos & leave out the “47″ waist section…so laughing my ass off
That is called facebook voodoo. Every once in a while someone tags this person in a complete picture and you see the real story
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I feel the need to post a few from my “news” feed…
“Is it Friday yettt?!”
“I have attractive friends. Haha.”
“New day, new attitude. Gotta focus on whats important and wash my hands of the B.S.”
“Dear obnoxious neighbor, you are not allowed to give permission to have the septicguy redone and then revoke said permission once we start getting estimates. It is written into a deed that we can get the work done, stop being an annoyance, please, because it will get done.”
“Insomnia, insomnia.”
“exhausted!!! Mind games are not my forta!!! :/”
“Sadly I think today is gonna be a long boring day even though I’m off at 2pm since there nothing for me to do.”
“getting me and brady ready, then a short shift at work 1-5:30 then back home to do laundry….”
…..fucking kill me now. Most of these are white girls. The attractive friends one was a white boy.
you must be a new yorker, we all say that there! LMAO
I think all the people who have posted negative comments about this are the ones who do number 10. Also though, I think they should lighten up. It’s a joke. What would we do in life without a good joke to make you laugh. C’mon people. And to the person who commented right before me, I hate to break it to you but you read it AND commented. Now that’s ironic!
rant about something and end it with the phrase …..Juss sayin’
oh and mirror pics!!
w/the duck face or the tongue hanging out.
Taking group pictures in bathrooms? …found one with a floater in the background! and then posting them sideways.
and remember liking your own posts – kinda like high fiving yourself in public you just look stupid!
What about making Facebook Accounts for their pets?
i think that is more the gays that do that..
They do post pictures of pets continuously. I don’t think anyone cares where your cat is laying. I think you’re just calling yourself a “cat lady”…
i have a fb for my dog… but thats just because i wanted to list her as my daughter, plus i have to use it because i trollololol and my fb keeps getting banned. PLUSSSS it started as a “jesusgod heyzeus” originally, because my fb used to say that i was married to jesus…
Don’t forget the angry status update followed up with the “I don’t wanna talk about it” comment…then why did you post your anger online for all to see in the first place?!
Ugh! So stressed. Don’t ask.
“pissed. nobody call or text me.”…because we were planning on it..
16. Share stupid ass lists of what white girls love to do on Facebook
LOL I am THAT white girl LOL I will sharing this link LOL
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Who gives a rats A$$!
I hate when people post this. Obviously those who “give a rats ass” are the one’s replying and continuing this, admittedly mundane, conversation. If you don’t “give a rats ass” then just don’t post. I’m thinking I’ll make a list could be created called “15 things annoying people post as comments” and your infraction would top the list
another annoyance … those that use symbols as a euphemism for vulgar language.
UM YEAH WHO GIVES A RATS A$$? NO ONE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THIS CRAP?
good
Don’t forget taking pictures from an overhead angle appearing to be sexy with pouting or “kissy” lips…ugh so annoying!
It is called “Duck Face”
It is called kissy face also
There is a difference between kissy lips and duck lips. Kissy lips looks like you’re about to give someone a kiss (obviously) while duck lips look like you’re trying to grow a duck’s bill (usually accompanied by the deranged “I’m so cool b/c I don’t care if I look pretty” eye stare.)
I do what I wuuuhnt
Very funny! You forgot people typing messages to those who have “passed on”…(as if they are reading FB)- miss you so much great great grandmother! & the happy birthday to their children messages…(Timmy’s the best 1 year old in the world, we are so proud! Happy Birthday little Timmy!!)
One of my HUGE facebook pet peeves!!
lol ikr
You gotta love talking to dead relatives via facebook!
i’ve seen posts like this from all races, and males too. pretty sure this is just a list of the typical annoyances on facebook.
i’ve seen these types of posts from all different races, and also males. they’re just regular annoyances from anyone on facebook.
This is funny. I see a lot of this going on FB by White girls and yes, I’m white. It’s ridiculous that certain people post every minute of their lives up there. What they are doing from one minute to the next. So I definitely enjoyed the humor in this because most of it, if not all, is true!!
Absolutely hilarious (and unfortunately so true)
You also forgot to mention how girls have to tell the world that they made some “unique” dessert or food like they are Rachel Ray or something. lol.
That’s so racist!! What about the yellow, black and red girls, huh???
red girls?
choking, presumably on a…. banana.
The “Injuns”….
you know, the Communists. (Actually, I think “red” could refer to a Native American. Don’t know about Aborigine’s or “native” people in general.)
This was Hilarious. I still don’t get the whole taking pictures of feet. Just don’t get it.
So apparently someone who ISN’T white came up with the list? A little less appealing.
I think its funny and ironic that a person with the last name of Black made this comment lolz.
No the person who came up with this list is WHITE.
I think this shit is Funny and Im a white girl. Some people need to calm down geez. I hae honestly neer even done half that stuff though. Im really guilty of the saying my bffs are coming oer to wach movies or shop I do it all the time. Now the pictures of the feet I see a lot of people do it and I dont understand it, unless u happen to have a cool tat there then dont take pics of your feet!
You can clearly spell words correctly.
I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and say that her “V” key is broken. However, that does not excuse the atrocious grammar.
Can’t be. They used the word “even”.
Should add:
Posting those “looking up at you” pictures showing off their massive tits, but hide their 46″ waste.
yuck…true!
hah lol
Grow up….
I’m a white girl. Never do this shit. I think it’s all the dumb people that take Facebook too seriously and have nothing better to do everyday than do that. I kno plenty of guys that do all that’s listed above as well
It was a white girl that wrote it.
It’s dumb that people take it seriously, but to follow a link and COMMENT on how stupid it is is normal?
Im a white girl and I dont d these things,but know a lot that do,
your a lier, you probably do all of these things
And you’re a dope. nyah nyah!
It’s LIAR*!
and its also YOU’RE
It’s also ANONYMOUS
You forgot that they (we, but will never be me) love to post sonogram pictures while pregnant! I’m sorry, ew. Also, this is hilarious.
need one for guys now! i already have some for the list:
“taking a dump in a public bathroom with my buddy in the stall next to me…that’s real friendship!”
“[girlfriend left facebook open] I loooovee myyy boyfrienddddd!!! xoxoxo”
“Drinking hat is on!”
“status changed from single to in a relationship…status changed from in a relationship to single….status changed from single to in a relationship…”
“Wake up, LSU!…Oops! Someone angered the Honey Badger! (complete play by play of whatever sport is on TV at the moment followed by their added commentary)”
“Attempted to do daughter’s hair, I think it came out great…her Mom thinks it looks like a creation from a sci-fi movie…”
“photos of self distorted using some sort of picture editor or app-this is me as an alien, this is me as a zombie…”
(yes, these are from experience, not made up)
how could I forget, they love to put a picture of their car as their profile pic and label it “my baby”
Or semi lame pictures doing something overly manly or macho…ie riding a motorcycle on a curvy road. Guilty!
And make statuses about fantasy football.
I think this is hilarious and anyone who finds it offensive, really needs to get a grip!
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Okay, so I am seeing that no matter what anyone writes on facebook or anywhere else, it is said to be racist. Come on people, can’t we all realize that everyone has an opinion, and like or not we all have the right to voice it. And the things that have happened in our country in the past is the past…leave it alone already. We are now a multicultural country like it or not, and everyone has their own thoughts and beliefs. I for example hate seafood, does that make me non american or prejudice against a race or culture? No. It makes me myself with my own choices. We are all who we choose to be we will always be that way. Can’t we all just agree that everyone is different and or similar in their own ways and move on from it? I am all about a good conversation about people’s beliefs, but I do think that we need to learn how to respect that thoughts and opinions of others.
quit being so racist.
hahaha … u forgot the “just did a massive friend cleanse — you guys are the lucky ones left!” like we should all be so blessed …
This is why the Geek Squad wont install computers in the kitchen.
how about the “triple-love”? posting something they love with the caption “love love love!” haha….all in good fun! don’t sue me
OMG really? Does there have to be such deep philosophers on a funny blog? Quit over-thinking everything and let your hair down.
so true, but I think it is more of an age group of girls than white….it seems funnier that way. Love it, people life is short you gotta laugh
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Please do not waste a publisher’s time by submitting something like this as a “book.”
Agreed.
Agreed. You need to submit a proposal to an agent first. In non-fiction, the book doesn’t need to be finished before you submit.
What you really need is a huge platform, especially for a book that is about popular culture.
Damn those are some Hot Gansta white girls! You don’t gotta be thug if you so fine!
I find the posting offensive, certainly misogynistic.
Generalizations about race are usually condemned as racist, not to mention inaccurate.
Did cha take a look at the ABOUT? Maybe the reason this person wrote about the 15 things white girls do on facebook is because well… she’s a white girl!
Get over yourself. And while you’re at it, realize you are reading a satirical article. And if it’s so offensive, please provide a link to your personal Facebook..where you are probably guilty of several of the above infractions. (methinks thou doth protesteth too much)
Other than that..you don’t sound stuffy, and full of yourself at all. Seem like a ton of fun to hang out with.
uranidiot- You must be an idiot if you see no difference between a blog and a personal FB page. Swap ‘white’ with any other race and this probably wouldn’t have made the web, satirical or not. I do not understand the anger you have for someone who just wants everyone to play by the rules and not say ‘oh! We’ll say ‘white people’ it’s ok to make fun of them’. It can be fun to make fun of white people, but when every other race is exempt of the same skewering..that’s not right.
Mndamae,
why would it matter if you swapped “white” with “black”? It wouldnt matter….obviously you dont understand comedy whatsoever….if you did you would understand that joking is joking….i joke about how my dads credit is so wack cuz he is black….i joke about how i saved my tips for 7 years straight and when I finally spent the money and I was devastated and finally knew what it felt like to be a Jewish person for a short period of time. I joke about the time I needed to ace my take home calculus final, I called my cousins boyfriend named John Woo, an extremely bright man, and asked for his help. I told him I would pay him 20 dollars if he could finish the exam in the two hour time limit…..he said, “in China, we ace exams in 15 minutes!!” The majority of serial killers are white folks…they are so sadistic they will kidnap your daughter, kill her, chop her up and cement her remains into his basement stairs AND THEN go and join the search party looking for her! MY POINT IS: If my jokes were actually funny, although being stereotypical, the average insensitive joker would have a good laugh and be not offended. They are JOKES! not serious or derogatory remarks…..there is no race that is off limits….ALSO GAYS joke with the best of them! so get the fuck off your high horse, lower your chin so your nose isnt turned up so fucking much and get the fuck outta this blog if you cant take a joke…..
“Swap ‘white’ with any other race and this probably wouldn’t have made the web, satirical or not.”
-MADE THE WEB? This is a fuckin blog, there is no democratic vote for this type of thing, Anyone can post in a blog……
You really are an ignorant ass!
Wow. 1, relax. 2. Pay attention and 3. if the shoe fits, wear it. With a matching belt!
agreed!
dont read it if you are going to complain about it!
This post was saved by the tag ‘humor’ and I believe thats why WordPress posted it. If you have a bone to pick with anyone then pick it with the WordPress team…and get a sense of humor too please or write something funny that black girls do.
OMG! I just fell off my chair cracking up! LOVE THIS! THANKS Lana for sharing!
White people in general do this.
guys do it too…
except the whole taking pictures of feet thing.
No self respecting guy does any of the above.
that’s the problem…the ones that are full of themselves do take pictures of the wannabe gang signs and try to show off how badass they are. whether that’s “self-respect” or cockiness is a very fine line to walk.
Ask seemingly rhetorical questions. “It’s cool to do a bunch of meth and babysit 20 six year olds, right?”
Ok so the post above confirms it all most white girls do is take Meth and give blow jobs. Sad very sad.
give blow jobs? where the hell did you get that part of it? haha
what else would you do with 20 or so 6 year olds? Duhhhhhhh!
hilarious that girls are posting this too
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HA!!! Love it!! But I know some white boys who are guilty of most of these
Awesomesauce. This wins my Laugh O’ The Day award.
Although i am not guilty of a lot of these…its still funny and i do think im gangster!lol….but a white version of a cooler gangster!hahahahaha
Now write one about black women. That should be interesting.
Only a black woman would be able to write about black women. We know ourselves the best.
Don’t you know that would be considered RACIST?? It’s funny because shes making fun of white people. If it were about black people it would make the news.
Not really. Ever seen http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com?
you forgot the mirror picture
yeah huh…and the pursed lips…..LOL
This is halarious… but why title it “White Girls”? Did the authours realize that this would cause strife? Maybe that was the point?
At any rate, after reading the comments below, it seems the world is full of people who can think and debate and banter back and forth until the cows come home – but what they need to ask is this “Am I stating an opinion to create introspection about the state of humanity – or do I just want to be ‘right’?”
Agreed. I goof off on FB, I’m a black woman and I kind of take offense to “White Girls” and that the list seems to look at the mundane and ridiculous behavior, and not the other issues that are brought up, such as social issues, concern, and simply keeping in touch with friends and family. Thank you Mikki for your comment.
Seriously? Get over yourself.
Well said Tasha and Mikki! I too use FB as a means of goofing off…
Guys. They weren’t trying to be deep. I honestly doubt that the thought of “social issues” even crossed their minds. Just chill.
This is so true!
yeah… that is all true. hahahah!
Oh Crikey…can’t anyone take a fricking joke anymore…why does it boil down to things such as, “Anybody that follows this needs a life?” Wouldn’t that include the idiot that wrote that statement? Why is this racist? Because it said the word, “White?” Seems we are no longer allowed to use this word in print anymore…however, it is quite ok to write the word Black…let’s see…we have Ebony Magazine…NAACP…Miss. Black America…BLack Liberation Army…and a TON of other organizations that reference Blacks only…why is it that Whites no longer have freedoms…I am thinking that the Black community did not wish for equality but rather revenge on Whites…that “HELLO” are NO LONGER LIVING you fools…you can’t blame the grandchildren for the grandparents misgivings…if that were the case…NONE of us would be allowed to walk around because during the civil war there were over 300,000 FREED Black slave that then BOUGHT Black men, women, and children to work on THIER farms as slave owners and let us not forget that when the Spanish took Blacks out of Africa and the Carribean…it was originally BLACKS who sold them…eventually, the Spanish decided to simply take them…but that is not what gave them the idea to begin with…so stop blaming this generation for things that YOUR ANCESTORS also had a part in.
don’t forget this one: “a brain is a terrible thing to waste”
I TOTALLY agree with you Sam. The white people of today are getting blamed (for lack of a better word) for things we didn’t even take part in. We can’t help that someone’s grandmother’s grandmother was a slave any more than we can help that the sun rises in the East and sets in the West. Get over it and 1) find someone else to blame 2) don’t blame anyone and get a life or 3) move to Africa and rejoin the ones who REALLY are descendants of the ones who sold your ancestors out. Also, if you read the King James Version of the Holy Bible you will find that slavery did not begin with Black people nor was it limited to them only. Finally, if your ancestors had not been slaves, think of where you would be living today and the conditions you would be living in. Have you ever picked up a copy of National Geographic or watched that channel? Time to stop complaining about things nobody can do anything about and learn to love the freedoms you now have in the United States that someone fought for and gave you. Don’t teach your children to be bitter toward the white people from time they are able to talk and a lot of the hatred would just go away. Think about it.
Cindy S.: Your post below is a decent attempt at a point, but you’re still way off. I dig the passion! Keep up the entertaining posts!
Don’t forget the white Irish slaves in the North. And I have plenty of black friends, but I really wish that they, as a society, would take a look around and see exactly who are the racists. I mean, they call an interracial, mixed, half white/half black President black. The man’s mother is white. But, you’re right. It’s just come full circle and revenge is in order. Ugh…And by the way, I know plenty of black people who do plenty of the above white things!
I <3 YOU!
Cindy and Sam,
Please learn black and other marginalized group’s history before you try to sound profound. I’m not talking about the crap they feed you in your privilege upper class high school. Rather, the history and impact of slavery, oppression, and power on marginalized group. Assuming that you two are not stupid and your opinions are a consequence of a lack of awareness, and privilege, I am recommending some books to inform your knowledge.
The Debt: What America Owes to Blacks [Paperback]
Randall Robinson
Brainwashed: Challenging the Myth of Black Inferiority [Paperback]
Tom Burrell
Privilege, Power, and Difference A. Johnson
White Like Me: Reflections on Race from a Privileged Son by Tim Wise*** Sam, this one is particularly for you.
salbar! I love it!!
Thanks for this book and taking one for the team here- I really didn’t want to have to waste my time educating Cindy and Sam, sad, pitiful, racists. Google “white priviledge” and rethink your replies people!
If you had stopped with the “quite okay to write black” you’d have had a point and made it… but everything was lost on the little tyrant after. Angry much?
And lord lets not even talk about Cindy’s comments below. At least Sam had a point.
why are you even bringing up all this shit that keeps pouring out of your mouth? you are an idiot! This is an attempt at comedy…..nothing is off limits in comedy…..cuz its all about jokes and anything that can be controversially funny…..this isnt a history blog so stop talking about stupid ass historical garbage that has nothing to do with this young lady’s attempt at being a comedian….get off whatever salty ass seat you are sitting on and go to a tracy morgan stand-up event….he will talk (joke) about race, racism and the past of America, everything you are apparently interested in talking about……but wait….nvm….doubt you would like it since its “comedy”…..
Well said!!
Okay…. Then everyone I know must be a “white girl” because that’s the same drivel that most people on my Facebook page post.
Great post. What is Facebook?
haha
Hilarious and sooooo true!!!
Hilarious!
I loved this post, keep writing!! When you author a book, I’ll be the first in line!
Those are funny! Now let’s hear what funny things black girls do!
Black girls don’t do funny things on facebook.
Or Asian, heheeee
# 16- Make the “Duck Face”
That was my first thought too.
So funny, I’ll keep trying not to do any of these!
You left out a qualifier: ANNOYING white girls.
no way – all white girls do all of these things each time they log on to facebook
Reblogged this on keltrustsnoone and commented:
Hilarious!!!
Just stumbled across this! actually so funny because it’s all true!! but make a black one it would probably be just as funny or even more. Like how they write things **LiKe ThIs On ThEiR sTaTuS** and even write in their accent, not using real words. good stuff.
unless you’re black, you’re racist.
And this one isn’t? You know plenty of non-white people are cracking up at this. Majority or not, it’s a double-standard when it’s somehow ok to racially specify one thing like this but anything else is immediately labeled racist.
That is one of the most ignorant things I have ever read.
Ooh, accusing racism on a post of steretypical white FACEBOOK behavior makes you look cool.
It is a little racist against white people how “unless you’re black, you’re racist” works. Oh the irony.
because being racist is impossible when you’re black, right? fool. stop thinking that something is racist if a white person said it and not racist if someone else did. the comment is a comment, either it is racist in your opinion or not. there is no subjectivity here.
pathetic cringing white-guilt libtard
If you knew how to use ignorant correctly, you wouldn’t use it like that. But you’re IGNORANT to it, so you did.
I feel better knowing someone else is shaking their head with me.
So true, and I am probably also guilty of at least 85% of those things. Loved this!
So can you post 15 things guys do on Facebook now? I can help you start.
1. Take a shirtless picture in the bathroom mirror (middle finger optional)
Seriously though. people take things way too seriously.
You must be guilty of all 15.
I love the ones that say,” Happy Anniversary to my wonderful husband, I love you” – and the husband isn’t even on Facebook.
I can honestly say that these things are entirely true…of ALL women. Please check out my blog as well.
you hit the nail on the head with this post, but you forgot to ad the ones who put the picture of their kids or their pets as their profile picture
lets begin: 15 Things black girls like to do on Facebook. 1: Demean any other race by any means possible, Even if that includes making blanket statements for assumed amusement.
Not sure where you got that from. Maybe you are having a bad day.
If her About page is to be believed, then she’s white…not black.
haha.. you have to through mud at other races in order to make you feel some sort of validation .. haha you’re a loser .. In my best Neslon Muntz voice.
haha. I wrote through, when I meant throw.. That’s what I get for correcting losers..
wow! someone is salty about black folks ehh? just because you are a ignorant ass and a mean old black lady was demeaning to you cuz you were reppin a big ass swastika on your white pointy hat doesnt mean that “black girls” demean any other race by any means possible….your stereotyping is quite pathetic considering you are probably an educated non-black person….all im trying to say is you are a piece of shit for generalizing that all black girls like to demean any other race my any means possible. and finish your stupid ass list….you only have 1 thing….apparently there is 14 more to come? Fuck yourself with a broom handle and stop making stupid fucking lists….
You forgot my single biggest pet peeve that (mostly) girls do. Duck face. :I
We call it Duck Fact too! Too funny! or “Myspace Face”.
Yes myspace face is the worst!!
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I hope you become famous with the amazing sense of wit from all your posts- I read at least 9 of them already and haven’t stopped laughing and/or feeling sqwooshy inside from stories about your dad. Good luck in all your endeavors 
Mary is amazingly funny in person
you would love her
Wow your statement could be nu,ber 16.
“Mary is amazingly funny in person
you would love her”
16. Make sure anonymous people on the internet know that i’m cool enough to actually know this “popular” person that people are all talking about!
This made my freaking day! Keep up the amazing posts.
hilarious…when I first opened it I thought to myself “self, this is totally not going to be ANY of the things you do, because you’re so cool” and yet…guilty as charged on most accounts.
I’m guilty of most of that. And, as a mother of a six year old, I’m fairly certain I would need a hefty supply of crystal meth to babysit 20 of the little monsters. It would be the only way to keep up with them and make the experience tolerable.
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Hilarious post! I LOVE # 11. I have actually googled this phenomenon. “Passive aggressive vageubooking.” Always promtping comments like : “Dislike!” or “What’s up girl? Everything OK?” to which the poster responds with…something equally vague.
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It should just say top 15 thing girls do on Facebook. It ain’t a colored thing. It’s a sex thing. Most girls, in general, do this stuff. It’s hilarious cuz it’s true. Anyone who’s offended is an idiot.
I think this is pretty realistic and funny. When people try to tell other people that what they do is unimportant that tells me that they are in need of a reality check. This is the 21st century. Our culture and many others communicate this way…….We have the tools to do so…We all say things on here that are personal. We all go through times when we are self absorbed and FB gives us an outlet to write things down that we think are important to us and everyone else too. To some who know us it is to those who do not it is not. There is everything from political rants, blow by blow football info(guilty)…. to pop culture to love connections on FB and as all things do it will be replaced with something else eventually because ideology evolves in how it is introduced but the behavior stays the same. We are all just human and we want companionship on here known as FRIENDS and here we get it in our brain that people actually pay attention to us and some do and some do not. I thinks its especially funny the response from the person who says “Anybody that follows this needs a f#&*&^*g life”…..don’t you feel kind of silly writing this when you obviously read it so what are you saying………does this mean ANYBODY INCLUDES YOU OR DOES ANYBODY NOT INCLUDE YOU. And if anybody does not include you then why are you posting and reading and on here….see how ridiculous that is. If you read it and commented on it then you say blah blah get a life maybe you need to look in the mirror. In this day and age we communicate this way. If you do not like it delete yourself…nobody makes you log on and read anything…Get a book…watch Law and Order re-runs….maybe you will learn something about FREEDOM OF SPEECH. This is not racist….it is just someone’s opinion which they are in America entitled to have…..whether me you or anyone else likes it. That is why they have the BLOCK and the LIKE set up on here. BLOCK ME IF YOU DON”T LIKE ME….
Couldn’t say it any better
hey no ones learning anything about freedom of speech on law and order so it wasnt funny. i dont care about the rest of your post but im sure you spent a lot of time on that joke and you were really proud and i would just like to tell you that it sucked.
Let me make a blog entry about 15 things black girls do to annoy me. We’ll see what black person sues me first. Why don’t others do this for black people? Because we’d never hear the end of it. You’re doing it for entertainment. The rest of us would get hit with a lawsuit being called racist. See the double standard?
Yeah…except you can’t really sue someone for being racist. I mean you could try, but it would never make it to court. So I’m not sure anyone sees your point.
Double-standards are everywhere, and it’s boring when they are pointed out.
I have to agree with you.
15 things black folks love to do on Facebook…
15.Taking pictures of money that they know they will never have..
14.Taking pictures with celebs with a quote… “this is my homie”
13.Taking a pic and posting it sideways
12.Quoting rap music and/or the bible when someone has gotten the best of them.
11. Indulging in Facebook altercations
10. Hash tagging every post they comment on
09. Taggin people in EPIC FAIL photos
08. Tagging people in picture that don’t have a FB account
07. Tagging the back of someone’s head
06. Creating FB pages for their homies/family who’s locked up
05. Write a post in another language. happyyy bdayyy to myy frienddddd peterrrrrrr we aboutt to do itt bigggg tonighttttt
04. Posting on FB while in church
03. Requesting people because they have friends in common
02. Coming up with screen names like “Kisha IAINTSCARED OFNOBITCHPRAISETHELORD” Jenkins
01. Taking Pictures of a dead baby in a group photo
Love,
PJ, A black girl on facebook, NOT guilty of most of these things.
I’ve seen white girls post pictures of their dead babies too and its just like WTF?
“Kisha IAINTSCARED OFNOBITCHPRAISETHELORD” Jenkins hahahahaha that’s great!
THANK YOU. This is amazing and just as true as the one for those white girls.
Equally as funny as the original post! Good work.
Jenny, people post pictures of their dead babies because those babies are their children. You don’t need to ask “WTF”. You only need to have some kindness and sympathy. You cannot even begin to comprehend the pain and agony the mother of a dead baby is going through. It’s people like you that make a difficult time even more difficult. We are just as proud of our dead babies as we are of our living ones and have every right to share pictures and stories of them if we so choose. Thank you. Mom of four kids -three living and one not
don’t forget getting tagged in photos of custom air jordan’s with high heels on them
@Mr. Panther… That’s a low blow… LMAO… I would rock them just cuz I can… although they are pretty effin tacky… bwahahahaha
@Mom of Blake… I don’t think that Jenny meant to be offensive to you or any other parent who has lost a child. She is referring to people who posts pictures of the corpse. I know this because she is referring to my top 15 @ #1… that clearly states what she’s talking about.
[...] 15 Things White Girls Love to Do on Facebook [...]
You do realize you’re all complaining because she DIDN’T make fun of you? You really just can’t win these days.
I want to marry you for saying that. No one is offended by something they stumbled across on the internet by a girl they don’t know!!! No one cares that its talking about race people just want to argue!!!! This post was so funny and i loved it! I feel terrible that it got turned into all of this!
WOW! I am so with you, I laughed my ass off!!! But see, someone always has to make an argument out of everything.
- Great post. I didn’t even realize the title has the word “white” in it until I started reading the comments. I guess there’s something wrong with me, because finding out that “white” is part of the title didn’t cause me to become instantly offended. Well, that and I apparently don’t take the time to read titles…
Don’t forget about duck face!! Facebook and MySpace combined helped create the now infamous duck lips!
i hate that!!!
duck face stupid duck face… lol that song is perfect, although now I burst out in song every time a see a duck face pic.
Haha only time I make “duck face” is when I want a kiss from my fiance. Otherwise I find it really stupid and annoying =P
I did not read all the comments… I did read the (scrolling up to check) list of 15 things… I have been up all night promoting events on Facebook… (literally) This is the thanks I get… My comment is below the comment of the person who suggets we all need a fludpucking life… while (ironically) those of us posting, reading, laughing and living must (by definition) have lives…
“Raq
December 7, 2011 at 1:11 pm
I think you have a good point.. but, of course it would be considered racist.. it’s only “trendy” to make fun of white people.. You will never see black people make fun of their culture, whether they are famous of not..”
::You will never see black people make fun of their culture, whether they are famous of not..”::
Was this superbly executed sarcasm or what????
LoL
White people just can’t make fun of black culture! (duh) But no culture should have their head stuck up their ass that far that they can’t laugh at themselves.
but uh…gotta go,
Random Black Person Who Stumbled Upon This Link
*coughchrisrockcough* Oh, sorry, nasty cold. Well said!
Peace sign needs to be added!!!! This is very true, I didn’t get offended and no one else did either. Another thing that should be on this list is rant and complain about shit people actually don’t care about, because race is a factor and that’s the way society is today even though no one TRULY cares nor did it change anyone’s lives. … As proven by these comments. Ps my skin color is purple.
you forgot about girls taking pictures of themselves using the bathroom? never quite understood that one.
I just got less intelligent reading that. It wasn’t even slightly entertaining… I am leaving a reply so I don’t have to go see my shrink, it’s therapeutic to write your feelings down you know.
Seriously, who ever wrote that, is spending time on Facebook to observe other people on Facebook and taking time to write about what their “targets” are socializing about. Mr. or Mrs. Author do you need to get a pet dog or goldfish or something? Hugs are better than drugs.
I think back to when I was a kid, we used to be outside playing from sun up till sun down. Everyone now leads virtual lives and travels the world through their monitors. I’m glad I got to see the world before cell phones, iPads, iPhones, ringtones, etc. etc… I “was” the remote control when I was a kid, when dad used to say turn it. Now people will watch things on TV because they are too lazy to get the remote.. and the TV is only about 8 feet away.. and I am guilty of all of these things as many of you. If we could program our smart phones to operate the TV and DVR, the stereo, the garage door, the interior and exterior lights that would be living. OH wait.. I think we can do that already.
What’s next?
And yet… Here you are reading a list from some one who spent time on facebook to observe others on facebook.
Touche!
Brian Tilly: Get out of you Serious Box. This is supposed to be entertainment. I was ammused by this writing/observation and will share it with my FB friends.
Sincerely,
Kevin Brown (a guy that likes to be outside and doesn’t watch much TV)
You’re right Kevin.. I think I woke up on the wrong side of my office chair. I do not watch much if any television either. I don’t miss it at all. There are 1000 channels with nothing on. I like to call TV the “Electronic Income Reducer”
Have a great day Kevin!
Brian Tilly
P.S. I pinged everyone’s trackback url.
Seriously who ever read this article and couldn’t just move on without belittling the author, mr. commenter, do you need a pet dog or goldfish or something? Hugs are better than drugs.
But on a serious note…who says this: “Hey son, TURN IT!” turn it up? turn it down? CHANGE the channel? “i was the remote control” – you at least acknowledge you were a tool and were used as a kid so i think you are headed in the right direction
Ian,
I also am not a coward and put my name and website in when I make a comment. It is obvious without you writing anything that you were a tool, are still a tool and will continue to be a tool because you are hiding like a little girl behind you monitor wouby blanket. Whatever.. you are a joke, and if you were in the same room with me having this conversation you would choose your words more careful.
Disrespectfully,
Brian Tilly
I love when people waste their time writing online commentary about the time and life wasting properties of online communication.
You’ve been on the internet for too long, Brian. Go get some fresh air.
I agree. I am out for some fresh air. Thank you Jen.
Brian
Wow… it was written in fun… something you’ve clearly lost touch with…. and I’ve seen ALL of these things done on FB by many people on my friend list… lighten up.
I thought we were talking about what us racist and stupid white girls do on fuckbook, not the television.. tee hee my mistake..?
Hey peeps, how many times does the poor guy have to apologize for speaking before thinking? You’ve roasted him more times than the witches in Salem.
I love facebook and the internet. I work at home on the internet. Working at home allows me more time to play with my kids, do the laundry, make dinner, take and pick up my little ones from school and daycare, and spend more time Outside or inside or riding around or playing on the internet with my family. I’m not lazy, but I love the remote control and cell phone and reader. They make life easier and give me more time to do the things I love. I don’t have to look up directions or numbers anymore? Awesome! What I can do is sell products, find good deals, laugh, aruge, stay connected with old friends, and learn through social networking. Back when you were a kid, is a tired comparison. Times are different, so kids and families are too. On sunny days and during the daylight (unless of course it is summer then it is Late into the night), my kids are outside playing their butts off. Somedays, I don’t even let them take anything but their imaginations with them. You weren’t raised any better than they are. But they are being reared to have an awesome sense of humor. I’d be ashamed if I raised a humorless human. Because, and thank you, Mr. Buffett, If we couldn’t laugh, we’d all go insane. Please, for goodness sake, tell me you know who Jimmy Buffett is.
^you need one for typing that, you did good girlie it’s funny.
She forgot #16….make stupid lists and post on Facebook….
if i made a post that said 15 thing black girls like to do on facebook would that be racist ? uhh i think ill do it any way
I think you have a good point.. but, of course it would be considered racist.. it’s only “trendy” to make fun of white people.. You will never see black people make fun of their culture, whether they are famous of not..
um, really? Have you ever watched the Boondocks?
Have you never watched Chris Rock? HA
Clearly never seen a black comedian, either lol. Stop trying to make yourself a victim, ass.
what are you trying to get back ar black girls for they didn’t make the post… black girls are oppressed more than anyone. I don’t feel sorry for you.
This is HILARIOUS as all hell!! Hit the nail on the head. Ive seen many and I couldnt agree and say IM GUILTY of a few myself HHAHAHA BRILLIANT!
Every comment I read has missed the idea of what was written to be considered a joke. Blowing things out of proportion is apparently synonymous with every race. The thins we read in this females diatribe was meant to conjure a laugh. However there is always someone who takes things the wrong way. Time for us all to grow up and realise that not everything we see or hear should be taken as seriously as they are taken.
The picture of those feet is so hot. Apologies Anon. I need a life
This made me laugh
What is wrong with the majority of people commenting. It’s sarcasm. It’s satire. Pop culture commentary. This is not a race debate. Are the people getting into ethnic debate really so bored and unheard in their lives that they’re going to turn a white girl making fun of other white girls into a race debate? So as a white girl, I say WTF SOME PPL ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUMB. WTF. lol
I would like to consider sarcasm an art form if done correctly. This was just blatant disregard for other humans beings!
haha! no kidding… chill out people! it’s funny!
The need to be something you´re not = being ashamed of who you are? The need to seem tough = insecurity…or, maybe it´s just that facebook is a perfect time killer for that time we don´t know how to appreciate. The rest is a façade, like the name of the system so rightfully puts it. I´m not a girl, but I think this is more gender offensive than racial offensive
So true, sad, but so true. For all races and genders. I think it is more of a generational thing tho. I’m going with teens to 30-somethings.
thats everyone on facebook
Can honestly say that this white girl hasn’t done any of those.
Although, I know there is someone who uses someone else’s account (and possibly one other too) to look at mine so I occasionally leave a status message for them.
Good stuff. How about misspelling words and/or creative spellings…….”Your kidding meeeee! I no you didn’t go to there houseeeee?!?!?!”
LOL! FB is everyone’s therapist-white, black, Asian, Spanish etc…
Guilty of doing 50% of these things myself, and guilty of judging others for the other 50%. So I think we would probably be Facebook friends in real life. (haha, get it??)
Hmm I think this applies to “morons” not just white girls..
OMG each RACE is as bad as the other!!!! There is NO difference, you bunch of racist tw*ts!!!!
Does an “i” or an “a” go in there?
lol
twat, lol……i liked this post!
What’s Annonymous please?
U R ON METH NOW ASS.GITT A GRIP.U NEED DR. PHILL,Sad.
you need hooked on phonics.
^^GOOD CALL!!
you forgot to say how many hours/miles they worked out/ran today.
otherwise, A+
I AM 100% CERTAIN THAT THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST INTENDED FOR IT TO BE OFFENSIVE AND RACIALLY CHARGED. I AM ONLY HALF WHITE THO SO I GUESS I CAN ONLY BE HALF ANGRY BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS PERSON DEFINITELY HATES WHITE GIRLS.
THANK GOODNESS WE HAVE THE INTERNET POLICE ON OUR SIDE TO TAKE UP ARMS IN THE BRILLIANT COMMENTARY SECTIONS OF BLOGS LIKE THIS ONE!
Keep up the good work, boys and girls!
I guess you missed the part where she mention that she WAS a white girl who did most of these things she mentioned….Hate white girls please….its just a joke….btw I am a white girl and I think that its funny and kinda true…
Pretty sure the comment was a joke too.
everyone is so ironic that nobody sees the irony…. it makes my head spin.
L2 sarcasm.
I hear you, ironic^2. We can add ‘Type in all capital letters to express emotion/distress to the list I think. Lol.
Ha ha! So funny! Kinda like the way black and mexican girls always yell at their many, many kids while shopping for lingerie at Target. Or telling their many, many kids to ‘shut yo ass up’ when they’re too noisy at McDonalds. Or the way they’re ALWAYS on their shiny, colorful cell phones (like when in line at the welfare office) talking about pointless bullshit. So true!
TRUE, but at least they’re not ACTING. They are as real as you can get. The funny thing is that these WHITE GIRLS are trying too hard to be something there not and will never really be happy with who they truly are. Sorry this is not about who has heavier pockets than the other, to define a LIFESTYLE, this is about stupid shit white girls to get attention.
Im white, i hate the way black chicks act, and its even sadder if that’s actually HOW black chicks act instead of ‘pretending’ too.
Even though yeah its pathetic that white chicks try to be black, but the main thing is, WHY would they want to be ?!
Your rant is exactly the way stereotypical whites think. This article is not about that. Your rant is as stereotypical as this… white’s love eating outside of restaurants even if it’s freezing in the patio or sidewalk area. If there are christmas type style of lights they will be there too. Whites love wearing sandals and shorts. Even if it’s freezing or there’s rain (again). White’s love to shop at Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods markets. Only white’s can rant on other races in stand up comedy, but the moment other races say something, white’s jump like a hot potato. See?
Really, I love truffle oil and you’re a jackass.
Racist much?
So fuxking true. I commute to work using a subway system so this post really hits home. Awesome!
Perfect response. I’m in awe. I will be borrowing it for the rest of my life. Thank you.
Oh and fibromyalgia — not even a real disease.
Gary – Thou shalt not judge. God has a funny little sense of humor….
do some research mate~
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2811/what-is-fibromyalgia
Ahhhh I hope you are kidding. And either way it would not be funny.
Hmm, too bad those stupid doctors are waisting all their time doing research on something that isn’t even “a real disease”. Also too bad your tax money is paying my disability you ignorant ****.
Oh and Gary —not even a real guy….
Absolutely a real disease. Tests have confirmed certain chemical and hormonal differences in patients with fibromyalgia, and also a certain unassociated tenderness in 18 defined areas. Look it up, hon. Not a sufferer, just a med student.
Nope, definitely not a real disease. Just a manifestation of stress/depression. Of course, doctors and phamaceutical companies make a killing off treating this fake disease, so they are going to keep the myth going.
Ever wonder why wealthy happy people don’t suddenly come down with fibromyalgia? Hmm I wonder…
wow Gary. does your foot always fall in your mouth when you open it? don’t be an idiot, do some research before speaking. unless you enjoy looking like a fool….
Gary, you are an idiot. Fibromyalgia is a real disease entity. I am an Certified Pain Management Nurse. Go educate yourself.
You’re just someone who makes money off of a fake disease. You don’t know anything.
It’s a fat girl problem. Their body’s hurt bc they have too much weight on them.
Hahaha… I love this article. Props to 25 pills a day, although I agree with other commenters that this list could be longer and not necessarily exclusive to “white girls”.
I am a white girl on facebook since 2004 and in all that time I am minimally guilty of #10 & #15…. Those two things alone on an infrequent basis are neither funny, annoying or stupid. I post things in German sometimes and I do write angry letters to people that pissed me off during the day {random people, not friends} and companies that will never hear the vitriol in my voice.
Oh and their should totally be a “love” button, so that those of us who just can’t settle for the mediocrity of “like” are placated.
The End.
I actually love it. But instead of White girls, I think it would be safe to say ALL girls do that, as I’m black and I’m guilty of most of the things.
u aint black den….lol
Oh, she “ain’t den”? LOL And they should’ve included that they make pouty lips and take pictures of themselves from the directly above angle. LOL
You rock. Best response on here.
Virtually everything on that list could be said about any race.
True story!
Haha! I totally do the open letter thing. such as “Dear man on the train with a handlebar mushtache, you rock”
its easier to just put “white girls” because they dont take it so personal like other races
Why wouldn’t you take something that was said about you personal? Not sure if serious.
White people have the ability to be self deprecating and humble. And it’s not directed at anyone person, as you suggest.
#16 publicly admit guilt of doing any of #s 1-15 in an attempt to look cool
Ahh I’m guilty, not as an attempt to “look cool”, but rather an attempt at releasing emotions that are stressing me out (at least thats what I do when I write my “letters”).
People need to get over themselves. Did you ever think that MAYBE this is what the writer wanted when they specifically zoned in on “white girls”??
i lost three minutes reading this and the comments… race has nothing to do with what people post, unless they are racist… why don’t you write about something that is interesting, thought-provoking, or based on actual research….. then you could possibly redeem yourself for the three minutes of mine and everyone else’s time spent reading this rubbish.
shyutup
I read faster than you, n00b.
j00rt3hsux
The fact that I lost 30 seconds of my life reading your troll like response to a well thought out and humorously written blog makes me want to stab my eyes out with crayons. Get a life. Don’t like it? Close your browser. Otherwise don’t click things that might make you potentially rage like a juvenile. The End
And yet here you are trolling on a troller… Which I guess would make me a third generation troller? Ether way I’m not complaining so why don’t both of you shut up. Thank you.
I love the crayon part! Too funny! Kudos! I’m gonna use that one!
I agree, a full book based on this garbage will never be published by any publishing house, no literary agent will touch it. It’s inane and full of douchebaggery. Thanks for the lost moments of my time. Use your creative energies more wisely. An idea: How to pick you girls up, what works, what doesn’t. There’s a lot of guys that’d be willing to spend good money on that.
haaaa u are following it get a life sweets lmao
do a white boys version too
what about instead of clicking the ‘ like’ button they comment on it and say “love!”
Hmm, seems like most of these are things ALL girls do. Not sure why you added the race element.
because it sounds funnier you moron, go cry yourself to sleep
Wow, how charming was that.
If you’re the same anon with the hilarious comments elsewhere on here, thank you, you slay me. Keep up the good work. Mary’s blog is awesome.
What are you so angry about? This is humor. Maybe your the moron.
And yet you have failed to learn the difference between your and you’re… It’s called grammar… Use it
My profile picture alone makes me guilty;-)
Yeah it’s true… that because there are sad and easy to get boring. I don’t think those kind of people would imagine a life without facebook.
White girls Hoof! Attention seeker… There Easy to get sad and get boring. Lucky there have facebook
Luckily, you’re good at writing and that was almost error free. Now go have a cookie.
What Frigging language are you in …go back to school and take English Gomer
HAHAHAAHHAHA Gomer. that made me laugh (:
Yeah u white and u only speak English… Now check this out. French, Creole, German, Arabic, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish… How About you?
you speak: Facebook, Alcohol, Sex, ( with men, women, animals) Shit. You also speak disrespect to your parent. that because you write. and you went to university of Idiocracy… Really have no time to learn your languages. Manjek kaka, dan pouri, dan jon.
now u tell me something els in a other languages i will tranlate it for you.
salop. santi foh.
Seriously? No one cares how many languages you speak, moron. If you have time to learn all those other languages, then learning proper English grammar shouldn’t be too hard for someone like you…
Love it….had to share it
Well, people SHOULDN’T eat at Applebee’s. You have to ASK for a napkin at that place. Otherwise, SPOT ON!!!
neva liked it!
I was so happy to see this come up on a friend’s facebook page, A) because it’s fibro-centric site, B) It’s hilarious, C) It’s accurate.
If we can’t find ways to laugh at ourselves and the world around us, then we should hang up the towel. Laughter is the best medicine – the only way to cut the side-effects from the laundry list of narcotics and therapy appointments we organize our days around.
Thanks for this much needed laugh!
I agree with you 100 percent. I think the reason it says 15 things “white girls” do on facebook is because the girls who wrote it are white and they are trying to show to to the world that they too see how they can come off to other people. That shows no racism at all. If people could look at it in a more positive way, these girls are making fun of how ridiculous they and their friends are. It breaks my heart that in the time I spent reading through the comments, I only saw one black girl actually laugh at this and say that it could be for anyone. I love that instead of immediately trying to find UNNECCESARY hate that was never intended to be there, she read this….laughed…and said it could be for all girls. She looked in this and found things to connect herself with. Every single woman on this planet is connected and the sooner we realize that, the better your life will be. I am white. I have worked with NOTHING but Chinese men and women for the last 6 years. I’m 24 and dating a BEAUTIFUL 24 years old black guy. And when I say beautiful, I mean so fking stunning that he will make your heart stop. He loves me because I’m some dorky ass prude white girl who can’t dance for shit but can rap Wayne like no other on the planet!! (new orleans is my city baby!) And I love him because he has this swag and talks the BEST BEST talk I’ve ever heard in my life. You black girls know that game I’m talking about!! So why is it that I can be so incredibly in love with this man, but for some reason….white girls and black girls can’t even laugh at some blog about how stupid WHITE girls are??? If this was about the 15 things black girls do…if it was funny ladies, I’m sorry…Im going to fucking laugh. “Haha…damn, you DO do that shit!!” I think we should start appreciating and learning from each other. Yes….black and white and mexican and chinese and japanese….every single race has a different culture…and different personality kinda…why can’t you just enjoy the fact that you get to go to their grandmas house and eat the best motherfking collard greens you have EVER tasted….go to that church and hear the most beautiful praise and singing your ears will ever hear. Hear how his mamma talks to him like she’s gonna beat his ass at any moment but he gives her a kiss on the cheek and says how much he loves her. And then bring him to ur world and let him see how your mom feeds the poodle off a fork…or how your little brother knows more Tupac than he does. Let him meet your grandpa…let your pawpaw take him fishing and talk about his “courting” plans. Take him to Catholic church and LAUGH when he falls asleep b/c it’s just too quiet. Enjoy watching him watch HIMSELF in the mirror…b/c you know that boy knows hes fine. I know this is a really long comment….I just wish others could see all the beauty and love that we do have to give to each other. I can’t speak ONE single word of Chinese….but I love those 35 people like they are my family. At my Christmas…its Black, White, and Asian. And I feel like the most blessed girl in the world. My boyfriends mom has taught me the ropes of being with a black guy….taught me the ropes of being around black people. My dad has taught him how to deal with my white girl emotions and crying. My mom helps him understand and forgive ignorant people. And the best thing about me and him?? One day, some day….we are going to make the most BEAUTIFUL STUNNING…..PERFECT little mixed creole wonderful loved babies. Why can you girls just not laugh at yourselves. Not everything is meant to be hurtful. Some things are…and I’m very sorry. But you can’t punish each others race for a select fews mistakes. I love my black girlfriends. I love every single STUPID ass thing they do. I love the way they speak. I love all the crazy stuff they wear. I love their names I always mis spell. I love how they have me hooked on cocoa butter and hair sheen to make my skin look sexy We may be from the same city…but not from the same street. If loud black girls make you nervous….that just means you need more black girlfriends. If prissy ass white girls piss you off….that just means you need more white girlfriends. And I can promise each and every one of you….if you ACTUALLY gave each other a chance…the only differences between any race is the way we show ourselves. We all hurt the same if someone we love goes….every one of us would help the other if it was needed. MOST of us know what its like to go hungry or to be flat broke. If you gave each other a chance…you would see that you have so much more in common than you think. You have so much more to offer each other than you could possibly know. Racism should have been gone along time ago. People are people…love is love. Our differences should be what connect us and make us stronger. Not what makes us dislike the other! I’m sorry this is so long. I think I cried the whole time. I feel so strongly about this. I hope it even affects one of you. I’m going to go hook up with my soul mate now :] His 8 pack is teasin me all over our “crib”. Yuppp….I’m a bleach blonde tan priss ass white girl. Hes my sexy tatted green eyed thug…and yea…he likes when I call him that :]
Love this!
And speaking of “racist”, lets all remember that the country came together as a whole, all races, and voted for a black president who is half white also. That says we have come a long way, and I am glad to see it! I’m white, and it’s about time we stopped stereotyping anyone. God made us all you know!
I have read a lot of comments sections over the years of surfing the internet, and this one by far is the stupidest string of comment posts I have ever read in 10 years. Congratulations on being idiots.
Wow. I’m not sure why after reading your comment I still decided to dive right into it, but I really wish I had just taken your word for it.
Now I’m just embarrassed to be on this page at all.
You’re a douchebag.
Almost everyone do MOST of these things too, not just white girls. But I guess it sounds funnier that way.
And it’s an attack on orgininality, right? Since it’s evidently not cool when everyone does the same thing? These lists and articles aren’t exactly original either…
BAH. Bored.
I know many people who are guilty of all of these things on Facebook.
Is this true ? I didn’t make this up!
Nice work. (I see some troglodyte was not amused; just above).
Were you just looking for a reason to say something about a black person, because your comment doesn’t even make sense. Why wouldn’t he be amused, fuhrer?
I can’t believe I just waisted 3 whole minutes of my life on this. You people are fucking morons! Get a life, and get laid! SMH
It took you three minutes to read this?
lmao nice.
Can not believe I jus read 60% of this. You people are fucking stupid!
How could you forget Duckface?
Yes.
Good question! Do these girls not know that they look retarded? How the hell did duckfaces even get started?
I hate Duckface! It looks soooooooo lame!
You forgot, “Likes” anything and everything their girlfriends post, to no end.
I dont do that, but its funny all the same! XD
WHAT ABOUT TAKING A PIC OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR LOOKING ALL SEXY? (sorry about caps)
If you’re sorry about the caps, why did you type in caps?
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I think the top thing everyone does on facebook, is complain about what everyone else writes on facebook. I get that these articles are supposed to be funny, but it’s kind of jumped the shark, It’s a personal page. Facebook has a status update to tell what you are doing/feeling. I mean, people post about their relationships, lives, personal thoughts, things that amuse them, family, feelings, vacations. If this isn’t what facebook is for, then what? Is it supposed to be for spreading memes? Trying to convince others to follow my religious or personal beliefs?
Since the dawn of facebook, I’ve heard/read people complain about other people (whose facebook posts they apparently subscribe to, or at least actively CHOSE to be friends with).
So far in these kinds of articles, and on my own feed, I’ve noticed that people complain about others posting baby pictures, baby’s milestones, political beliefs, countdowns, “I love yous”, prayer requests, complaints, questions that can easily be answered with google, song lyrics, funny videos, football cheers/jeers, political beliefs, religious beliefs, chain letters, food pictures/food updates, mundane activities, “vaguebooking”, passive aggressive status updates, self portraits, works, best friends, complaining about school.
I just want to know what’s left that people SHOULD or COULD post, since people apparently have a problem with everything everyone else posts.
I think these articles have been done to death, and kind of jump the shark, and were funny at first. But now…they’re kind of like the updates they make fun of. I am fully expecting to one day stumble upon “10 articles that people who think they’re cooler than everyone like to write about what other people write about on facebook.” Yeah, that’s about right;)
Well said!~\
Are you complaining about complaining? Or complaining in depth about articles complaining in depth?
Yup. Exactly. Right over that shark.
like* lol
‘like’
Exactly.
And almost everyone does MOST of these things too, not just white girls.
And it’s an attack on orgininality, right? Since it’s evidently not cool when everyone does it… but everyone does these articles as well… BAH. Bored.
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at the end is indicative of you being sarcastic, or if it was randomly placed and you don’t realise that you’ve just spent *a lot* of time expressing dissent/over analysing something that is *really* not that serious. Which is annoying, and also happens a lot. On Facebook. Haha
I can’t tell if the
You don’t get it, and that’s okay. Laugh at other things.
Then don’t read them and afterward spend 10 minutes crafting a deep reply. Write your own damn personal blog and let everyone else have their fun.
TL;DR
I love this post, but I agree with what you’re saying. I am sick to death of people judging everything other’s post. What business is it of yours what someone else talks about in their little status, and how does it really impact your life when you can (a) hide the person or (b) just not read it.
Everyone always seems to think that whatever THEY post is SO superior, when in all likelihood, no one really cares about other people’s status’ unless they’re somehow relevant to their own lives, or very funny. And most of the time, you’re not going to meet that criteria.
lol! Thanks for sharing this kyle!
Loved this, absolutely true and hilarious
I’m guilty of doing some of these things, I guess that’s why I found it so funny?
Don’t forget–favor what you think is your “good side” pooch out your lips in every single photo you post.
You forgot ….
16. Typing “OMG” every time someone gets excited.
lol, that is true! XD
Wait, what?! No duckface?!
1. Duckface.
2. Duckface.
3. Duckface.
…
you forgot….
1) when girls post pics of the flowers that their significant other surprised them with, making an annoying caption like “rough day, but coming home to these made it all better…” gross.
2) I hate this one: “i cant believe a year ago today i was walking down the aisle to marry my best friend. I love you baby, happy anniversary!!!!!” Hopefully he will check facebook today.
3) and who can forget…. “the countdown”…… “79 days until I am reunited with my bestie Samanatha in NEW YORK, NEW YORK!!!!” Like going to “the big city” is not an amazing accomplishment, get over yourself.
Single and miserable much?
engaged, happy white girl.
What a shitty list.
Sorry.
That and talking about how many calories are in their Chipotle burrito…. I guess that isn’t too hard to figure out though if they just use the ChipotleCalorieCalculator.com
If you white, then you Ben Affleck.
If you can’t put “r”s at the end of possessive pronouns such as “your”, then your not white… And have poor English skills. Good luck at Micky Ds.
*You’re
you’re*
Actually, you’RE both wrong.
Oh the irony….
you’re* Good luck teaching.
*you’re
If you don’t know when to use you’re instead of your, don’t you be goin’ and correctin’ no white boy’s comments.
you’RE not much better… you clearly dont know the difference between your and you’re
I’m pretty sure that you meant “then you’re not white.” Nice English skills.
Your English skills aren’t that impressive either. Unless you’re trolling, then nice job.
I’m not white and it’s “you’re” not white, not “your” not white… good luck to YOU at Micky D’s.
Your not white…correction You’re not white. Good luck at BK!
You should really check your own grammar if you are going to correct someone else’s. “Your” is indeed a possessive pronoun, meaning that it indicates that you possess something (i.e.: YOUR BAD GRAMMAR). However, the form you incorrectly corrected was meant to be you’re (you are), which does not show possession at all. So Kevin may or may not be white, but you most certainly have bad grammar, and are an asshole.
Speaking of English skills…… it is YOU’RE when you are shorting ‘YOU ARE’ not YOUR. You would say “then you’re not white, not then your not white”. Maybe you should be a bit more forgiving of others before pointing out their mistakes if you can’t get it right either.
hahahaha! what the fuck!!
It’s from Role Models you idiots.
And you must not be, either, because the proper word is “you’re”.
You, sir, obviously have the poor English skills. It would be you’re, with an apostrophe, not your (as in possessive ‘you’). Good luck at Burger King!
*LIKE!!! At the above comments. YOU’RE obviously an idiot who is NOT a linguist (possibly less so, in fact, than say…Dog the Bounty Hunter or poor Magic Johnson (just to avoid any comments of racial inequities) and you have no business posting YOUR overtly racist (gee, could the writer of that post maybe be white and from the South?) or derogatory remarks against someone for not using their “r”s correctly…that would be THEIR, not THEY’RE, just for your edification. Buy a dictionary…use it. Better yet, a 3rd grade English textbook, study it, then come back and try to trash talk someone else for not using what YOUR ignorant butt has deemed proper English. (My bet is that you didn’t understand 80% of this post…it’s okay, first get through your primary schoolbooks and then let’s work on a G.E.D. Just a thought….
that’s a quote from role models. @___@ why is everyone freaking out? xD
No, let them keep going… you are witnessing a troll feeding frenzy.
Im gonna kick you in you’re nuts and then your gonna cry because your a big stupid baby… Kissmyanthia RULES!
I KNOW, RIGHT?
The original post is a reference to the movie Role Models. Y’all should chill out with being the grammar police and get a sense of humor.
Not everyone has seen that movie.
hey if you black you OG
OG…OJ
“If you white, then you Ben Affleck” is from Role Models. So funny.
And apparently you’re ignorant
Not even close!!
haha, very astute observations.
damn…I’m so far down on the comment list I forgot what the subject I’m commenting on is….so I’ll just say….I think….oh I don’t know……..just make sure you’re in touch with your inner self and don’t wear purple!
This comment made me literally laugh out loud. (For real, I mean it.)
I spent way too much time reading way too many comments on such a cute but ho-hum blog post all the while wondering why on earth I was still reading until I reached Mr. Dennis Black’s comment here.
Thank you for the advice and the smile.
What if it was 15 things black girls love to do on facetube?
Be normal and sassy.
Then there would be a whole bunch of happy white people and a whole bunch of angry black people. Besides black women are at the bottom of the totem pole due to STEREOTYPES. But its all in good fun right?
Me and my roommate were just talking about this very thing tonight. How Ironic.
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Me and my roommate were just talking about this very thing tonight. How Ironic.
That’s some funny stuff! Guilty!
You forgot about the duckface.
YEHHHSSS. the fucking duckface.
Duckface is so true!
ALL girls are guilty of most of these. Not just white girls. I’m not white & I’m guilty.
Indeed. And some of then, except the obvious, many guys do as well. It just sounds funnier when you say “white girl… something stupid” (Even if it’s really not, but it automatically makes it so).
So now, let’s all go and feel ashamed and hopelessly unoriginal for our facebook sins.
I’ve got about ten thousand people following me on twitter. I follow the majority of them back. Most stuff found here is posted by people of all races. In fact, most people in general (regardless of “race” or color) post some of the stupidest, misspelled, grammatically incorrect bullshit I’ve ever read. Maybe I’m missing the point somewhere.
10,000? Damn, you are the tits! I just got a chubby
@Ellen – Is that a picture of your foot?
Oh, eff off!
HAHA, I am loving the comebacks on here from an anonymous. Please keep up the good work.
but its arty” so its cool
I’m a white girl, and I do not do any of these things, actually I rarely use my Facebook at all, I think the only thing that I do is when I write a wall post and notice a spelling error, I will delete that wall post right away (I’m terrible with grammar/spelling/etc).
However I have a lot of non-white female friends who do the exact same things that you have listed, to be honest, I personally think you should change the title to “Things Girls love to do on Facebook” It’s still the same title, just doesn’t mention any particular race, because I”m pretty sure non-white females are guilty of doing a few of these things as well.
PS- You forgot to mention *Spam your home page with Farmville crap, and other FB games.* You know, those annoying little status updates you see all the time.. “Yay! I just got to level 18!” or “My farm needs some carrots, help!” Yeah, FB is plague with that shit.
You don’t use Facebook much but you write the longest comment ever on a post about Facebook?
Yeah you started off pretty weak with the don’t use facebook but I don’t do these things stuff. But you hammered it home with that Damn Farmvile Garbage, and not singling out any particular race, not nessacary 90% of woman on facebook can admit to at least one of these things. Also the Duck Face it isn’t a pretty look never have I heard anyone say that chick was cool then she did the duck face and bam I was all about that chick. So in conclusion good post I will give it a “B” because of the weak sauce you started off with. All and all good work with room for improvement.
PS James- No clue what Duck Face is, nor wanting to find out.
I was in a race once… I lost. Is that racist?
James, I said “I *rarely* use Facebook.”
I”m sure women are not the only ones who are capable of doing the things on this list, there are guy’s out there too, that I’m sure who have done at least half the things on the list on Facebook. On the rare occasion I do use Facebook, It is mostly keeping up with Friends, and to be honest; I’d rather keep up via text messages/calling a friend to say hi then a networking site…I did admit that I occasionally sometimes will delete a wall post after creating it due to grammar errors, however I”m not really the type of gal to do mostly all of these things like most women are admitting too, don’t get me wrong. Props to them for admitting, and there is nothing wrong with the list itself, It’s just not my thing. I personally think its a well-written blog post, that offered some sense of humor which is never a bad thing.
and Anonymous…Look around my friend, there are a lot of folks responding with similar messages to this blog post…
The Duck face is the annoying look that girls make when trying to post a “creative” photo. We get it. You’re different just like everybody else when making that face. I really want to smack girls that do that. Does this make me a bitch?
GUILTY of almost all of them. So funny nice work! i don’t even care that i fit the mold
haha
Have yall been secretly watching my wall? I think I scored at least a 90% on this! lol!!
I was loling for real. Thanks for the laugh (at myself
)!
This article is Fucking terrible. It should read, “what shitty norms like to write about themselves.” HOPE YOU GET A PUBLISHING DEAL SO THEY CAN SELL THIS SHIT AT URBAN OUTFITTERS.
I thought it was kinda funny (albeit a bit stereotypical and general). I was more annoyed by your desperate need to capitalize “fucking” and then lean on your Caps Lock button for the whole last sentence. I think there are much more constructive ways to express your distaste for something rather than spreading your poison all over the internet.
You know I would have never noticed that. I guess he capitalized Fucking because he normally uses it at the beginning of a sentence, and his spell check dictates as so? Lol
Douchebag. Go discuss your daddy issues with your “abnormal” friends in your tight jeans and plad shirts j
You know, it is easy to comment about things and be critical when you are “anonymous”… How about owning your words…
How bout girls that take pictures of themselves and write “So hot right now!”
this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every other day!! i can’t believe people like this exist!!
This was fucking great!!! Laughed so hard I almost shit myself.
LoL this is the best response to the article ever
This is the best reply to an obscure comment on the internet ever. I’ve been giggling like a loon for the last five minutes.
I think you’ll get a laugh out of this!:)
HOLY MOLEY THAT’S EXACLY WHAT MY GIRFRIENDS DOES ON FACEBOOK !
My white friends are guilty of these! I cracked up reading this!
Now upon saying that, my black girl friends post pics of them at work, complain about men, skin and hood rats.
Hispanics, like my family and friends tend to take the puckered mouth in the dirty bathroom with five ppl and forget to turn the flash off, or they post pics of them all serious and bug eyed. They status about how life is a bitch and then you die.
Now I know its wrong to stereotype but its a funny trend and that’s the beauty of cultures.
Lol. Agree
lol
You forgot the famous “duck face”, the “I just got out of bed in my PJs – oh I’m so hideous” yet I have a pound of makeup on and took 12 photos before I picked this one and finally the ” I hate you but will comment how beautiful you are”
great blog! i’ll follow it for sure
You are totally hilarious! I have MS and am guilty of #12. My mundane news is awesome! I am also told to quit eating gluten at least once a week. You’re going to be famous now, too!
That’s bc if you have an autoimmune disease, you REALLY should stop eating gluten. Just saying’. You’ll feel better
Auto-immune diseases are very rare and as a med student I think this dumb diet trend well not last like all the rest as people realize the placebo effect is the source of most of the benefits.
Very funny…
you are following it right now.
didn’t you just follow this? haha what an idiot!
this gabe character sounds like bad news.
Following this has now become my fucking life!
This is going to sound really racist, but it’s mostly my arab facebook friends who do that stuff.
why would that be racist, the title of this is “15 things white girls love to do on facebook” I post a lot of shit on facebook, but none of what this article says. Black girls never have made a post about a restaurant they didnt like? Wow. Very strange…
why does it have to say WHITE, if they put BLACK, OOOMMMG the shit it would cause….
Um, Cause she’s white and is speaking from experience…did you read what it said?
cause if it said black it better have been by a black person…not to mention when we throw gangsta signs we really go hard!!!!
fuck you nigger
SO COOL THEN BLACKS THROW STUPID SIGNS AND SO DO WHITES…WOW…SO I GUESS WE SHOULD START A WHITE COLLEGE AND WHITE GRANTS FOR WHITES only
I’ve read it, this blog post- the author did not however said anything about “speaking from experience” or what not..It’s just a list of random things that *White* girls apparently do on Facebook.
I suppose I will phrase my response in the form of a multiple choice question:
Are you?
A) Racist
B) Ignorant
C) All of the above
And no, this question does not unduly benefit ethnic groups. If you don’t know the answer it is simply because you are stupid, not because you are white.
writing shit in the sand when they’re at the beach.
http://writinginsand.com/
are you trying to send a link from your desktop?
clears throat, looks around “…no…”
“Really loving my boyfriend right now.”
“12 people like this”
?? Really??
You narcissistic, self-important whining bunch of sub-level realty-show contestant wanna-be’s masquerading as hipsters spending hours in front of a computer getting very much of absolutely nothing done whilst pretending its a social revolution. Blecch. Fecesbook. The beginning of the end.
Then why are you reading this anyway? And on top of that, leaving a comment?
Sounds like someone needs to get laid.
Hahaha! U dumb ass! Aren’t u on FB RIGHT NOW??? Some people, geeez!!! Lmao
This is definately my niece, “White girl Jillian!!!” LMBO!!!
What about taking pictures of themselves
In a mirror with “fish lips” posing for self
Portraits?? That shit is always on Facebook
By repeat offenders!
Noice!! I was about to say the exact same thing!! Can’t STAND self taken, so called ‘sexy’ shots!
It’s called “duckface.”
I wish I could “like” this… hahaha
first of all…WHITE GIRLS? hello this is fucking north america, trends and girly shit go a long way if your white or black or orange or whatever color? maybe its WHITE girls, cause for some reason you think your better? or is it cause u have no black friends? either way, come on you stereotype.
lolololol from a guy named jamal…you stereotype
way to perpetuate the stereotype that whenever anyone refers to a specific color of people that’s not black, black people are offended…even though they stereotype themselves all the time.Classic.
The difference being that “white” is not a minority culture and doesn’t have the same cultural identity or shared history that black people do. Identifying these things as white is absurd.
The main thing missing here is “white people like to list things white people do because they think it makes them seem culturally aware.”
Way to perpetuate the misleading notion that you can tell someone’s race by their name. It’s been proven again and again that you can’t.
Agreed Matt…classic!! Chris, I’m not saying that we’ve all been through the same hardships throughout history, but white people weren’t all just born into socially accepting cultures. & is being white really not a minority in America anymore? When does the bitching stop?? What race is our President? How long has it been since equal Civil Rights?? LONG ENOUGH TO QUIT BLAMING IT ON WHITE PEOPLE!!!
First of all, seeing this article as racist is ridiculous. How can someone mocking their own culture and being this self-loathing be seen as racist? Wouldn’t reading this article make you glad you aren’t a white girl? Also, trying to equate this article as white people trying to sound culturally aware is giving it too much social commentary and relevance. Couldn’t it simply be an article about what her and her goofy friends, who all happen to be white girls, do on Facebook?
On the opposite side of the coin, I just want to note that, no, white people aren’t the minority. They are the largest ethnic group in America. They are simply not as large compared to “non-whites.” Hopefully you recognize however, that “non-whites” includes more than one ethnic group. It is simply a misused stat used as a political talking point. Also, Obama getting elected didn’t end all racism in America. Finally, the Civil Rights movement was passed in 1964. Women were allowed to vote in 1920 and still get paid, hired, and promoted less than men. I think you may need to be a little more patient with how quickly societies can change their own culture with mere legislation.
White people do have culture. What I think of as white culture is Ralph Lauren sweaters, horseback riding and high fives. If its not that it’s tractors, plaid shirts, shot guns and chewing tobacco. You’re also stereotyped. Therefore you have culture.
This really should not be a racist article at all..it is silly facebook jokes. Thanks for the history lesson douchebag..anybody ever watch “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?” I think they have ‘white’ & ‘non-white’ people on there.
How about over-posting about pictures of their first born children, then completely ignoring children 2-4?
How about posting weekly status reports of their preggo belly’s?
Or posting lame-ass engagement photos which their husbands look extremely forced?
hahaha completely guilty of your first sentence!
oh wait i meant i completely ignored them after the age 2, not the 2nd kid. oops!
preggo bellys are the WORST. or post-birth.
i do not want to see that.
Consider, for the older fb users, how they tend to type IN ALL CAPS and are some of the main ones passing on ‘chain posts’ or ‘repost-posts’. AND they are big on games like Farmville, and that’s why many have a fb…sure! Funny top 15!
this is too funny
This could potentially be Jimmy Kimmel’s next 15 Reasons You Should Clean Up Your Friends List… list. Brilliant!
This could potentially be Jimmy Kimmel’s next 15 Reasons You Should Clean Up Your Friends List… list. Brilliant!
i pee every single time i take a dump.
Lmao! Perfect time to say that!
i pee every single time i take a dump
I do 7 out of 15…lately maybe 3 out of of 15. I mainly post shit from tosh.0′s website and lamebook.com. lol
I’m as white as they come & this is all bullshit cause it’s not only white girls duhhhh oh and <3
Expressing how life sucks and they just want to either run away or go hide from the world – they post this just to get attention.
So right! That crap wears me out.
I did not know that you knew my wife and family so well
I think I only do one of those thing. #15, parce que mon statut est tres cool quand presque ne personne le comprend.
It’s okay, I’ll upload more pictures with the duck face and that’ll take care of everything!
because my status’ are very cool and because no one can understand
haha
What about ending everything with a ♥ ……and i do mean everything.
Toilet Paper ♥
I just died laughing reading this. thank you.
I laughed so hard I got chicken pox
Hilarious and spot on. Everything looks sarcastic on the Internet, but that was resale good.
The Duck Face…God, I fucking hate that shit.
^ word.
How did you forget self portraits by way of cell phone + bathroom mirror
Because douche bag guys do that crap also
#16 would have to be about their workout/run and how challenging it was. Also reporting how long they ran or worked out and how many calories they burned.
PREACH
That was CREEPY. It was like you had jumped into my facebook, and were specifically talking about half of my friends. Every.single.one. I would definitely include duckface on this list. So much duckface. Number 9 in particular pisses me right off.
Half of your friends, or every single one
I think she was saying that, for half of her friends, every single item on this list is something they do.
she means that every number on the list applied to half of her friends.
This.Should.Be.Number.16.
You might as well rename #6 my name
Another one: The group shot of women – front row of women NEVER stands straight. They do the poop-squat pose. Cleavage showing. Bending over when there is NO need.
This is rubbish and annoying. Plus, who is the author? “15 Things White Girls Do on Facebook,” is a very racist and sexist topic header. Several of your “observations” are infact typical social networking behavior that anyone–regardless of gender, class, or race–might do. For instance, my boyfriend has posted, on Facebook, photos of food he has cooked up. My wanna-be hipster male friends take photos of themselves throwing “gang signs.” And my male roommates FB about getting drinks after work, all the time.
Please go away. You’re not ready for jokes, or the internet.
^win
Seriously. You are clearly the demographic the author was trying to insult. Thank you for your stereotypical feedback.
Best comment response ever. Thank you, DZ, for amusing me greatly.
Yeah, what DZ said!
where’s the “Like” button?
no i wont go anywhere….
*thumbs up*
hehe
Stop being an idiot.
You are clearly the demographic the author intended to insult.
Dear White Girl Megan,
You just compleated #10, so congrats. Next thing you will tell us is that your best friend is black, and you date a Jewish guy…. ya ya ya, we’ve all heard it before.
This blog is funny. Get with the program and keep on taking pictures of you and your best’ies feet.
P.S. Your male roommate is gay, which is pretty much the same as being a white girl.
lmfao@Emily. This shit is funny!!!
Wow. Learn how to handle a joke! Relax! Take some Xanax – maybe take it with your boyfriend and/or friend of a different race and post it on facebook. That way it would be inclusive of all people, regaurdless of race or sex, who completely suck at life. People like you irritate the fuck out of me and I’m sure the majority of people reading this right now.
Who else searched her name on facebook in hopes of belittling her?
Hahaha!
LOL at “racist”. OK.
Megan – you are mistaken
p.s. Rubbish? Way to be cultured I guess…
Why do you think using the word “rubbish” is an attempt to be cultured? I hope you are aware that, outside of the US, this is an extremely common word. Are you that ethnocentric that you think posters here can only be Americans?
So not sexist – not even “very” racist. Just because this is a list of “15 Things White girls Do on Facebook” it doesn’t mean the author believes nobody else does them. Remember kids, being anal-retentive means you probably can’t poop. Relax and everything will all be alright.
Duckface hands down!!!!!!!!!!!
eh… i’ve done a couple of these. but only a couple.
What?? No mention of duckface?? Spot on with a lot of these though.
True! {}
Remarkable similarities to what guys do on FB:
http://www.2birds1blog.com/2008/04/20-male-poses-of-facebook.html
the most common thing black girls do on facebook.
1. call out their babys daddy for not paying child support, then brag about the $300 weave they got when they finally get the child support.
Ha Ha very true. Or talk about praising Jesus for this day, how blessed I am!
or….i got my hair did.
lmao!
Or the one’s that (makeuptheirownfakemiddlename)
I have a couple of the COUPLES WHO MUST SHOW THEIR DEVOTION TO EACH OTHER BY INSTAGRAMMING THEMSELVES EVERY SINGLE PLACE THEY ARE EVER SEEN TOGETHER.
I think that’s the technical term for it.
Props, from another pasty chick.
hahaha its so true!
Those are some chubby girl feet…
Not quite how us British Girls would do it but very similar, I thing Brit girls do that I’ve never understood even though I am one, is taking pictures of each other in the mirror when you go to the restroom (or toliet as we call it)
Hope you feel ok today.
Oh my gosh, this is brilliant! Love love love!
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End every post with an emoticon
This is a list of things that American girls do, British girls would be slightly different, like taking pictures of each other while in the restroom of a pub/club, something I have never understood even as a British female.
After reading the about me on here I hope you are feeling ok today.
white girls also love to take photos in bathrooms…. while asian girls seem to love taking photos in the passenger seat of a car.
Actually….I have a lot of Asian friends who are typically the ones taking pictures in the bathrooms and a lot of my white female friends are the ones taking pictures in their passenger seat of a car..soooo
Where have you been all my life? I freaking love this blog (and have done most of the things on the list). Also, I take 17 pills a day for an undiagnosed mystery disease. It is awesome. Thoroughly impressed that you are able to be hilarious even though you spend so much time taking pills.
Funny, when’s the book out? It’s funny how folks do these things knowing they will be ridiculed by their friends !
How are babysitting and doing meth redundant?
Rhetorical?
BINGO. thanks George. I’ll change it. Also I love the name George.
i do all of these things and im black :\
BEST REPLY EVER>
I do some of them, too, and I’m a lame old white guy. Stereotypes can be funny if they aren’t demeaning — no one is better at poking fun at white people than Dave Chappelle. Sometimes these kinds of topics trend on Twitter, and most people have fun laughing at themselves. Your reply WAS the best.
I’m the last person in the Western hemisphere not to be on Facebook…and this post has reminded me why. Thanks for a hilarious post.
Ummmm <— White Girl (like, really white…ghostly white), and I've only done one of these, and it's about needed a beer after work. Because I did need a beer, and do need a beer. I post about what I did in Skyrim, and pictures of mini pigs.
Skyrim alone puts you outside two standard deviations of facebook’s white girl population, so your input’s statistically irrelevant.
I hear Skyrim’s pretty sick.
LOL@ 2 Standard deviations… what is your confidence interval?
I have seen a few posts about Skyrim what is it?
What deviations are these? And yes – it is indeed sick. Like, bubonic plague level sick.
Guilty of alot! How about commenting “I Miss YOU!” on their friends walls when odd or they saw them that day!
1) draw a mustache on their index finger
2) place that finger on their top lip
3) pose for a picture with a surprised look on their face
Spot on!
I think this applies to the majority of American females under the age of 30.
inasmuch as the “majority of American females under the age of 30″ are white.
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DUCKFACE SHOULD BE #1
Sadly, aside from the feet thing (#LoveMeMyLamasil), I know one middle-aged gay urban male who is guilty of the other 14. Oh wait… I was wearing a pair of kickin’ boots I shared as a mobile upload last spring, so I guess I’ve done them all. By the way: I think I love you. Must follow you like the Walk of Shame follows a questionably successful Saturday night.
American* White Girls
http://www.7decals.com
I got nothing else to say… well i do … but it’s just gonna open up a flood-gate…
Love this!
hahhahahaa, good thing I’m tan.
eerily accurate. I like gringas though. Enough where I made whitegirls this t-shirt design: http://t.co/dPmXjCS7
Definitely duck face. And I’ve stumbled upon a training class for some of this behavior.
A girl telling the other girls to talk specific about no one in particular. Hilarious.
omg #11.
omg. #11.
Too funny
But you totally forgot the one about how the ones with kids post long, meandering paragraphs about how fucked up the world is how they are going to single-handedly alter the course of thousands of years of civilization to make sure their kids don’t have to deal with whatever is getting their ire, whether it be the ‘commercialization of Christmas’ or issues of manners and propriety.
True, I’ll have to make a separate list that deals only with children and old people on facebook, because they have their own set of trends. Going to see my grandma at Christmas…I’ll sign her up and watch the magic unfold.
Is it any different on Twitter?
HINT: No, it’s just more of it.
Fuck this was hilarious, and right on the money.
I like the “you forgot duckface” comments.. Those also are pretty standard.
Says the woman who’s lips are botoxed into an eternal state of duckface.
LIKE
so funny and true! i’m definitely guilty of 10!!
cropping unflattering photos and then reposting the cropped one
GUILTY! LOL
Good lord, these are ALL true. Each and every god damn one.
People whose names are just their first and middle.
Pictures where everyone is jumping.
Status updates that are commented on immediately by the original poster.
Or liking their own status. Then commenting on it. Mis-spelling something in the comment, and instead of deleting it, they repeat the original comment with the word spelled right.
Has anyone mentioned that you failed to include “duckface”?
you forgot DUCKFACE!
you forgot duckface
Duckfacing is common amongst women of all ethnicities. The epidemic that is the duckface knows no race nor creed, so it kinda needed to be skipped on this one.
This was so funny – then I realized that I have actually done a few of these things……lol
Ha ha this cracks me up. so guilty!
paha, yes. this is so, so true.
Publicly thanking the husband that’s three feet away will NEVER finish up as a single comment. For some reason, most husband and wife Facebook duos feel compelled to have in-depth conversations via the status update and subsequent comments, and will eventually resort to using pet names.
Wife: “My baby boy is the best ever!”
Husband: “You know it. We got any more beer?”
Wife: “Did you check the other fridge? You look so hot.”
Husband: “There’s none in there babe.”
Facebook friend that can’t help but chime in: “OMG, you guys are so cute!”
Wife: “I’m so lucky! Love you FFTCHBCI!”
Thanks for a very amusing post – I look forward to working my way through the other ones.
Haha. I love the facebook friend that can’t help herself. Thanks for reading I’ll check out yours as well!
Or…”someone is still laying in bed. Guess I’ll just have pancakes by myself”. love it!
Babe…why have’t you texted me back?
My husband and I vowed to never do that! Our friends do it so much it makes you want to puke.
Anybody that follows this needs a fucking life
haaaaaaaaahaha. Spot on, complete with the “my-two-cents” friend! perfect.
I am guilty of another thing white girls do on facebook – overuse my vowels, punctuation marks, capital letters, and the occasional constant. (maybe I do it to cover up my poor speiling)
example:
I loooooooooooove it!!!! It was sooooooooooooo funnny. What about these craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy cats reading racism (RACISM!) into it, huh!!!??? CRAZY!